The Time A Casting Director Tried To Get A Hold Of Susan’s Sarandons (Why Did I Just Write That?)

October 15th, 2012 // 33 Comments
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In the new issue of Elle, Susan Sarandon talks about having a casting couch experience which is either her way of bragging about how pretty she was so clearly it was her fault or a testament to the old-timey Tinseltown tradition that’s the whole reason movies are even made in the first place. Via RadarOnline:

“It was not successful – for either of us,” Sarandon admits, when asked if she had ever had a casting-couch experience.
“I just went into a room, and a guy practically threw me on the desk. It was my early days in New York, and it was really disgusting. It wasn’t like I gave it a second though, it was so badly done.”

Of course, my favorite part of this whole story is that Susan Sarandon was only asked about having a casting couch experience because Kristen Stewart recently reminded everyone that you don’t score roles in this town without being mouth-sexed by the director and/or vice versa, so I see that popping up in celebrity interviews for at least the next year. Otherwise, this probably would’ve been an anecdote about quiche.

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  1. skunk

    i’d suck em

  2. EricLr

    Obviously, she’s old school and doesn’t know that the modern equivalent of the casting couch is the shrimp bar.

  3. Deacon Jones

    Someone slap a picture of her daughter up here, she’s inherited some great breasts…….my firewall keeps blocking me from the good ones of her.

  4. Susan Sarandon Nipples Breasts See Through Dress 47th International Film Festival Lifetime Achievement Award
    rican
    Commented on this photo:

    Hey Susan, my Grandmother called, she wants her hanging tits back.

    • Helena Handbasket

      I’ve got your gramma’s hanging tits – I’m playing with them right now! Your gramma just gets confused when I dress up like the Rocky Horror show while fucking her, what with the altzheimers and all.

  5. MD2020

    She also passed her talents to her daughter. The daughter played a stripper on Californication, and good God…

  6. Dude of Dudes

    Susan, you’re past the point where you can wear sleeveless dresses.

  7. I wish I had four hands so I could give them tittays four thumbs up!

  8. Craptard

    Someone needs to buy her a mirror, a calender, and some age appropriate clothes.

  9. elleinad

    “about how she pretty she was so clearly it was her fault”
    what?

  10. Susan Sarandon Nipples Breasts See Through Dress 47th International Film Festival Lifetime Achievement Award
    Anony Mouse
    Commented on this photo:

    The camera guys face is priceless

  11. Brown Bunny

    about 40 yrs too late to be relevant or believeable, you pathetic old bag…

  12. I wouldn’t be able to live with myself if I didn’t try to get in that ass if I had the opportunity.

  13. This mom and her daughter are the four best things ever to come out of Hollywood.

  14. Susan Sarandon Nipples Breasts See Through Dress 47th International Film Festival Lifetime Achievement Award
    ...
    Commented on this photo:

    at her age …mmmm yea she shouldnt wear things like that

  15. Susan Sarandon Nipples Breasts See Through Dress 47th International Film Festival Lifetime Achievement Award
    Skeets
    Commented on this photo:

    Funny how Lohan resembles her already….

  16. Lindsay Lohan Nicotine Lungs

    Should be a federal law that all women on the job should give us [men] a blowjob or shot of leg if we request it.

  17. Susan Sarandon Nipples Breasts See Through Dress 47th International Film Festival Lifetime Achievement Award
    Whatever
    Commented on this photo:

    Watch out! The nipples are going to get you!

  18. anonym

    I don’t care how old she is.
    She might be twice my age.

    those are spectacular tits I would suck and play with all day.

    what a MILF

  19. boobies like udders

    Back in her early career it would have been worth it.

  20. i would like to tad her zohan style

  21. Susan Sarandon Nipples Breasts See Through Dress 47th International Film Festival Lifetime Achievement Award
    Stud West
    Commented on this photo:

    MyGod!! LQQK at those funbags!!! (o )( o)

    SWEET!

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