T.I. and Tiny Understand Marriage

January 6th, 2011 // 28 Comments

Before I beat you about the face and neck with People’s Choice Awards coverage – “beat” being the keyword here – let’s take a moment and acknowledge a couple who’s undying love for each other triumphed against all odds. It’s like you’re reading Twilight. TMZ reports:

T.I.’s wife Tiny confirms … the two were in a room together during regular visiting hours at Arkansas State Prison when Tiny made like Michael Jackson … and beat it.
According to prison guidelines, inmates are allowed to kiss and embrace at the beginning and at the end of a visit as well as hold hands — but “the inmate’s hands must remain in plain view of Visiting Room staff at all times.”
Tiny tells us T.I. was immediately reprimanded and sent to a “Special Housing Unit” — which consists of more security and less freedom.

You really have to respect Tiny Cottle here. There are women who couldn’t handjob their way out of wet paper bag, yet she’s going for it in a room full of prison guards. That’s real talk. You know, I often find myself wondering why people get married, but this? This is why. It’s given me an entirely new outlook on life. I’ll never mock you again, marriage. Unless it’s a LeAnn Rimes post then honestly, what choice do I have? Haha! Homewreckers can’t get married.

Photos: WENN

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  1. dufresne

    Right………..

  2. Sarakiel

    It brings a tear to your eye…. *sniff*… beautiful…..

  3. Deacon Jones

    Man, I think if Dog Face ever attempted that on me I’d scream in horror and turn gay. At the same time.

    • Righteous, dude

      Seems extreme. I’d just enjoy the handjob.

      • Deacon Jones

        Not if the Dog Face is giving one. It should be locked up for looking like that.

      • testington

        seriously she is straight up FUGLY, he is actually pretty good looking by thug standards and a rich famous rapper. This must be love cause he could do A LOT better than that thing.

  4. To love, honour and jack off in a prison visiting room. I hear they wrote their own vows.

  5. Cock Dr

    What’s he serving time for?
    Beautiful story. True luv indeed.

    • Mortimer Duke

      Parole violation. He was caught in Las Vegas I believe with the drugs in his possession.

      • testington

        wasn’t he arrested for drinking sizzurp…aka cough syrup….HAHAHA dude had to go back to prison for fucking cough syrup

  6. Mortimer Duke

    And anyways she was wasting her time. Inmate # 548893-6 has access all the time and the hand job is better because his hands are bigger and stronger.

  7. Dan

    I think that is sweet… :)

  8. He looks good in that suit…I do like seeing a well dressed man, and so what if she jiggled the jimmy, he’s her husband.

  9. S'up Bitches

    The bad news is I saw that naked picture of T.I. The good news? My eyesight has returned!

  10. GravyLeg

    Not to worry though. I am sure T.I.’s cell mate finished the job for Tiny with a reach around later that night.

  11. Tiny gallon of what?

  12. T.I. Tiny
    miguelito
    Commented on this photo:

    T.I. es guapo

  13. T.I. Tiny
    miguelito
    Commented on this photo:

    she too ugly for him

  14. DarthBlue

    Someone got a shake weight for christmas!

  15. jesus that’s one ugly mug

  16. T.I. Tiny
    Amanda
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    Agree with you Miguelito. But, at the same time I think that says a lot about him. Shows that he isn’t shallow.

  17. !!!!!!!

    she was hot about 12 years ago. but she’s a seriously dumb bitch. he ran around on tiny with that skank hoopz from flava of love and wasn’t trying to hide it. then she tried to claim the drugs he was busted with, risking losing custody of her kids and going to prison to save his ho-tastic ass. then she’s jacking him in prison? this chick has no self-esteem. THAT’S why he married her. he can do WHATEVER he wants. she won’t ever go anywhere and he can keep playing her like an XBOX.

    • ham

      Yeah, that doesn’t explain why he married her. If she’s not going to leave anyway, and he has no esteem for her, why bother to legitimize the relationship?

  18. She is one ugly woman … and yeah, she’s a natural blonde hahahahahaha

  19. T.I. Tiny
    Hmmmmm
    Commented on this photo:

    Who?

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