The 87th Annual Academy Awards
Full Disclosure: Emma Stone and Jennifer Aniston are making this gallery look way more exciting than it really is. I genuinely feel bad tricking you with it.
Gwyneth Paltrow: ‘Reading Mean Internet Comments Is Just Like War’
(l to r) 1. Private Witherspoon, a 20-year-veteran who survived several online jokes about her chin, but in body only. Her family says she's never been the same person since and often suffers from night terrors and alcohol abuse. 2. A pretentious cunt. In my haste to slap together a link post this morning, I…