There’s a reason no pictures of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes’ daughter have been revealed yet and it’s because nobody is willing to pay enough money for them. A photoshoot of Suri was offered to WireImage but – unlike the Shiloh Jolie-Pitt picture which sold to People for $4 million – the highest bid was $3 million at which point the offer was rescinded.
There’s one other explanation and it’s that there never was any baby to begin with. Sure Katie Holmes got fat and went to a hospital, but nobody has seen the child yet so there’s no proof it even exists. Unlike my huge wang, which is so massive its existence has threatened international security. Russian spy satellites can’t figure out how to deal with it. Just like the women I bring home. They mostly just coo and swoon.
She just looks like a giant next to Tom ltc
#44, being informed with facts isn’t being pc. I don’t even think you know what facts or pc actually are, which makes YOU inane. Do you need me to tell you what inane means too? Stop using words you don’t understand, it’s embarassing to read.
@ #52
STFU
#20….what the faaaa………..??????
what is that crap…pre or post Cruise?? I doubt Crusie would want THAT warming his cock-a-doodle-doo….oh silly me….he doesn’t do chicks….or if your Hispanic… Chicas
#42
Iambananas …Again….Is this for real???
I have NEVER heard of a preg woman with yoyo belly syndrome…..it’s a new thing…
Plus I recall the “last preggie pic she had taken and her belly was a HUGE shelf like thing…..so weird……
I am soooooo jaded….awed…..deer in the headlights astounded.
hey, suri and jane have something in common. They’re BOTH useless and should be thrown in the trash can.
maybe jane can ass-rape tom with her huge dildo nose
and jane, is that your baby picture?
please can somebody get rid of the fucktard, asinine dumb fuck lambananas, someone, anyone? there are so many good and funny as hell comments on the superfish, normally from jane, osh kosh, bitacho, ptprez for example. why does this stupid animal keep coming back to post and “defend” itself?
Oh look, it’s everybody’s favorite kiss ass!!
Do they make you refer to yourself in the neuter case and third person singular, too?
>looks up< LMAO!
It’s 4:12pm in Hong Kong, and now having seen the photo’s of Nic and Keith looking genuinly happy, and Nic looking simply BEAUTIFUL, I think it would be better for everyone if the great warlord VEGAMAN or whomever it is that rules the hypergalactic universe now, come back down here- take poor old cock loving Tom, and Herpes infested Katie, the baby with the name that means “my parents are pretentious wankers” back to planet ‘lack of neurone’- AND FOR FUCKS SAKE TAKE THE MOUTHFUL OF SMEGMA LAMEBANANA WITH HIM. Thanks for listening.
i bet the baby is black. just a hunch.
When are people going to realize that Tom Cruise is like a child who constantly throws temper tantrums. The best way to handle the tantrums is to simply IGNORE THEM. Eventually – albeit not overnight usually – they will go away. Ergo people- IGNORE TOM CRUISE AND HE WILL GO AWAY!
And that goes for anyone else in his circus world environment.
Bananafuck – can you please tell me why you set yourself up for abuse & then canNOT take it at all? I honestly think you have serious multiple-personality issues and neither of them are people that should breathe valuable oxygen (aka HerbieFrog & PaisleyMoon). So keep on fighting that fight with the lamedick “I have seniority over you” bullshit… this isn’t the fucking elementary school bus & you’re not the 8th grader. You were, however, probably one of those kids that I verbally abused all throughout school and is now trying to compensate for your geekness by acting the way you do on here.
#61 WorldWideWendy – very very funny. There are some seriously talented people in here.
H
owever, there are also some people in here who have difficulty taking a hint. Lame banana wanker – unfortunately you are one of those. Off you go now, into LSD and hash cookie laced fairyland. Bye bye. Float off. Enjoy the trip….