Sweet GOOP Butt and other news

- Kim Kardashian’s divorce papers are hysterical. [PopEater]

- Audrina Patridge has eyes? [Dlisted]

- The Eclipse Trailer is about to cause mass suicide. [Lainey Gossip]

- Bradley Cooper sticks his penis in this. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Miranda Kerr saved the environment. All of it. [HollywoodTuna]

- Rihanna does Vanity Fair. [Popoholic]

- Jennifer Lopez wants to glom onto Glee. [TheFABlife]

- James Cameron wants to be named Emperor of 3-D. [StarPulse]

- Tiger Woods thanks everyone for letting him make all that money. [Just Jared]

- Scarlett Johansson wore the same color as Gwyneth (above) at the Iron Man 2 photocall, yet somehow nobody punched a vulva. [PopSugar]

- Larry King was almost all yours again, ladies. [Celebslam]

- Olivia Munn really faded out fast, didn’t she? I blame Dane Cook’s penis. [The Blemish]

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