And Now A Moment For Susan Sarandon’s Breasts

July 9th, 2012 // 76 Comments

Fun Fact: Judah Friedlander got to have sex with these. Judah. Friedlander. So provided you still want them after that, here’s the good news: You have a chance. Shit, we all do, so let’s agree not to be dicks to each other when it’s our turn. Susan Sarandon isn’t worth losing a friendship over. Unless she makes Stove Top for dinner then it’s every man for himself. (I will end you.)

Photos: WENN

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  1. Go ahead and fight over them. I don’t want any part of this crazy.

  2. kimmykimkim

    Have those things always been there?

    Haha! Stove Top!

  3. phffft...

    I don’t know about the rest, but those sweeties look rather tasty!

  4. Marcellus Wallace

    Yummy breasty goodness

  5. Matt Lauer

    GIMFIIWRRD, granny I might fuck if I was really really drunk

  6. Doug Macrae

    Tim Robbins spooged on those tits many times , so there’s no hope anybody is going to do anything first . Milfy !

  7. Susan Sarandon Nipples Breasts See Through Dress 47th International Film Festival Lifetime Achievement Award
    Randolph Duke
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    great tits!

  8. Dude of Dudes

    I cant wait for her to wrap her cottage cheese arms around my sub sandwich fed midsection. ‘Merica. Fuck Yeah.

  9. Cock Dr

    Sex with younger men is good for ya.

  10. Susan Sarandon Nipples Breasts See Through Dress 47th International Film Festival Lifetime Achievement Award
    Lauren
    Commented on this photo:

    “We’re here to honor Susan Sarandon for a Lifetime Achievement of OHMYGOD MASSIVE TITTIES…”

  11. Susan Sarandon Nipples Breasts See Through Dress 47th International Film Festival Lifetime Achievement Award
    Tomas
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    Those are lifetime achievements!

  12. anonym

    Those tits are nice. I’d suck them.

    and I’m only 32

  13. Foaming Solvent

    Did you ever see the scene in “The Hunger” where Catherine Deneuve seduces Susan Sarandon? Heavens to Betsy.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zsg-84YfYB8

    • Sven Golly

      Check out the photo-shoot scene in Pretty Baby if you want to see those massive mammalian protuberances flopping and rolling around her torso… though I must warn you the rest of the movie is simply awful.

  14. Susan Sarandon Nipples Breasts See Through Dress 47th International Film Festival Lifetime Achievement Award
    amir
    Commented on this photo:

    OK grandma, you can put those away now.

  15. Deacon Jones

    She always had a nice rack.

    But man, her daughter has some nice ones going as well!

  16. Rico Jones

    I’ll take all the Susan Sarandon posts I can get. She is smoking hot in her old age. She actually looks better now than when she was younger. And she is not shy about showing off her breasts. Just google her.

  17. Susan Sarandon Nipples Breasts See Through Dress 47th International Film Festival Lifetime Achievement Award
    bassackwards
    Commented on this photo:

    Lefty LOSER!

    • El Jefe

      Hot, multi-millionaire, multiple awards including an Oscar…yep definitely a loser.

      Cracks me up someone like you who is probably out collecting cans so you can pay your internet bill calling someone like her a loser.

      • Rico Jones

        More like he is just sitting at home collecting unemployment or disability. Really he should thank Susan Sarandon for making millions and then having to give about half to the government so freeloaders have something to pay the rent with.

      • Mike Walker

        Very crafty, Mr Jones.

  18. Susan Sarandon Nipples Breasts See Through Dress 47th International Film Festival Lifetime Achievement Award
    bassackwards
    Commented on this photo:

    Yep… she’s SO hot, & SO popular in the USA, that she had to go to the International Film Festival in Karlovy Vary, Czech Republic (ever heard of it??… me either…) to win some award…. WOW!! Guess I’ll put that right next to my TV Guide Collection!!

  19. rican

    What a skanky Gilf. After doing her I would live in shame. Only for a while though. I’d be disgusted for a few months then years later wank off to the memory.

  20. Dr.J.Fever

    No Stove Top needed. Just nude with half a lemon, a garter belt and sports talk [no soccer or MMA].

  21. Susan Sarandon Nipples Breasts See Through Dress 47th International Film Festival Lifetime Achievement Award
    bonerspunk
    Commented on this photo:

    I can fap to this

  22. Josh

    Title should have been:
    “Susan Sarandon’s Tits Win An Award”

  23. Crissy

    You know sun glasses can do wonders for old lady breasts! Takes distraction away from her face!

  24. Susan Sarandon Nipples Breasts See Through Dress 47th International Film Festival Lifetime Achievement Award
    Crissy
    Commented on this photo:

    SHOULD NOT be pictured below the waist!

