Posts tagged "50 Cent"

Leonardo DiCaprio Probably Banged Rihanna

Is that really Leo behind 50 Cent, or has your mind simply become Jonah Hill? INCEPTION! Posted by Photo Boy Someone named Nikki Erwin had a birthday party at the Playboy mansion on Saturday and apparently when she blew out her candles she wished for karate butt sex, because at that…
By: Photo Boy / January 13, 2015

50 Cent Says ‘F*ck The Ice,’ Let’s See Floyd Mayweather Try And Read Harry Potter

If you've been getting sick of seeing Ice Bucket Challenges all week, apparently so has 50 Cent because he just decided to change the whole thing into daring Floyd Mayweather to read. Via Instagram: Floyd will you except my ALS/ESL CHALLENGE: I will donate $750k to a charity of…
By: The Superficial / August 22, 2014

50 Cent’s First Pitch Went Well

As is my wont, I alienated a lot of our resident right-wingers yesterday with my Joe The Plumber post, so in the spirit of brotherhood, I'm going to write this one in their language. It's only fair: Baseball is America's most sacred pastime, so leave it up to Thugbama's son to desecrate it…
By: The Superficial / May 28, 2014

WTF Happened With Jay Z & Solange?

"Bitch, why your sister over there shaking her fist at me?" "I'm sure it's nothing." Yesterday, the Internet was served a rare feast when leaked surveillance video of Solange Knowles beating the shit out of Jay Z in an elevator was published by TMZ. Since then, everyone has bee…
By: The Superficial / May 13, 2014

50 Cent Is Doing Black Stereotypes A Huge Favor

For those of you who don't know, 50 Cent was arrested for domestic violence last week after allegedly kicking one of his baby mamas - which revealed the existence of a daughter he was trying to keep secret and presumably pretend wasn't his - and now Radar has text message…
By: The Superficial / July 9, 2013

50 Cent Is Tired Of These Motherf*ckin’ Masturbaters On This Motherf*ckin’ Internet!

Because he's a deeply religious man of God, 50 Cent took to Twitter yesterday where he informed his nearly 8 million followers that masturbating is a sin, so they should probably cut that shit out: Masturbation is a sin you stop right now fool!!!lol God is watching you#SMS— 50cent (@50cent)…
By: The Superficial / September 27, 2012

Mickey Rourke Sh*ts On Every Single Movie He Just Made

Mickey Rourke attended the Scream 4 after-party Tuesday night which he apparently only showed up for to see Harvey Weinstein. "I don’t know nothing about the movie," were his exact words. Vulture managed to catch up with him where he proceeded to trash both of his latest film…
By: The Superficial / April 14, 2011

50 Cent Shovels His Own Driveway? And Other News

(This is literally like porn to Lindsay Lohan.) - Rihanna and Matt Kemp call it quits. [Huffington Post] - 'Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark' loses another performer. [Popeater] - Dina Lohan is going to sue the Hearst family now. That should go well. [Dlisted] -…
By: The Superficial / December 28, 2010

So Chelsea Handler ‘is’ Banging 50 Cent

Because she's the most hilarious woman alive - Not counting Jennifer Aniston's emails, of course. - Chelsea Handler posted the above pic to Twitter this morning with the following message: I don't know why anyone thinks I would ever date a rapper. Ha! Get it? Because she's in bed with 50…
By: The Superficial / December 13, 2010

Chelsea Handler: ‘I’m Not Banging 50 – Yet.’

Chelsea Handler took to her Twitter last night to address recent rumors suggesting she has a secret rendezvous with 50 Cent whenever they're in the same town: Everyone, calm down. I met with mr. Cent about a potential project. There's nothing to report yet, ill let you know…
By: The Superficial / October 7, 2010

That Chelsea Handler/50 Cent Thing Actually Happened

TMZ obtained a recent photo of 50 Cent and Chelsea Handler sitting closely at a club (above) that really could've been anything from an innocent conversation to a full-blown explanation on how to pull back her bat wings for insertion. Turns out it was closer to the latter, according…
By: The Superficial / October 6, 2010

Jesus Christ, 50 Cent.

These are actual shots of 50 Cent on the set of Things Fall Apart where he dropped over 50 pounds to play a football player diagnosed with cancer, according to ThisIs50.com: He dropped from 214 pounds to an astonishing 160 with a liquid diet and three-hour-a-day treadmill walks for nine weeks.
By: The Superficial / May 26, 2010

Lady GaGa & Kanye West tour canceled, but 50 Cent says it was for gays anyway

Lady GaGa and Kanye West's "Fame Kills" tour was canceled yesterday with word coming out that it was GaGa who pulled out. [Insert hermaphrodite joke here.] Of course, none of that really matters because 50 Cent said it's "the gay tour." Via Gabby Babble: He then tried…
By: The Superficial / October 2, 2009

50 Cent suing his ex for claiming he burnt her house down

50 Cent is suing Shaniqua Tompkins, the mother of his son Marquise, for defamation. Shaniqua is claiming 50 is responsible for the fire last month that burnt down her house - with her and Marquise in it. But 50 knows how to handle snitches: litigation, son. Get all legal up on that ass.
By: The Superficial / June 19, 2008

50 Cent’s ex says house fire was murder attempt

A house that's in the center of a court battle between 50 Cent and Shaniqua Tompkins, the mother of his son Marquise, suspiciously went up in flames early this morning. Shaniqua is saying the fire was attempted murder and she distinctly heard someone in the house before the fire, according to TMZ: The…
By: The Superficial / May 30, 2008

Paris Hilton tries to upstage 50 Cent, gets cussed out

Legend has it Paris Hilton tried to dance onstage during a 50 Cent performance over Super Bowl weekend. 50 wasn't having none of that and swore at Paris until she presumably got her bitch-ass off the stage. Why just words, 50? Was nobody in your crew packing that evening? I, for one, wouldn't think le…
By: The Superficial / February 4, 2008