Sweet GOOP Butt and other news

April 23rd, 2010 // 71 Comments

- Kim Kardashian’s divorce papers are hysterical. [PopEater]

- Audrina Patridge has eyes? [Dlisted]

- The Eclipse Trailer is about to cause mass suicide. [Lainey Gossip]

- Bradley Cooper sticks his penis in this. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Miranda Kerr saved the environment. All of it. [HollywoodTuna]

- Rihanna does Vanity Fair. [Popoholic]

- Jennifer Lopez wants to glom onto Glee. [TheFABlife]

- James Cameron wants to be named Emperor of 3-D. [StarPulse]

- Tiger Woods thanks everyone for letting him make all that money. [Just Jared]

- Scarlett Johansson wore the same color as Gwyneth (above) at the Iron Man 2 photocall, yet somehow nobody punched a vulva. [PopSugar]

- Larry King was almost all yours again, ladies. [Celebslam]

- Olivia Munn really faded out fast, didn’t she? I blame Dane Cook’s penis. [The Blemish]

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  1. jook

    poop comes from there

  2. IKE

    Blah blah blah. No napalm here.

  3. Saturday

    Sorry…..how is being punched in the face hysterical? Is there something I’m missing?

  4. Sweaty

    is it just me or are those some nice sweat stains!

  5. Anal Fiend

    @1 Exactly, that’s part of the degradation process.

    Part of the wonder of anal sex is how much it hurts the female you’re giving it to.

  6. pls someone help…what is “GOOP butt?” thanks in advance!

  7. Nero

    Nice curves in a nice dress.. We aren’t that bad,we don’t have a blind eye for these kind of things.

  8. She is the beauty of Deity, and i like her all images, and everything is her body, her figure her eyes, They must honor their beauty,

  9. Barkerman

    She’s a delusional celeb, totally disconnected from the reality of life that we all know and have to live every day. But dayamnnn…. She is hot.

  10. Megan

    I found Osama bin Laden!! *points to #8*

  11. DaTruth

    no wonder her husband banged other bitches, man has she fallen off the wagon

  12. Nero

    What happened to Kim Kardashian? No! Is that really true?! What a douche!

    Nero

  13. thanks for your information

  14. zinchiang@mac.com

    I read The Superficial everyday. It’s silly and harmless fun. Wonky outfits, who’s dating who… who fell over on the street… self initiated drama etc. Sometimes even a little street justice.Today… it was not fun. And its no street justice either.

    @ SUPERFICIAL WRITIER : Kim Kardashian married a 29 yr old man when she was a girl and got seriously ABUSED is HYSTERICAL?
    I thought it was going to be some stupid allegations like “He made me eat Pop Tarts” or “He wouldn’t buy me a Gucci purse”.
    Punched in the face and humiliation is not funny, no matter how young or old someone is.

    @ POP EATER : What makes an ANCIENT horrific abuse experience instigated by some producer nobody knows FRESH GOSSIP. How can you possibly justify making that public after so long? Just to see how many wounds you can tear open even if its just crap?

    I will never read either of these blogs again. Gross.

    I will go vomit a little now thanks to you guys.

  15. zi

    I read The Superficial everyday. It’s silly and harmless fun. Wonky outfits, who’s dating who… who fell over on the street… self initiated drama etc. Sometimes even a little street justice.Today… it was not fun. And its no street justice either.

    @ SUPERFICIAL WRITIER : Kim Kardashian married a 29 yr old man when she was a girl and got seriously ABUSED is HYSTERICAL?
    I thought it was going to be some stupid allegations like “He made me eat Pop Tarts” or “He wouldn’t buy me a Gucci purse”.
    Punched in the face and humiliation is not funny, no matter how young or old someone is.

    @ POP EATER : What makes an ANCIENT horrific abuse experience instigated by some producer nobody knows FRESH GOSSIP. How can you possibly justify making that public after so long? Just to see how many wounds you can tear open even if its just crap?