  25. Crabby Old Guy

    Check her out in “Atlantic City” – hot damn. You’ll never look at a lemon the same way.

  26. Schmidtler

    Wow, great – old lady tits. What’s tomorrow’s ‘hot’ post, fish – your grandma doing deep knee bends in only her incontinence briefs?

  27. Susan Sarandon Nipples Breasts See Through Dress 47th International Film Festival Lifetime Achievement Award
    jason
    Commented on this photo:

    mmm gravy tits

  28. cc

    They are nice but they are both too far to the left.

  29. Susan Sarandon Nipples Breasts See Through Dress 47th International Film Festival Lifetime Achievement Award
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    Susan Sarandon has always had a great rack, but nowadays I would be more focused on her hot daughter, Eva Amurri…

    [img]http://www.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/09/Eva_Amurri_Susan_Sarandon_cleavage-340_292.jpg[/img]

  30. Susan Sarandon Nipples Breasts See Through Dress 47th International Film Festival Lifetime Achievement Award
    rican
    Commented on this photo:

    Look! She’s using her invisible walker!

  31. SeeAlice

    She is a worthless lunatic fringe liberal .

    • Rico Jones

      And yet you came here to look at pictures of her and every other “lunatic fringe liberal” in hollywood. Why? Are conservative women ugly or something?

  32. Anonymous

    Lindsey Lohan looks good in black.

  33. Susan Sarandon Nipples Breasts See Through Dress 47th International Film Festival Lifetime Achievement Award
    Coyote
    Commented on this photo:

    While I am a GrandMother F*cker; NOT this GrandMa

  34. Susan Sarandon Nipples Breasts See Through Dress 47th International Film Festival Lifetime Achievement Award
    Fingergod
    Commented on this photo:

    “Sweater cows”

  35. tlmck

    She’s alright, but from that vintage, I always preferred Lesley Ann Warren.

    • Rico Jones

      LOL, YES! Loved seeing her on In Plain Sight and Desperate Housewives in recent years. Another oldie but goodie!

  36. Susan Sarandon Nipples Breasts See Through Dress 47th International Film Festival Lifetime Achievement Award
    gearhead
    Commented on this photo:

    Holy cow, hi nipples

  37. Susan Sarandon Nipples Breasts See Through Dress 47th International Film Festival Lifetime Achievement Award
    gearhead
    Commented on this photo:

    Susan everyone is not looking at you they are looking at your head lights.

  38. Susan Sarandon Nipples Breasts See Through Dress 47th International Film Festival Lifetime Achievement Award
    spartacus
    Commented on this photo:

    I cast my mind back to Susan having a drop of red wine spilled on her perfect white shirt, Catherine Deneuve had no option but to help her out of that shirt so it could be washed…..

  39. I’ll take her and her daughter at the same time.

  40. Susan Sarandon Nipples Breasts See Through Dress 47th International Film Festival Lifetime Achievement Award
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    MAMA!

  41. Susan Sarandon Nipples Breasts See Through Dress 47th International Film Festival Lifetime Achievement Award
    lerxt
    Commented on this photo:

    That microphone’s shadow looks like a penis on her boobs…

  42. Susan Sarandon Nipples Breasts See Through Dress 47th International Film Festival Lifetime Achievement Award
    ishaq
    Commented on this photo:

    Very Very good loking

  43. Susan Sarandon Nipples Breasts See Through Dress 47th International Film Festival Lifetime Achievement Award
    rican
    Commented on this photo:

    Hey Susan, my Grandmother called, she wants her hanging tits back.

  44. Susan Sarandon Nipples Breasts See Through Dress 47th International Film Festival Lifetime Achievement Award
    Anony Mouse
    Commented on this photo:

    The camera guys face is priceless

  45. Susan Sarandon Nipples Breasts See Through Dress 47th International Film Festival Lifetime Achievement Award
    ...
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    at her age …mmmm yea she shouldnt wear things like that

  46. Susan Sarandon Nipples Breasts See Through Dress 47th International Film Festival Lifetime Achievement Award
    Skeets
    Commented on this photo:

    Funny how Lohan resembles her already….

  47. Susan Sarandon Nipples Breasts See Through Dress 47th International Film Festival Lifetime Achievement Award
    Whatever
    Commented on this photo:

    Watch out! The nipples are going to get you!

  48. Susan Sarandon Nipples Breasts See Through Dress 47th International Film Festival Lifetime Achievement Award
    Stud West
    Commented on this photo:

    MyGod!! LQQK at those funbags!!! (o )( o)

    SWEET!

  49. Ed Grimley

    boobies

  50. Ed Grimley

    Reg. milk or low fat?

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