Sylvie van der Vaart In A Bikini Is The Crap I Missed

August 8th, 2014 // 15 Comments

Alright, folks, Photo Boy’s on vacation, so I’ve been flying/scrambling solo today and have to catch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles shortly. Hopefully, I’ll dodge the same fate as my attempt to review Guardians of The Galaxy (which I still haven’t seen again yet), but I’m pretty sure I’ll be fine because I have zero interest in seeing this raccoons-with-machine-guns-less piece of shit outside of writing 10,000 words about why it’s a piece of shit, so look for that later today. For real this time. On that note, here’s Sylvie van der Vaart to keep you busy, but no fapping or Kate Upton won’t get naked. We’re focusing on the big picture now.

Photos: CordonPress/AKM-GSI

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  1. Sylvie van der Vaart Bikini
    Cock Dr
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    There’s a lot of water in this image but my screen still caught on fire.

  2. When did they reboot Denise Williams?

  3. Sylvie van der Vaart Bikini
    Short Round
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    Stay in Fish and watch her instead of another Michael Bay abomination of our reality and childhood.

  4. Sylvie van der Vaart Bikini
    Short Round
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    She’s wet and not coincidentally so am I. Sylvie, we have so much in common. We should meet.

  5. If PB is on vacation, will you still do the old ‘hole in the popcorn bucket’ trick at the theater?

    Of course you will. Of course you will.

  6. Sylvie van der Vaart Bikini
    Angry Beaver
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    When in Greece, she should do as the Greeks. That’s my way of saying I’d do in her in poop shoot.

  7. Sylvie van der Vaart Bikini
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    Photo Boy is on vacation? I didn’t realize that posting tittie pictures on the internet was something a guy needed to take a vacation from.

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    brick
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    Thank you for this! (and the Chrissy Teigen free day!)

  9. Sylvie van der Vaart Bikini
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    This is reminiscent of the infamous Menounos lip slip.

  10. Sylvie van der Vaart Bikini
    cc
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    With a name like Sylvie van der Vaart, it’s got to be good.

  11. jaap

    One of the dutch yummiest right?

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