    I will never read either of these blogs again. Gross.

    I will go vomit a little now thanks to you guys.

  16. zi

    I’m a moron. Please delete the post with my email displayed.

  17. zi

    I’m a moron. Please delete the post with my email displayed.

  18. captain america

    tell me please: WHERE DID HER ASS GO, folks?

  19. gen

    @14-15

    Ok first of all, it’s called sarcasm. People like you who are too stupid to pick up on that should just quit the internet. And second of all, it’s Kim Kardashian. Like, who gives a fuck. She’s a spoiled little rich girl with too much plastic surgery and probably not the slightest hint of a brain. There are 12 year olds who get sold into prostitution in Cambodia every day and raped multiple times daily. I feel bad for them. That is not something to make fun of. Kim Kardashian is a useless whore who is famous for making a sex tape and being a useless member of society.

  20. She is the hottest person.She’s like totally awesome and got it all: talent, looks, height, wealth and all that good stuff.

  21. dude

    am not much into that whiney bitch paltro, but that’s a great ass shot.

  22. Gucci

    Is that K-Fed in the background of Pic 1?

  23. wow.. thats a nice bumper.

  24. Im High

    I never noticed how gorgeous she is! Wow…

    (ImHigh)

  25. Im High

    I never noticed how gorgeous she is! Wow…

    (ImHigh)

  26. Estonian

    I would just like to make a remark, that Olivia Munn’s last name in Estonian means “penis”.

  27. RtSS

    Wow… Look at those tight calfs. Muscle definition… The only thing that could make them look better is to have them drapped over my shoulders. I love the color of her hair, it’s perfect. And as a fashion statement, those shoes are the best. Only thing I could say to improve her is she needs slightly larger breasts. But, at least she’s got natural breast, which is far better than the cometically enhanced silicone enlarged fun-bags. Beautiful eyes. I like to stare into those eyes as I pumped my schlong into her as deep as I could.

  28. Tek

    @19 I think people get upset because the editor will often use said ‘sarcasm’ even when tragedy hits. Meaning that he’ll make fun of people who have just died. Hell, he was just making fun of Bret Michaels.

    Oh and Fish, Olivia Munn has far from faded out. If anything she’s shining brighter than ever. She’s appearing on sitcoms often, and she’s in Iron Man 2. Or was this ‘sarcasm’ too? >_>

  29. For Real

    Funny thing is, # 27 probably thinks his remarks are compliments….shit for brains.

  30. Amanda

    Nice pit stains. Still beautiful though.

  31. tony romo

    i like pepper in my sausage please.

  32. udunome

    shes pretty, but shes also very full of herself

  33. straight guy

    It’s calves, and yes, they are nice. Great ass too, so she gets a pass now ;-)

  34. youou

    Kim Kardashians abuse reveals how damn stupid and impressionable she is.

    I mean the producer is a major asshole too, but Kim is a terible role model for even pursuing that vainly to simply be a porducers wife.

  35. youou

    Kim Kardashians abuse reveals how damn stupid and impressionable she is.

    I mean the producer is a major asshole too, but Kim is a terible role model for even pursuing that vainly to simply be a porducers wife.

  36. youou

    Kim Kardashians abuse reveals how damn stupid and impressionable she is.

    I mean the producer is a major asshole too, but Kim is a terible role model for even pursuing that vainly to simply be a porducers wife.

  37. Billy Baloney

    What’s funnier, Kim dropping Justin Timberlake’s name or claiming she weighed 107 pounds? I wonder if her ex-husband used to urinate on her too?

  38. Stinky Paltrow

    Ew , How can anyone not notice those huge pit stains ? Does she not wear deodorant/antipersperant? No wonder the poor guy behind her attempted to get close, but had to pop a 180.

  39. dude

    @39 that’s cos soon as i saw her shitter i got what i came for, so to speak.. :-)

  40. wrecked 'em

    Wow! Gonna have to add Gwyneth to my masturbation rotation for the week.

