Sydney Leathers Didn’t Waste Any Time Cashing In On Anthony Weiner’s Wiener

August 6th, 2013 // 46 Comments
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The first time Anthony Weiner got busted digitally flailing his dick across America, it was because he was too stupid to consider the statistical likelihood that one of his recipients would be a Republican and egotistical enough to think she’d be so impressed by his cock to set aside partisan politics. No one’s dick is that good. Well, maybe… Anyway, this time around he was too stupid to remember we live in an opportunistic society where people will do anything and everything for fame and fortune. Which brings us to Sydney Leathers who was revealed as Anthony Weiner’s latest sexting mistress who’s already filmed a porno not even two weeks later. On top of that, she’s now writing an advice/tell-all column on how to use politician’s dicks to pole vault your way to easy money. Welcome to the new American dream:

#1: Indulge his crazy alter-ego, and whatever you do, don’t laugh at him. When in doubt, use a smiley-face and tell him you actually mean it.

Cliff Notes: Dear Al Qaeda, just send smiley face emoticons to American politicians and they’ll write the nuclear codes on their dicks and send it you. It’s that simple.

#2: Be a little coy first. Don’t be so aggressive.

Cliff Notes: Reject their affections until they get aggressive then gushingly submit to them. This will not backfire on any other women down the line, not that Sydney Leathers cares because she wrote this a few paragraphs earlier:

As far as Huma and his son, those are not my choices, and I was just one of many of Anthony’s women. I don’t believe there is some “sister’s code.” That’s a lie. Otherwise, infidelity wouldn’t exist. All is fair in love and war.

Cliff Notes For That: “Fuck your man, girl, so my phone don’t have to. Pssh.”

#3: Be prepared to make the first move, play on his ego and resist being sexual when he wants to be sexual. It will drive him crazy.

Cliff Notes: Tell Congressman X you can’t believe an important politician is interested in “little old me.” Say his thoughts on welfare reform give you the moists. Store incoming photos of his penis for profit.

#4: Figure out his weaknesses early on. If he’s insecure, you’ve hit gold. Then torture him by playing hard to get.

Cliff Notes: Fortunately for Sydney, Anthony Weiner’s weakness is spending every second of every day photographing his dick. And trying to be hip with these kids and their funky music:

Dangr33: you sure do run hot and cold. is that like a thing? been mia. not the over rated sri lankan rapper.
Sydney: I’m sorry. I’ve been very stressed out. I miss you though. I want you in my life every single day.

“Dropping the MIA references. Them panties gonna rain!” – Anthony Weiner after texting that

#5: Make him jealous and then switch it up and make him feel secure. Kind of like “48 Laws of Power.” Politicians are in it to win it so always be in “flirting campaign mode.”

Cliff Notes: Tell them your pussy is the New Hampshire primary. Got it.

#6: Go for someone who you know is tempted by hot chicks online. Once he’s interested, find out his fetish as soon as you can.

Cliff Notes: Search for “Anthony Weiner” on Facebook. (Why do I get the feeling she could’ve just wrote this and stopped there?)

#7: Give him more attention than he’s ever known from a woman. Tell him he is sexy, and be specific about why he is.

Cliff Notes: Is he married? His wife has already murdered his soul and prepared it for you.

#8: Find a horny non-politician to finance all the expensive shoes and lingerie pics you’re sexting your politician boyfriend. Constantly, be painting a picture of yourself in your politician’s brain.

Cliff Notes: Always be hooking on the side.

#9: Tell him how big his weiner is — especially if it’s Weiner.

Cliff Notes: Always be lying.

#10 Alternate between innocent and vague, then dirty and specific, and occasionally throw in a mention of something political he did.

Cliff Notes: Say you want him to Obamacare your butthole. Case in point:

Dangr33: so you won’t tell me what picture of me you like the most or turned you on the most? only tv?
Sydney: Specifically your health care rants were a huge turn on

Laugh now, but one day Steve Hirsch is going to overthrow the government and laugh that he literally had Sydney Leathers tell us all how he’s going to do it. After he made her masturbate in a porno first of course. Guns don’t grow on trees. Viva la revolucion!

Photos: Splash News

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  1. Baginaface

    What a fucking slampig.

  2. Sydney Leathers Anthony Weiner
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    People don’t be fooled by the picture. See http://cdn04.cdn.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/25/sydney-leathers-anthony-weiner-02-580×435.jpg.
    A chunky pig will always be a pig even if cleaned up for slaughter.
    Oh I’ll be D/Loading her porn debut via torrent.

  3. She looks so distraught.

  4. JC

    I have a slight revision for her #6:

    “#6: Go for someone who you know is tempted by hot chicks online. Then find a hot chick and send him pictures of her. Remember: Not every man is going to be a Tiger or a Weiner, willing to go as low as a slampig like me.”

  5. She actually looks about 900 times better in these pictures than she does in the other pictures I’ve seen. She is:

    1. Not attractive
    2. Probably an idiot
    3. Probably a self-centered brat.

    Shit like this makes me hate everyone.

  6. Pickle Nose

    I’m so disheartened that this is the world we live in. And to think, I just brought a child into it…Oh well, where’s today’s post on Courtney Stodden?

  7. I don’t do tattoos and I don’t do sexting because both are permanent: once they’re done, you can’t take it back.

  8. Okay, so clearly she didn’t send actual pictures of herself. That, or she used Instagram filters to fuck up her selfies so bad, he thought she was sending him pictured of her meals.

  9. She’s got a face made for porn. Doggy style porn.

  10. Deacon Jones

    “#11. Be sure to hide your 4 individual stomach rolls (even though you’re in your mid 20s) with a towel, by lying on the bed, or wearing those granny diaper looking bikini bottoms.”

