Sydney Leathers Giving Myla Sinanaj A Lapdance Is Now Part Of Your Consciousness Forever

September 17th, 2013 // 62 Comments
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While Fish is off exploring the new maps (That’s a thing I’ve heard people who play games excitedly talk about, so I chose to reference it in an attempt to seem savvy.) in Grand Theft Auto V, I decided to destroy a piece of, if not your entire soul with these awful images. Granted, the Internet is full of way darker shit than two whores whoring all over each other pretending they wouldn’t whorethrash each other apart for a dollar, but take a moment to consider what this scene represents. On one hand, you’ve got Sydney Leathers, the slop bucket of life failure, who targeted an already disgraced politician for the expressed purpose of using his dick pictures to catapult her — I almost wrote “career,” but I’m editing that to “period of her life in which lecherous empty husks of greed pay her to perform like an animal until she dies of AIDS.” On the other hand, there’s Myla Sinanaj, the ass doppelganger of Kim Kardashian, who’s so desperately tried to follow her Ground Whore Zero predecessor that she glommed onto the exact same penis, made a “sex tape,” and now wants a reality show. The tragedy here is that these two are real things in reality and somehow aren’t just the twisted ramblings in a serial killer’s spiral notebook describing his perfect victim. They are the supply to our endless demand of disposable freaks for us to disgrace and shame then turn on Duck Dynasty and go “Ha! They’re eating squirrel pie! It’s funny because they’re weird!!” But they’re all ingredients in the same sausage, that we keep ordering, in fact that we keep making as we slowly turn the crank on the grinder, a thin line of drool running down the chin of our blankly staring fac– Whoa, I’m not sure what happened back there. *reads above commentary* Hahaha, It’s fine, I’m fine, everything’s fine here. *goes back to cropping Snooki photos, left eye twitches uncontrollably*

Photo: Pacific Coast News

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  1. does that Sydney broad have Downs? that’s a totally serious question.

  2. Sydney LeathersMyla Sinanaj Lap Dance Vivid Live Gentlemens Club
    ruckus
    Commented on this photo:

    Taken just prior to the fight till the death over a cronut.

  3. Sydney LeathersMyla Sinanaj Lap Dance Vivid Live Gentlemens Club
    Hugh Jass
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    Wow, somebody more worthless than Teen Mom

  4. Zambonie

    Looks like Dr. Zaius.

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    JC
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    Ever wonder what it’s like to feel an HIV-riddled wet spot spreading on your dress, right above where you cut yourself shaving? Myla’s face is expressing that here.

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    Deacon Jones
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    That slut in the blue looks like Harvey Weinstein in drag. Is she Jewish?

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    Deacon Jones
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    Why dont we cut off their legs and airdrop them over Africa?

    We could save millions from starvation.

  8. Awesome post PB, I’m still laughing.

  9. This has all the eroticism of repaving a laneway.

  10. Sydney LeathersMyla Sinanaj Lap Dance Vivid Live Gentlemens Club
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    So much beefiness in one pic.

  11. Sydney LeathersMyla Sinanaj Lap Dance Vivid Live Gentlemens Club
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    So much beefiness in one pic

  12. Sydney LeathersMyla Sinanaj Lap Dance Vivid Live Gentlemens Club
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    She looks familiar… *snaps fingers* She’s got the eyes and smile of the elephants in Dumbo!

    • I thumbed up, started flipping through the pictures, and now I can’t unsee it. Make sure your securely fastened, keep your hands inside the ride at all times, and to make her fly higher, raise the magic lever in front of you…ok, dumbo, let’s get this show on the road!

  13. Cock Dr

    “endless demand of disposable freaks”
    Whew….I was worried that the well was running dry.
    Thank U internetz!

  14. With no more Weiner in the public eye, will she make a move on the Spitz?

  15. Sydney LeathersMyla Sinanaj Lap Dance Vivid Live Gentlemens Club
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    Anthony Weiner threw away his political comeback for her?

    Holy shit, dude.

    • dontkillthemessenger

      I was just about to post the same thing. It just shows how batshit insane that Anthony Weiner is if this was a chick he was sending dick pics to. She’s not even remotely attractive. The only place in America where men would fight over her is Cell Block D in some prison and even then, half of the guys would say, “Fuck it, I’ll just jerk off for the next 24 months.”

    • JC

      It’s almost like she was being intentionally spiteful: “I know my face isn’t great, so any dudes who are interested will probably want to take me from behind. Therefore, I’ll plaster my back with the ugliest possible tats I can dream up.”

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    Beer Baron
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    How appropriate, an hourglass tattoo signifying that she has less than a minute of her 15 left.

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    Cock Dr
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    Holy shit she looks downright vile in this shot.
    The hourglass tattoo is fitting. Counting down your 15 minutes Ms Leathers?

