T.I. Has Joined The National Discourse On Snoop V. Shitgibbon
Yesterday, the President of the United States decided the best use of his time and resources was to bitch about a Snoop Dogg video where a clown version of him is fired at with a cartoon gun. In hindsight, this was a probably a brilliant political move because the suckers who voted for him would much rather have a war on hip-hop than learn about how they’re being fucked out of healthcare. Rap music is their second greatest bogeyman right after Obama who probably invented it on the same day as homosexuality and Starbucks. Anyway, this situation has obviously garnered the attention of our country’s greatest Constitutional scholars, but mostly just asshole bloggers (How’s it going?) and T.I. who you’re about to learn is the Frederick Douglass of our time even though I just remembered he’s still alive. Donald Trump said it on TV. Don’t fake news me, bro.
@snoopdogg is a Fuckin Legend u Fucking Tangerine Tanned Muskrat scrotum skin, Lacefront Possum fur Wig wearing, Alternative fact,Atomic Dog diarrhea face ass man!!!! Leave our legends names out ya fuckin old ass puppy piss smelling ass mouth & continue to focus on dividing minorities,building barriers, alienating immigrants, &fuckin this country up like u been doin…. #UWannaBeDictator #PresidentialLevelFuckBoy
“Tangerine Tanned Muskrat scrotum skin.” “#PresidentialLevelFuckBoy”
Yup, I’m not following any of that. I know my limits, and it’s 20,000 feet below “Atomic Dog diarrhea face ass man.” We have seen the eyes of Lord this morning, my friends. Cherish it. Cherish it…