Because there’s been a lot of nips, maybe vaginas and giant, store-bought breasts lately, I thought I’d take a minute to give the ladies some eye.. some eye.. hold on a second. – *reaches down, palms out baby, hands it to Photo Boy, whispers “No, no, the one behind Quiznos,” goes back to writing* -… More »
And so, per royal decree some quietly whisper was born out of fear the child might encounter the music of a “Justin Bieber,” the royal baby was instantly rocketed into space with specific instructions to colonize the moon in the name of England. The Americans never saw it coming.
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“We are using all our strength to get rid of him, either by killing or kidnapping,” Taliban spokesman Zabihullah Mujahid told Reuters by telephone from… More »
While Naked Prince Harry won hearts and minds the world over yesterday, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star, British person and hottest old broad on that show Lisa Vanderpump was apparently not impressed and saw fit to insult the Royal Ginger Scepter of Small Winkyshire. TMZ reports:
Lisa was out in Beverly Hills… More »
“So.. have you noticed my brother going bald and I’m not?”
“I’m not playing strip Angry Birds with you, Harry.”
“I want to thank you for this, my love. You see, my family didn’t appease the Nazis for me to grow up and have a wife whose arse is eclipsed by that of her sister. It’s simply not done. Like having a castle with teapots who don’t talk like Angela Lansbury and have little teacup… More »
Prince Harry is facing criticism again after allegedly making a racist remark to comedian Stephen K. Amos who performed for his father. Harry had been in trouble before for making a comment about a Pakistani officer in his army unit. This time he could’ve been making a joke but instead completely failed. Something… More »
Prince Harry and his on/off girlfriend of five years Chelsy Davy have called it quits, according to News of the World:
Last night a senior source close to the prince confirmed the split and insisted the pair parted “amicably” because the relationship had, “simply run its course”.
Meanwhile Chelsy’s friends were rallying around her… More »
These are pics of Prince Harry and his girlfriend Chelsy Davy vacationing on the island of Mauritius. Man, if I were in the royal family, I’d knight my own penis then chivalrously have my way with everything from Big Ben to the Queen of England. I mean, sure, Chelsy is alright, I guess. But does… More »