Abigail Ratchford&#039;s giant breasts washing a car in a bikini, and a bunch of jibberish you can just skip over. Don&#039;t even bother.
Abigail Ratchford dancing topless in lingerie. You either want in on that or you don’t.
Abigail Ratchford in lingerie. I shouldn’t have to say more.
Miley Cyrus spent the weekend posting pics and videos of herself in a bikini to Instagram because apparently she’s very concerned with proving her January is better than yours.
Abigail Ratchford’s giant breasts are getting invited to movie premieres now. This truly is the land of opportunity (for women with sexually attractive bodies under the age of 30).
Yesterday, we ended the day with what I’m still convinced were naked photos of a prepubescent boy, so for the complete opposite end of that spectrum, here’s a bunch of sexy photos from Abigail Ratchford’s Instagram which are my creative solution to the ill-timed bikini drought happening right now. And I’m not gonna lie to…
Alright, folks, I’ve got a Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show to manhandle by myself tonight – Wow, that came out wrong. But accurate. – so here are the Abigail Ratchford posing topless for Kandy pics making the rounds while I calculate how much alcohol I need to survive the night. *jots down equations* Is Batman-face forty…
- Superman’s looking tight I mean Amy Adams in that pants suit. [Lainey Gossip]
- Britney Spears’ dad handpicked her new boyfriend because my Bertney Stories are 100% accurate. [Dlisted]
- Kendra Wilkinson is DTF? I think that’s what she’s saying? [Fishwrapper]
- Girls Night Out [theCHIVE]
- Taylor Swift’s “1989” is the first million-selling…
- Ezra Miller is your movie Flash because apparently TV Flash wasn’t enough. [Lainey Gossip]
- Evan Rachel Wood has a new girlfriend. [Dlisted]
- Thursday. Redheads. Victory. [theCHIVE]
– Ready your Cumberboner, Sherlock will talk about experimenting with boys now. [Fishwrapper]
– Just a reminder: Kanye spent 90% of Kim Kardashian’s pregnancy in another…
- Charlize Theron has completely broken Sean Penn. [Lainey Gossip]
- Pamela Anderson realized long hair hides the hepatitis better. [Dlisted]
– Please find this girl’s ass cheeks. For America. [theCHIVE]
- Lily Allen dancing topless in Spanx, anyone? [Fishwrapper]
- The 6 Worst Media Responses To the Elliot Rodger Rampage (So Far) [The Daily…
Alright, folks, it’s a Friday when a major summer blockbuster releases, so we already mentally checked out yesterday. But to keep you company, here’s Abigail Ratchford – who can’t possibly be from Pennsylvania, there’s no fucking way – along with a new Honest Trailer, Clueless Gamer, and this week’s edition of The Most Important People…