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Jessica Simpson’s Baby Is High As Shit

Everybody shut up about everything: Eric Johnson throwing Jessica Simpson’s baby 80 feet in the air is your new shiny object. Is it the cutest thing ever, or the launchpad for a thousand mommy blog posts on child tossing? The world’s your oyster here. As for me, I’m using it to link to photos of…

The Superficial | September 24, 2014 - 1:29 pm

Ace Johnson Has Landed

Jessica Simpson should really send Kim Kardashian a Thank You card because I completely forgot there was another pregnant woman out there. Also, she wasn’t comically huge this time and barely showed her breasts. Legally I could’ve declared her dead. People reports:

The Fashion Star mentor, 32, and her fiancĂ©, Eric Johnson, welcomed…

The Superficial | July 1, 2013 - 8:15 am