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    Pickle Nose
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    Oh, that face…

  19. Your Mom

    The bar has been lowered again! Save us JAMES CAMERON!

  20. Sheppy

    She’s really not pretty at all, is she?
    ‘Face like a slapped ass’ one might say.

  21. Nasty. That chick looks like the Grinch.

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    Paully Boston Baby!
    Commented on this photo:

    I would do so many nasty dirty wonderful things to these two women. So many holes to put the Big D in right there. Just a couple of skin-flickin’ sperm dumpsters waiting on any opportunity to be a nasty freak for another minute or two of fame.

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    Paully Boston Baby!
    Commented on this photo:

    Yo, throw down a couple of bucks and turn a camera on and Mylas will be all up in that booty!

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    Edvard Munch
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    Hideous

  25. Sydney LeathersMyla Sinanaj Lap Dance Vivid Live Gentlemens Club
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    My god. She’s fucking disgusting. Why do you keep posting about her. She contributes nothing.

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    holly
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    2 cheap chubsters

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    Beer Baron
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    Joe Camel’s daughter, everyone!

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    sarina s
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    big honker+double chin= not cute

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    elijah.p
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    sloppy and stumpy

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    why oh why
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    flat square a**

  31. Sydney LeathersMyla Sinanaj Lap Dance Vivid Live Gentlemens Club
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    Is the one puckering up to kiss her a-hole?
    Or is the other about to break wind with a perfect trumpeting blast, A#, perhaps?

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    quitin_arizona
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    who is this chick with the dough boy arms?

  33. Yep… Probably time for a vaca, Photo Boy.

    Los Santos supposedly looks really nice, this time of the year.

  34. Slash

    I’m going to instruct my next of kin to read this post aloud at my memorial service. Then everyone will exit to “Yakkity Sax.”

    Because I’m classy that way.

  35. Sydney LeathersMyla Sinanaj Lap Dance Vivid Live Gentlemens Club
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    i can fart to this

  36. I was just beginning to find this close to almost interesting when it occurred to me: Who gives a fuck?!

  37. Cat's Meow

    Looks like she’s about to poot and there is nothing sexy about that.

  38. Melissa

    Two fat disgusting, filthy pieces of trash, both with faces only a mother could love. These two disgusting freaks need to fall off the face of the earth. Trashy Mess. Both need to hit the gym and lose at least 20 to 30 pounds a piece. Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww

    • milan santos

      I agree,
      they both need to hit the gym , the one with the dark hair needs to stop using boxed hair dye, fix her teeth and do triceps presses for her bat wings, and cardio + lipo for her cankles and gut, and the on one in the blue needs to fix her nose and get braces. Sorry, and i being too harsh?

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    i am marcellus
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    holy wonky eye batman.

  40. Clawmaster

    Just saw the pics. Goodbye erections. It was fun.

  41. Sydney LeathersMyla Sinanaj Lap Dance Vivid Live Gentlemens Club
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    This is the equivalent of loser party chicks lezzing out in hopes of getting male attention. The sad part is ninety-five percent of the time it works.

  42. Sydney LeathersMyla Sinanaj Lap Dance Vivid Live Gentlemens Club
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    It must be like getting a lapdance from Babe the pig.

  43. Sydney LeathersMyla Sinanaj Lap Dance Vivid Live Gentlemens Club
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    Oh, hey look everyone! It’s that 25 lbs over-weight, sloppy, drunk chick that hits on you at the bar and when you say, “Sorry, not interested” screams at you and says, “You wish!”.

    Then she picks up her shoes and cock blocks you from hitting on her friend all night. All the while the only thing you can think to yourself is, “Seriously, was that her feet that stank that bad when she was talking to me or did somebody happen to puke right where we were standing?”

  44. Sydney LeathersMyla Sinanaj Lap Dance Vivid Live Gentlemens Club
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    Dear LORD! What the heck?! Are they both allergic to sit-ups or something?

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    Mama Pinkus
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    they don’t look like whores

  46. Rasputin's Evil Twin

    Well, Photo Boy, you’re welcome to join Grigori and me for a few gallons of vodka after a post like this. You need it even more than we do.

    I can hardly believe I just typed that.

  47. Sydney LeathersMyla Sinanaj Lap Dance Vivid Live Gentlemens Club
    Commented on this photo:

    woo-hooo!!
    guess what day it is!!
    guess. what. day. it. is.!!.

  48. Sydney LeathersMyla Sinanaj Lap Dance Vivid Live Gentlemens Club
    Guesty
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    Why does her face look like a potato?

  49. CARLY

    They say her mother is a hippo and her father is a pig.

  50. Courtkney

    I love you PB.

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