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Lindsay Lohan Is Telling People She FaceTimed Oprah On Christmas

Lindsay Lohan thinks she FaceTimed Oprah on Christmas. Oh, cocaine, what’ll you think of next!? More »

Lindsay Lohan’s ‘Virus’ Is Excuse To Get Out Of Jail, And There It Is

In a shocking turn of events, Lindsay Lohan’s mosquito virus bullshit turned out to be a lie to get out of completing her court-ordered community service. Will the judge give her an extension? Will she land back in jail? Will she blow someone, anyone to make this all go away or for cash or drugs? More »

We Know What You Look Like In A Bikini, Lindsay

Because Lindsay Lohan lives in an imaginary world where she’s a sober Oscar-winning actress and not a prostitute who files frivolous lawsuits for money on the side, why would she be aware of a worldwide information system with readily available photographs of how she really looks in a bikini? So here she is on Instagram… More »

Lindsay Lohan’s In A Bikini Again

When you’re a hard-working actress fresh off of an award for Biggest Comeback, it’s important to take a moment and relax on the yacht you’ve been blowing a man to be on for the past week. Also, pop a lot of zits. That’s really the key to this whole sexy stew. I’m talking way more… More »

Lindsay’s F*cking Up ‘Speed-The-Plow’ Already

If Lindsay Lohan has one talent, it’s begging and pleading and blowing and promising not to act like Lindsay Lohan if she gets just one more chance, and then acting exactly like Lindsay Lohan once some idiot gives her that chance. And now that idiot is David Mamet who really did cast her in “Speed-The-PlowMore »

Rosie O’Donnell: ‘Lindsay Lohan Shouldn’t Be Playing Elizabeth Taylor Or Anyone’

Thanks to being fired from the sinking ship known as OWN, Rosie O’Donnell has lots of free time on her hands, so naturally she stopped by TODAY this morning to talk shit about Lindsay Lohan officially landing the role of Elizabeth Taylor in a Lifetime made-for-TV movie:

“I feel very sorry for her,’’… More »

Lindsay & Ali Lohan Tell Dina She Looks Like Ass

After years of being subjected to her drunken, tyrannical pimp-rule, Lindsay Lohan and her sister Ali are apparently trying to force their mom Dina into a self-conscious pit of depression where, God-willing, she’ll drink herself to death which is how I chose to read this. Us Weekly reports:

“My girls are always telling… More »

Lindsay Lohan Is A Serious Actress Now

Here’s Lindsay Lohan arriving at JFK yesterday where she made it a point to cover her face with a movie “script” conveniently labeled “Untitled.” So just assume Dina drank 20 gins on the flight and convinced Lindsay this plan would work because cocaine makes you stupid shit. “Listen… listen… you should listen. Pudtha script allova… More »

Ali Lohan Is Dying

What you’re looking are just released photos of Ali Lohan in Hawaii on Monday and not a bleached white starving Ethopian robbing a CD store only to be thwarted by a gust of wind. Then again, I’ve been wrong about so, so many things before. Right, Reese Witherspoon’s uterus? (I know you were vacuumed.)
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Lindsay Lohan Bailed On Ellen

Lindsay Lohan managed to talk Playboy down to only making her do one promotional appearance for her cover issue which was supposed to happen yesterday on Ellen, and you’ll never guess how that went. Gossip Cop reports:

Gossip Cop has learned the actress did NOT board her flight from Hawaii to Los Angeles. More »

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