  41. What’s funnier, Kim dropping Justin Timberlake’s name or claiming she weighed 107 pounds? I wonder if her ex-husband used to urinate on her too?

  42. Fati87

    Ewww, her dress is wet from sweat under the arms

  43. Fati87

    Actually I am pretty sure that #27 is gay. Any man who says “shoes as a fashion” is gay as hell.

  44. Fati87

    *”Shoes as a fashion statement”

  45. ugh

    Eww, those pit stains are gross! The zesty number 27 is totally right about those shoes.

  46. Stephanie Kent

    Because of the comments about Kim Kardashian, I will no longer be frequenting this site. I used to love it here. But, that is ABSOLUTELY unacceptable and disgusting. Whether or not it is true, and I don’t know what kind of woman would make up something like that, DOMESTIC ABUSE is NOT funny. The Superficial already spends enough time objectifying women, but that alone can be taken in good humour. But the male persona of this website has some sphere of influence and once again… Domestic abuse? NOT a joking matter.

    Superficial, you sicken me. You are part of the problem.

  47. Stephanie Kent

    Because of the comments about Kim Kardashian, I will no longer be frequenting this site. I used to love it here. But, that is ABSOLUTELY unacceptable and disgusting. Whether or not it is true, and I don’t know what kind of woman would make up something like that, DOMESTIC ABUSE is NOT funny. The Superficial already spends enough time objectifying women, but that alone can be taken in good humour. But the male persona of this website has some sphere of influence and once again… Domestic abuse? NOT a joking matter.

    Superficial, you sicken me. You are part of the problem.

  48. zi

    @19/gen :
    I just think there’s a point where sarcasm stops being funny and starts looking like sheer cruelty.
    I mean… are you really laughing? Or are you just happy to see someone suffer no matter how shallow that person is to begin with. I don’t think shallow = deserves cruelty.
    I could laugh at someone’s ass… but not at her physical abuse.
    @34/youyou : And yes… she was stupid, and to some extent, still IS. How SMART do you expect and 19 year old to be? What exactly were YOU doing at 19? Most likely not “realistically and intellectually accessing the emotional stability of a record producer who proposed to you”.

    I think I’ve got a sense of humor. But don’t get me wrong… I’m not a cold heartless bitch who could watch someone get the shit beat out of her and say “HA! You’re a stupid cunt who has too much surgery~! Look at you bleed!”

    Then again. I’m not going to tell you to “get off the internet” because that would be against the whole free speech thing if you catch my drift. I mean… there’s neonazi website everywhere and somehow they’ve got a right to be around so why not cynical douche bags who gets off on talking trash?

    Have a beautiful day guys.

  49. zi

    BY the way… I know I’m a moron and double post all the time and sometimes fill out the form wrong but is ANYONE moderating this thing? Please delete my email pretty please. And I see other ppl who double post so don’t feel as bad. Hew…

    @19/gen :
    I just think there’s a point where sarcasm stops being funny and starts looking like sheer cruelty.
    I mean… are you really laughing? Or are you just happy to see someone suffer no matter how shallow that person is to begin with. I don’t think shallow = deserves cruelty.
    I could laugh at someone’s ass… but not at her physical abuse.
    @34/youyou : And yes… she was stupid, and to some extent, still IS. How SMART do you expect and 19 year old to be? What exactly were YOU doing at 19? Most likely not “realistically and intellectually accessing the emotional stability of a record producer who proposed to you”.

    I think I’ve got a sense of humor. But don’t get me wrong… I’m not a cold heartless bitch who could watch someone get the shit beat out of her and say “HA! You’re a stupid cunt who has too much surgery~! Look at you bleed!”

    Then again. I’m not going to tell you to “get off the internet” because that would be against the whole free speech thing if you catch my drift. I mean… there’s neonazi website everywhere and somehow they’ve got a right to be around so why not cynical douche bags who gets off on talking trash?

    Have a beautiful day guys.

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