Posts tagged "2012 Election"

Herman Cain Was Quoting Pokemon This Whole Time

"You see, women are like Charmander. Sometimes they evolve into Charizard, and sometimes you gotta catch them in your office by pretending it's a giant Pokeball. Otherwise, Jigglypuff comes in, starts stealing your potion, and hell, that ain't right." For those of you blissfully unaware of the current state of American politics, Republican presidential nominee…
By: The Superficial / December 5, 2011

Donald Trump Isn’t Running For President

NOTE: Mommy and Daddy are going to talk politics for a minute, so for those of you just here for the pretty pictures, we've had an entire morning of bikini photos and whatever the hell Jennifer Lopez is wearing. If L. Ron Hubbard drew Spider-Man, it'd look like that. Despite the pivotal…
By: The Superficial / May 16, 2011