Posts tagged "Ace Johnson"

Jessica Simpson’s Baby Is High As Shit

Everybody shut up about everything: Eric Johnson throwing Jessica Simpson‘s baby 80 feet in the air is your new shiny object. Is it the cutest thing ever, or the launchpad for a thousand mommy blog posts on child tossing? The world’s your oyster here. As for me, I’m using it to link to photos of…

By: The Superficial / September 24, 2014

Ace Johnson Has Landed

Jessica Simpson should really send Kim Kardashian a Thank You card because I completely forgot there was another pregnant woman out there. Also, she wasn’t comically huge this time and barely showed her breasts. Legally I could’ve declared her dead. People reports:

The Fashion Star mentor, 32, and her fiancĂ©, Eric Johnson, welcomed…

By: The Superficial / July 1, 2013