Sylvester Stallone will shoot an arrow through your steak

January 18th, 2008 // 54 Comments

Sylvester Stallone donated memorabilia to the Planet Hollywood in New York City last night. The items include a bow and arrow from Rambo, the fourth installment in the headband-wearing death machine’s franchise. I don’t know about you, but I would exclusively eat at any restaurant where Sly Stallone fired an explosive arrow through my food. Unless he accidentally shot my beer. In which case I’d demand satisfaction. Mainly seeing Rocky shoot my strawberry shortcake out of a bazooka.

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Comments (54)

  1. Pedro Perez | January 18, 2008 at 3:14 pm

    Number 1

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  2. deaconjones | January 18, 2008 at 3:15 pm

    First!

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  3. Gerald_Tarrant | January 18, 2008 at 3:17 pm

    Stallone was pretty funny on Letterman last night. Too bad he’s still a retard. I believe that he shot steroids into his cranium to try and make his brain grow. Stupid ass.

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  4. Mike | January 18, 2008 at 3:18 pm

    deaconjones, you are an IDIOT!

    anyway, I would love to be his bottomer.

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  5. oh snap! | January 18, 2008 at 3:19 pm

    well, he can no longer deny the fact that he wears lifts, seeing as they are very visible in this pic…..midget!

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  6. The Office Whore | January 18, 2008 at 3:22 pm

    do not want.

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  7. adeliza | January 18, 2008 at 3:23 pm

    He looks like a hound dog that got smacked upside his jowls with a frying pan. Ugly, ugly, hideous man.

    Blechhhhh

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  8. D. Richards (Man-Child.) | January 18, 2008 at 3:27 pm

    Man, where does the time go? Stallone’s an elderly man now. Sure, he’s ripped; but it’s from the fistfuls of steroids he doses daily.

    Poor John Rambo.

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  9. Auntie Kryst | January 18, 2008 at 3:28 pm

    Did someone from the waitstaff take these pictures with a camera phone? Seriously, who the fuck still shows up for a Planet Hollywood press conference? I think Sly isn’t talking to the press, he’s informing the Nussbaum family that their table is ready.

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  10. p0nk | January 18, 2008 at 3:29 pm

    you have no idea how disappointed Sly was when he found out that midget porn was more of a joke than a real market.
    “You’re a bum, Rocky” (in my best Burgess Meredith voice)

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  11. JustBuzzed | January 18, 2008 at 3:31 pm

    I didn’t know that place was still open. I haven’t seen any pictures of Bruce Willis at that place in a while either. I was hoping we left that back in the 90′s along with Pogs.

    http://theunsoberlife.com

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  12. BunnyButt | January 18, 2008 at 3:38 pm

    Jeez, Fish, what did we ever do to make you punish us with Amy AND Sly pics all in one day?

    I think he borrowed that shirt from Brit. Nice grease stain.

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  13. RichPort | January 18, 2008 at 3:38 pm

    Good God! He looks like the wicked witch of the east after a fight with a pail of water…

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  14. Mike | January 18, 2008 at 3:43 pm

    Hey Office Whore

    Are we going out for drinks tonight?

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  15. liz | January 18, 2008 at 3:45 pm

    What’s up with his neck? It’s BRIGHT RED. I couldn’t even watch him on Letterman last night because of it.

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  16. suzy | January 18, 2008 at 3:52 pm

    he wore the same outfit this morning on the view

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  17. p0nk | January 18, 2008 at 3:58 pm

    not even scientology could cure that. Give it your best shot, tom.

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  18. Pep Boys Auto Parts | January 18, 2008 at 4:06 pm

    Sly needs to come work for us!

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  19. KickRocks | January 18, 2008 at 4:06 pm

    LET THE CHEESECAKE HIT THE FLOOR!!

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  20. thegrayway | January 18, 2008 at 4:07 pm

    Geez, what a meat head.

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  21. sportsdvl | January 18, 2008 at 4:26 pm

    “Yo Adrian, I’m not even smart enough to spell steroids and bad actor!”

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  22. Josh Simpson | January 18, 2008 at 4:29 pm

    I didn’t even know Planet Hollywood still existed…

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  23. lisa | January 18, 2008 at 5:05 pm

    to #16……the view shoots friday’s show on thursday.

    The gals have fridays off..

    I think he looks HOT! for an old man……….

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  24. Ted from LA | January 18, 2008 at 5:08 pm

    Look at his face. It’s like someone poured oatmeal and Play-Do in a blender and BAM! Sly Stalone! You Adrian, I’ve had too much surgery.

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  25. mabbo | January 18, 2008 at 5:13 pm

    Wait…..so Planet Hollywood still exists?? And if it indeed does exist, who the fuck would go to a Planet Hollywood restaurant? Especially in New York. Buhahahaha. We had one in Vancouver, but Vancouverites have much too much class to patronize a PH. Needless to say, it shut down real quick. I also met Stallone in Vancouver years ago at a Virgin Megastore. He was very nice, and yes, he is short.