  11. cc

    I hope she’s not looking forward to a long career in the industry.

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    Deacon Jones
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    WTF….did someone photoshop her face onto that fruit grabbing her from behind?

  13. emma watson's vagina

    face is ok. the rest is horrible.

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    Deacon Jones
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    *thinking to self*
    (…I haven’t gotten this much attention since I blew all those fraternity brothers in the chapter room of TKE…..or was it Sigma Pi….?)

  15. Cock Dr

    Wow.
    From somewhat naive political groupie sexting “victim” to full blown porn whore in just a few short days. What a makeover for Ms Leathers.

    • Yeah, it sounds like she was super-traumatized.

    • I’m gonna disagree with “somewhat naïve” because the last time she was naïve was probably in preschool. She knew exactly what she was about, no matter how she’s now trying to paint herself as a put-upon “victim” who’s only now had her eyes open to the big, bad city and its nasty ol’ politics. Of course she now has everyone falling all over her every idiotic and inane verbal dropping, as well as a porn film in the works – amorality is its own reward.

    • Deacon Jones

      What will the family Labor Day picnic be like?

      (Dad puts down beer, burps)
      “Hey sweetie, can you pass me the hot dogs…..no…..NO…I THOUGHT I FORGOT ABOUT THIS!!!”
      (Stabs self with butter knife)

  16. Miss Moppet

    Shouldn’t that be “Vulva la revolucion!”

    That’s how I read it.

  17. I always thought it was “Opposites attract,” but apparently colosally egotistical famewhores are attracted to colosally egotistical famewhores.

  18. Does anyone else think she’s a self-serving, narcissistic, fame-hungry bimbo who is probably a long-lost Karda$$ian sister ? This fame whore is going to flame out in no time. I hope the porn money lasts the rest of your life, twat. You are too stupid for words.

  19. I am always blown away by the quick transition from incidental “celebrity” to being in a porno. What the fuck? Has the world just become so relentlessly amoral that transitioning to porn-whore is now a legitimate second career for anyone that stumbles into their fifteen minutes? Do these idiots not have families or friends or anyone whose respect means anything to them? Goddamn, I hate people so hard.

    • “Has the world just become so relentlessly amoral that transitioning to porn-whore is now a legitimate second career for anyone that stumbles into their fifteen minutes?” Well, not entirely. It was Kim K’s *first* career.

    • It’s really a very natural segue, since the only reason these reality-show-craving bottomfeeders are even “celebrities” in the first place is because they’re caught fucking someone famous, sexting someone famous, knocked up by someone famous, being pee’d on by someone famous, or otherwise utilizing their junk in ways that society doesn’t find incredibly boring, usually in connection with someone famous and/or notorious. Since there’s already an exhibitionist streak in their clawing for fame and a reality show, and since their behavior usually isn’t sustainable for more than 44 minutes (average reality show episode length), porn is only way they’ll be able to sustain and/or cash in on their “fame”.

      And as for “families or friends or anyone whose respect means anything to them” – take a look at Farrah Abraham’s fucked-up, enabling, excuse-making, moronic fuckwit parents and tell me just how much having their “respect” is worth. They excuse everything she does because she’ll be angry with them if they don’t, so my argument would be that if they didn’t respect their own values and mores when they were raising her – I mean, letting her do whatever the fuck she wanted in her formative years – then how do expect her to, as a adult? Apply said argument as needed to any one of the prospective crop of porn candidates, and save your quite justifiable hatred for the appropriate targets.

      • Damn. Start a blog?

      • Cheers. My wife has forced me at length to watch ‘Teen Mom’ for its human car wreck sensibilities, and Farrah Abbram was awful but not even the worst person on there. She is just a spoiled, entitled, self-centered little bitch. Nothing extraordinary about that these days. Her family was pretty screwed up with a history of religious indoctrination, divorce and abuse, but I fully believe she would have been just as awful with a decent family. Some people are just born terrible.

        But can all of these idiots have similar backgrounds? Is America exactly that dysfunctional? Or has it just become that fame and fortune, such as it is in their cases, is the end that justifies whatever means necessary now?

  20. Sydney Leathers Anthony Weiner
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    Just when Farrah Abraham was thinking she’d sell more DVDs in the run up to Christmas. A rival.

    • Cock Dr

      “From ‘Backdoor’ To The Morgue: Farrah Abraham Bares Body As Cover Girl For Corpse Fetish Magazine”
      For realz.
      Your move Leathers.

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    So, when does her reality show begin? Before or after her implants?

  22. This ugly whore is what you ruined your career a second time for, Weiner? You deserve everything that happens to you now, you fucking idiot.

  23. “That’s a lie. Otherwise, infidelity wouldn’t exist. All is fair in love and war.”

    Jesus Christ, what a bitch. I hate that statement. My mother says that shit about love and war. I actually should not exist, because she merrily busted up a relationship and had a litter with a pathetic man who wished he was elsewhere.
    But hey, since I’m here, pass the kahlua. :)

    • Amen to that – it always sounds like an excuse to bring an IED to bed, and I have no more patience with people who use it as an excuse to do whatever they want than I do the so-called believers who use “God’s will” as an excuse to validate their every petty desire and action.

      I’ll gladly pass the kahlua, but if there’s no fucking tequila in Oz, then I’m staying here.

  24. PeopleSuck

    My screen name says it all: People Suck. And whorebags like this give women everywhere a bad name. So, if you have no real talent, don’t try to go out and do some good in the world; instead make a porno and a play-by-play how-to book on being a douchebag. Can’t stand people.

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    So Weiner likes em ugly. Got it.

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    CK
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    Jeez did you click over? Those are the ugliest tits i have seen in a long time. a 20 something girl with 60 yr old grandma tits?

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    CK
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    Ronnie!

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