Before I beat you about the face and neck with People’s Choice Awards coverage – “beat” being the keyword here – let’s take a moment and acknowledge a couple who’s undying love for each other triumphed against all odds. It’s like you’re reading Twilight. TMZ reports:
T.I.’s wife Tiny confirms … the two were in a room together during regular visiting hours at Arkansas State Prison when Tiny made like Michael Jackson … and beat it.
According to prison guidelines, inmates are allowed to kiss and embrace at the beginning and at the end of a visit as well as hold hands — but “the inmate’s hands must remain in plain view of Visiting Room staff at all times.”
Tiny tells us T.I. was immediately reprimanded and sent to a “Special Housing Unit” — which consists of more security and less freedom.
You really have to respect Tiny Cottle here. There are women who couldn’t handjob their way out of wet paper bag, yet she’s going for it in a room full of prison guards. That’s real talk. You know, I often find myself wondering why people get married, but this? This is why. It’s given me an entirely new outlook on life. I’ll never mock you again, marriage. Unless it’s a LeAnn Rimes post then honestly, what choice do I have? Haha! Homewreckers can’t get married.