Economy gotcha down? Suri Cruise’ll make it all better. The adorable half-pint, who may or may not be the product of L. Ron Hubbard’s frozen man-goo, sent the Internet a flutter today when it was revealed she topped Forbes.com “Hollywood’s 10 Hottest Tots” list. Turns out during these times of financial woes, folks just can’t get enough of a miniature Katie Holmes:
But as the economy heads toward what many predict is a recession, these adorable kids–and the desire to chronicle their upbringings–may become more important than ever. Simply put, fawning over celebrities and their picturesque families may be just the sort of distraction people need.
Dina Sansing, entertainment director for Us Weekly agrees:”It’s much more fun to look at cute pictures of Suri,” she says, “than think about how much your 401(k) has decreased.”
Suri’s first place ranking on the list comes from strong performances across the board. She earned the top spot for public awareness, received more blog mentions than any other Tinseltown kiddie and was referenced in more than 1,300 news articles.
Here’s the complete list of high-powered spawns:
1. Suri Cruise
2. Shiloh Jolie-Pitt
3. Zahara Jolie-Pitt
4. Pax Jolie-Pitt
5. Sam Alexis Woods
6. Cruz Beckham
7. Matilda Rose Ledger
8. David Banda
9. Sean Preston Federline
10. Sam Sheen
Ha! Denise Richard’s daughter lost to Britney Spears’ kid – and it wasn’t even the cute one! I’d love to be a fly on their wall when that news hit.
DENISE: Sam, I’m very disappointed in you.
SAM: I’m sowwy, mama.
DENISE: You did a very bad thing. Jesus, that little boy’s parents are practically brother and sister.
SAM: Yes, mama.
DENISE: We should probably stage a press conference and say it was your father’s fault.
SAM: Daddy puts sugar in his nose to give him happy thoughts.
DENISE: Okay, good. You remembered your lines.
I just want to know….why the hell won’t they buy her a coat?!?!?
She’ll look like that old lady from “Throw Mama off the Train” when she’s old. She’s butt ugly if you ask me.
She has the face of a “little person”. At least in that first picture.
That’s was PC, right? “Little person”?
WOW….. Maddox didn’t make the cut either
Has anyone noticed that Suri’s always wearing those golden shoes? No matter the time the picture is taken, no matter what she’s wearing for cloths, she’s always having on those shoes!!! I find it strange, really…and I think she is a beautiful child, the pubblicity she gets makes her ugly and unloveable!
Is it too early to say she’ll be needing a nose job??
she is such an adorable child and her mother obviously adores her.
NO fucking way katie holmes is gonna stay married to Tom Cruise!
Every woman he’s been with sooner or later wise up to his freak religion views and goofy behavior.