Posts tagged "Abigail Ratchford"

Abigail Ratchford > Kim Kardashian

Abigail Ratchford recreated Kim Kardashian’s nude photo shoot because we live in magical times.

The Superficial | November 12, 2015 - 11:29 am

Abigail Ratchford > The Kardashians

This is what it’s like to wake up with Abigail Ratchford. I am your God now.

The Superficial | September 25, 2015 - 1:25 pm

Abigail Ratchford’s Slumber Party Is The Crap I Missed

Abigail Ratchford hosted a slumber party, and Lindsey Pelas’ boobs came. As in they attended. — Wait, can they do that?!

The Superficial | May 29, 2015 - 3:00 pm

Abigail Ratchford Posed For Playboy

I put the following words on the Internet: Abigail Ratchford Naked Playboy

I’m done for the day.

Photo Boy | May 22, 2015 - 11:45 am

Abigail Ratchford’s Giant Breasts Washing A Car Are America

Abigail Ratchford's giant breasts washing a car in a bikini, and a bunch of jibberish you can just skip over. Don't even bother.

The Superficial | April 6, 2015 - 1:12 pm

Abigail Ratchford Made A Viral Video, Too. Hers Is Better.

Abigail Ratchford dancing topless in lingerie. You either want in on that or you don’t.

The Superficial | February 24, 2015 - 11:29 am

Abigail Ratchford In Lingerie

Abigail Ratchford in lingerie. I shouldn’t have to say more.

The Superficial | February 16, 2015 - 2:44 pm

Miley Cyrus Wore A Bikini, Have You Heard?

Miley Cyrus spent the weekend posting pics and videos of herself in a bikini to Instagram because apparently she’s very concerned with proving her January is better than yours.

The Superficial | January 26, 2015 - 12:00 pm

Hold Me, Abigail Ratchford

Abigail Ratchford’s giant breasts are getting invited to movie premieres now. This truly is the land of opportunity (for women with sexually attractive bodies under the age of 30).

The Superficial | January 21, 2015 - 4:00 pm

I Completely Forgot About Abigail Ratchford And That Is A Crime

Yesterday, we ended the day with what I’m still convinced were naked photos of a prepubescent boy, so for the complete opposite end of that spectrum, here’s a bunch of sexy photos from Abigail Ratchford’s Instagram which are my creative solution to the ill-timed bikini drought happening right now. And I’m not gonna lie to…

The Superficial | January 14, 2015 - 4:53 pm

Abigail Ratchford In Lingerie Is The Crap I Missed

Alright, folks, I’ve got a Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show to manhandle by myself tonight – Wow, that came out wrong. But accurate. – so here are the Abigail Ratchford posing topless for Kandy pics making the rounds while I calculate how much alcohol I need to survive the night. *jots down equations* Is Batman-face forty…

The Superficial | December 2, 2014 - 3:52 pm

Abigail Ratchford Bikini Photos And Other News

- Superman’s looking tight I mean Amy Adams in that pants suit. [Lainey Gossip]
- Britney Spears’ dad handpicked her new boyfriend because my Bertney Stories are 100% accurate. [Dlisted]
- Kendra Wilkinson is DTF? I think that’s what she’s saying? [Fishwrapper]
- Girls Night Out [theCHIVE]
- Taylor Swift’s “1989” is the first million-selling…

The Superficial | November 11, 2014 - 8:54 am

Abigail Ratchford In A Bikini And Other News

- Ezra Miller is your movie Flash because apparently TV Flash wasn’t enough. [Lainey Gossip]
- Evan Rachel Wood has a new girlfriend. [Dlisted]
- Thursday. Redheads. Victory. [theCHIVE]
– Ready your Cumberboner, Sherlock will talk about experimenting with boys now. [Fishwrapper]
– Just a reminder: Kanye spent 90% of Kim Kardashian’s pregnancy in another…

The Superficial | October 16, 2014 - 8:37 am

Abigail Ratchford’s In A Bikini Again

It’s been way too long since we posted Abigail Ratchford pics, so here she is posing for Garry “Prophecy” Sun in Malibu, and again, I refuse to believe this chick is from Pennsylvania because nobody from this state is this hot. Trust me, I would’ve spotted them in all the cool places I go whenever…

The Superficial | October 3, 2014 - 1:35 pm

Abigail Ratchford’s Back And Other News

- Charlize Theron has completely broken Sean Penn. [Lainey Gossip]
- Pamela Anderson realized long hair hides the hepatitis better. [Dlisted]
– Please find this girl’s ass cheeks. For America. [theCHIVE]
- Lily Allen dancing topless in Spanx, anyone? [Fishwrapper]
- The 6 Worst Media Responses To the Elliot Rodger Rampage (So Far) [The Daily

The Superficial | May 28, 2014 - 9:03 am

Abigail Ratchford Will Comfort You Now

Alright, folks, it’s a Friday when a major summer blockbuster releases, so we already mentally checked out yesterday. But to keep you company, here’s Abigail Ratchford – who can’t possibly be from Pennsylvania, there’s no fucking way – along with a new Honest Trailer, Clueless Gamer, and this week’s edition of The Most Important People

The Superficial | May 23, 2014 - 10:01 am