Why Does Piers Morgan Hate America? Or Just Susan Sarandon’s Breasts

The SAG Awards were almost an entire week ago ago, but Piers Morgan hasn’t stopped thinking about Susan Sarandon’s breasts, which seems understandable at first, if not the story of each of our lives, until you realize he apparently thinks her cleavage dug up the graves of Hollywood’s deceased and lactated all over them.

Susan Sarandon caught wind of Piers’ bitch fit and subtweeted his ass in what would’ve been one of the more epic Twitter smackdowns had she’d taken the time to invoke ass play. It’s stuff in the butt or go home.

This has been a post about finding an excuse to reuse Susan Sarandon’s breasts for Internet pageviews. The End.

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