Fun Fact: Judah Friedlander got to have sex with these. Judah. Friedlander. So provided you still want them after that, here’s the good news: You have a chance. Shit, we all do, so let’s agree not to be dicks to each other when it’s our turn. Susan Sarandon isn’t worth losing a friendship over. Unless she makes Stove Top for dinner then it’s every man for himself. (I will end you.)
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Go ahead and fight over them. I don’t want any part of this crazy.
Have those things always been there?
Haha! Stove Top!
Yep. Since 1902, I believe.
Lol!
Ahahahahaa
I don’t know about the rest, but those sweeties look rather tasty!
Yummy breasty goodness
GIMFIIWRRD, granny I might fuck if I was really really drunk
It’ll never catch on, Matt. :)
Tim Robbins spooged on those tits many times , so there’s no hope anybody is going to do anything first . Milfy !
You know, for kids.
great tits!
Not bad at all for a 65 year old.
Not bad at all.
I cant wait for her to wrap her cottage cheese arms around my sub sandwich fed midsection. ‘Merica. Fuck Yeah.
Sex with younger men is good for ya.
I bet the Fish hears that from Photo Boy just about every damn day.
Give it a rest, Jerry.
“We’re here to honor Susan Sarandon for a Lifetime Achievement of OHMYGOD MASSIVE TITTIES…”
Those are lifetime achievements!
Those tits are nice. I’d suck them.
and I’m only 32
Did you ever see the scene in “The Hunger” where Catherine Deneuve seduces Susan Sarandon? Heavens to Betsy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zsg-84YfYB8
Check out the photo-shoot scene in Pretty Baby if you want to see those massive mammalian protuberances flopping and rolling around her torso… though I must warn you the rest of the movie is simply awful.
OK grandma, you can put those away now.
She always had a nice rack.
But man, her daughter has some nice ones going as well!
I’ll take all the Susan Sarandon posts I can get. She is smoking hot in her old age. She actually looks better now than when she was younger. And she is not shy about showing off her breasts. Just google her.
Lefty LOSER!
Hot, multi-millionaire, multiple awards including an Oscar…yep definitely a loser.
Cracks me up someone like you who is probably out collecting cans so you can pay your internet bill calling someone like her a loser.
More like he is just sitting at home collecting unemployment or disability. Really he should thank Susan Sarandon for making millions and then having to give about half to the government so freeloaders have something to pay the rent with.
Very crafty, Mr Jones.
Yep… she’s SO hot, & SO popular in the USA, that she had to go to the International Film Festival in Karlovy Vary, Czech Republic (ever heard of it??… me either…) to win some award…. WOW!! Guess I’ll put that right next to my TV Guide Collection!!
Actually she will put it next to her SAG award and Oscar.
“I’VE never heard of this film festival before, therefore it CAN’T be important.”
Not surprising you’ve never heard of it, try getting out of Appalachia.
I’ve never heard of Appalachia, is that where those llama things come from?
Susan has won 47 awards to date, including the Oscar, Bafta and SAG awards. She has received lifetime achievement awards in San Sebastian, Sonoma Valley and Stockholm Film Festivals, and now of course in the Karlovy Vary Film festival. Oh, yes, and you’re an idiot.
“KARLOVY VARY is the undisputed king of the famous triangle of Bohemian spas, with by far the most illustrious guest list of European notables. What makes it special is its wonderful hilly setting, its Belle Epoque mansions piled on top of one another along the steeply wooded banks of the endlessly twisting River Teplá. It is best known throughout the world by its German name, Karlsbad (Carlsbad in its anglicized form)
http://travel.yahoo.com/p-travelguide-482731-karlovy_vary_vacations-i
The Karlovy Vary Festival has gained worldwide recognition over the past years and has become one of Europe’s major film events.
Is that the one that gave Howard Stern the best picture award?
Thanks nerd machine.
What a skanky Gilf. After doing her I would live in shame. Only for a while though. I’d be disgusted for a few months then years later wank off to the memory.
No Stove Top needed. Just nude with half a lemon, a garter belt and sports talk [no soccer or MMA].
I can fap to this
Title should have been:
“Susan Sarandon’s Tits Win An Award”
You know sun glasses can do wonders for old lady breasts! Takes distraction away from her face!
SHOULD NOT be pictured below the waist!
Check her out in “Atlantic City” – hot damn. You’ll never look at a lemon the same way.
Wow, great – old lady tits. What’s tomorrow’s ‘hot’ post, fish – your grandma doing deep knee bends in only her incontinence briefs?
mmm gravy tits
They are nice but they are both too far to the left.
Susan Sarandon has always had a great rack, but nowadays I would be more focused on her hot daughter, Eva Amurri…
[img]http://www.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/09/Eva_Amurri_Susan_Sarandon_cleavage-340_292.jpg[/img]
I have imagined this mother/daughter threesome many times. Many times.
Damnit Janet!
How cool would it be to nurse on the same boobs that Eva Amurri nursed on?
Look! She’s using her invisible walker!
She is a worthless lunatic fringe liberal .
And yet you came here to look at pictures of her and every other “lunatic fringe liberal” in hollywood. Why? Are conservative women ugly or something?
Lindsey Lohan looks good in black.
While I am a GrandMother F*cker; NOT this GrandMa
“Sweater cows”
She’s alright, but from that vintage, I always preferred Lesley Ann Warren.
LOL, YES! Loved seeing her on In Plain Sight and Desperate Housewives in recent years. Another oldie but goodie!
Holy cow, hi nipples
Susan everyone is not looking at you they are looking at your head lights.
I cast my mind back to Susan having a drop of red wine spilled on her perfect white shirt, Catherine Deneuve had no option but to help her out of that shirt so it could be washed…..
I’ll take her and her daughter at the same time.
MAMA!
That microphone’s shadow looks like a penis on her boobs…
Very Very good loking
Hey Susan, my Grandmother called, she wants her hanging tits back.
The camera guys face is priceless
at her age …mmmm yea she shouldnt wear things like that
Really? At her age? Then why do I have an erection from looking at her beauiful big titties?
Funny how Lohan resembles her already….
Watch out! The nipples are going to get you!
MyGod!! LQQK at those funbags!!! (o )( o)
SWEET!