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  26. cap'n picles | January 18, 2008 at 5:33 pm

    He sure have muscle. I hear he seeking love at i’m_so_old_dust_flys_out_of_my_ass_when_i_fart.com where the sexy, rich, and incontinent meet. I hear he find love there.

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  27. Wim | January 18, 2008 at 5:44 pm

    Most of the time now he looks like he melted and then re-froze.

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  28. Mr - T | January 18, 2008 at 6:35 pm

    He’s a fucking FOOL !!!
    Always has been – Always WILL be !!!
    FOOL !!!

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  29. cookie monsta | January 18, 2008 at 6:42 pm

    he was prolly only there for the earlybird specials anyhow …..

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  30. patrickridyard@yahoo.com | January 18, 2008 at 8:07 pm

    sly cut me mic ccuutt! mmmmmmmmmmeeeeeeee. lfmoa!!oxox

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  31. patrickridyard@yahoo.com | January 18, 2008 at 8:08 pm

    sly cut me mic ccuutt! mmmmmmmmmmeeeeeeee. lfmoa!!oxox

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  32. Julie | January 18, 2008 at 9:18 pm

    He is so old and disgusting, just look at all of the slobber on his shirt. I am going to throw up. This dude has seen his day and it is way over. Sly is just an Old Goat.

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  33. jb | January 18, 2008 at 11:56 pm

    Did Gene Simmons and the Donald help you with your hair ? Looks like it. Also, is that the only T shirt you own? You’ve been wearing it for 2 days and it has some spots. I bet they came from B.Walters this morning.

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  34. Puritan Assmilk | January 18, 2008 at 11:59 pm

    steroids and HGH or not…you gotta admit it…for 60, the dude is *ripped*

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  35. Search? Engines Web | January 19, 2008 at 12:15 am

    He is still in great shape.

    His physique looks the same as he did in the 1970s

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  36. gerard Vandenberg | January 19, 2008 at 12:28 am

    THE LOCAL HOME FOR THE ELDERLY HAVE SOME VACANT PLACES TO OFFER YOU!!

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  37. lerkan | January 19, 2008 at 12:47 am

    lots and lots of jealous people here, this man has inspired millions of people and is a great actor.

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  38. mike | January 19, 2008 at 12:53 am

    hey ….if you guys want to read more about Stallone you can find his bio and many cool pics on http://www.WhyFame.com

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  39. Ted from LA | January 19, 2008 at 1:42 am

    Lerkan,
    “Great actor.” This is the funniest post I’ve read in 14 years of reading posts on this site. I’m inspired to take some drugs to make me look like a freak when I am 60 years-old. Lerkan, you’re a dumb fuck.

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  40. ST evec | January 19, 2008 at 7:43 am

    RamRoid ……. is that the newest movie coming out soon?

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  41. WhoCares | January 19, 2008 at 8:47 am

    Uh der!!!

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  42. Lowlands | January 19, 2008 at 8:54 am

    Rocky is figthing his final battle.Him against Time.I put everything what i have on Time(:

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  43. bbw | January 19, 2008 at 9:03 am

    Sylvester , God bless you and You will be fine. In addition, i want to inform you that someone here is keeping saying you are seeking bbw woman on plusmingle.com recently!

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  44. Sauron | January 19, 2008 at 9:15 am

    @42)Finally an easy bet,i put also all what i have on the same thing.Here are my fingerless handgloves and half a bottle of booze.Btw,same plastic surgeon as Janice Dickinson?

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  45. Sauron | January 19, 2008 at 9:37 am

    Will Planet Hollyhood everything what’s cut off the bodies of these celebrities on your plate?It will be a though job but i like my steak medium and drugs and hormones free:)

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  46. Sauron | January 19, 2008 at 9:47 am

    @45)I’m typing to fast (350/minute),’serve on plate’ and ‘tough job’ :o

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  47. Apotheker | January 19, 2008 at 12:57 pm

    Alright. Who do I have to suck to get this thing.

    P.S. I’m good at it, they say.

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  48. EuroNeckPain | January 19, 2008 at 3:57 pm

    This man has three different types of skin on these pictures. Face = extremely tight plastic-like skin, neck = burnt skin (violent last minute peeling ?), ams = thin veiny spotted skin of an old man. Incoherent.
    I hate plastic surgery. It makes people look like their caricature.
    He would be much better if he had aged naturally. What’s the point of butchering one’s face. It does not make you attractive to younger people anyway.

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  49. grrrr | January 20, 2008 at 3:40 am

    Mickey Rouke cousin

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  50. lerkan | January 20, 2008 at 5:33 am

    Ted from LA, you must be retarded or something, there’s nothing wrong with stallones acting otherwise he wouldnt have been nominated for an academy award. That he has gone another path making action movies is a choice he has made, who has won oscars doing action movies? No one. I know that you are out of shape and to lazy to get in shape and hates other people that is in shape which stallone has inspired, because you want a world with only fatsos so that your chanses to get a girl would be higher.

    NOTE: everyone who has followed stallone career knows that the HGH is very recent, he just went all big after 2003, in the rest of his career he has been clean.

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