Sylvie van der Vaart In A Bikini Is The Crap I Missed
Alright, folks, Photo Boy’s on vacation, so I’ve been flying/scrambling solo today and have to catch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles shortly. Hopefully, I’ll dodge the same fate as my attempt to review Guardians of The Galaxy (which I still haven’t seen again yet), but I’m pretty sure I’ll be fine because I have zero interest in seeing this raccoons-with-machine-guns-less piece of shit outside of writing 10,000 words about why it’s a piece of shit, so look for that later today. For real this time. On that note, here’s Sylvie van der Vaart to keep you busy, but no fapping or Kate Upton won’t get naked. We’re focusing on the big picture now.