Good Morning, Sylvie van der Vaart, And Other News

- Justin Bieber’s balls finally dropped. [Lainey Gossip]

- Halle Berry’s son has a name already along with being trained to murder Gabriel Aubry. [Dlisted]

- Girls With Future Lower Back Problems (Because Of Big Breasts In Case That’s Too Subtle) [theCHIVE]

- Sinead O’Connor is still writing open letters that make Miley Cyrus look like an idiot. [Fishwrapper]

- Eminem’s daughter won homecoming queen. You feel old now. [tooFab]

- Black People Not Amused With White People Is The Meme The World Needs [BuzzFeed]

- Hello, Nicole Scherzinger… [Popoholic]

- Victoria Silvstedt finally has a real job. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Pink in a bikini, anyone? [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Showtime execs are meddling the fuck out of their shows. [Uproxx]

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