Suri Cruise is going to Catholic school?

October 13th, 2009 // 95 Comments

Despite the lack of curriculum focusing on Xenu’s many death rays, Katie Holmes has enrolled Suri in a Catholic school in Boston, according to the Daily Mail:

The family are living in the city while Tom, 47, films his new movie, the spy comedy thriller Wichita. Katie’s mother also flew in for her granddaughter’s first week at the pre-school.
‘Katie has been listening to her parents who are devout Catholics,’ I’m told.
‘She is not convinced by Scientology and has told Tom that she wants Suri to be educated as a Catholic – as she was. They had been having huge problems agreeing on her school. To say they were having arguments is putting it mildly – but Tom came around to the idea in the end.’
Holmes, 30, has not been seen at the Church of Scientology for more than five months.

Why in the E-meter would Tom Cruise agree to send Suri to a Catholic scho- oh, wait, there’s young boys in uniforms there. Case closed.

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  1. Hugh Gentry

    look at the legs on her!!!! ok…I’m going to hell for that one…

  2. Albin Bainbridge

    I don’t see this marriage lasting. There is little chance Cruise is going to tolerate having a wife and child who doesn’t share his beliefs for very long.

    @ 21

    “So they’re dismissing the belief in the alien galactic lord Xenu and opting for the belief in an invisible man in the sky?”

    I don’t know a single grown-up Christian who believes God is literally a person living in the skies. The depiction of God as a large, older man is an artistic representation chosen by artists because older men have traditionally been leaders in their communities. It’s symbolism.

  3. michelle

    she is cute! she looks like her mother (thankfully)! but i do hope that she isn’t drinking coffee but instead hot cocoa…

  4. Richard McBeef

    @52 – Just because your grown-up god isn’t a literal person living in the sky doesn’t make it any less bullshit than lord xenu.

    Shit at least scientology is just a scheme to collect your money to make people rich rather than a scheme to collect your money and use it to sponsor fuckin cho-mo’s

  5. Patricia

    Why is it that everyone in this pic has on a long sleeve shirt or jacket to stay warm and poor little Suri is freezing her ass off?

  6. Gemma

    CATHOLIC SCHOOLS SUCK!

    Anybody who knows anything about religion knows that catholisicm
    is the most contradictory, uneducated and ignoring-of-the-facts
    religion there is.

    I went to a catholic high school for the last two years (just so that
    I could say how truly terrible it is without not knowing the facts)
    and oh my god, those kids are brainwashed. Go ahead and screw
    that child up even more than she already is.

  7. mfbinc

    SHE LOOKS LIKE THE FEMALE DAMIEN!

  8. NEVER BACK DOWN MAN

    KIDS GO CRAZY AND WANT THEIR OWN LITTLE QUIRKS WITHOUT ANY REASON. IM SURE SURI WHINES TO WEAR HEELS SO EVENTUALLY THEY HAVE TO GIVE IN HERE AND THERE. IF YOU HAD KIDS YOU’D KNOW THIS.

  9. pasteve

    Tom looks like what’s-her-name from The L Word.

  10. Mai-Tai

    She’s such a cute little girl with those Tom Cruise eyes!

  11. George

    Thank God she’s going to a christian school instead of some nutjob Xenu school or even worse to some BS wacko atheist school in the people’s republic of kkkalifornia. It’s important kids learn good values, something cults like scientology or atheism don’t teach.

  12. Sarah

    A little girl who is still picked up and carried around should not be permitted to wear heels. I’m just sayin’.

  13. freekity geek

    Why is John Meyer babysitting Suri? Oh no wait, that’s Katie!
    The heels are a bit much. If you don’t buy ‘em, they can’t wear ‘em. Just sayin. I don’t think Tom and Katie have much of a clue about parenting. They are so spaced out, they don’t know which way is up. I am glad they’re sending Suri to Catholic School– I hope they can teach her some sense there. At least Katie had the smarts to send her to a proper school!

  14. Sticky Wicket

    Thank God she’s going to a christian school instead of some nutjob Xenu school or even worse to some BS wacko atheist school in the people’s republic of kkkalifornia.

    An ‘atheist schoo’l? We have our own schools now! Cool!

  15. Sticky Wicket

    Thank God she’s going to a christian school instead of some nutjob Xenu school or even worse to some BS wacko atheist school in the people’s republic of kkkalifornia.

    An ‘atheist schoo’l? We have our own schools now! Cool!

  16. Rwukk

    So it was 50 degrees, rainy, and windy today in Boston, I know, I live there. Where is her freakin coat?!?

  17. EK

    She should be wearing pants if it’s cold enough for a sweater. She could wear that dress over jeans if she’s set on it. My son is just a little younger than she is. He hated wearing coats and hats too, but you just make them wear one. They eventually give in to it.

  18. 56. Gemma, your a fucking dumb moron anyway. Does not matter what school you go to, you’re a waste of sperm. You are the devils disciple, illiterate & brain dead. So when you think about it, no school whatsoever would help out your stupidity.

  19. Wendy

    Put a damn coat on that child!

  20. Galileo

    So what the fuck is the difference…one cult as fucked up as the other cult.

    All “man-made” religions are the same…they drill a hole in your fucking head and suck your fucking brains out until you are a brain-washed fucking zombie that will believe any fucking thing that they will fucking tell you!

  21. Jackson

    why is this kid even on this website anyway?

  22. Caffeinated

    Yup she is a cutie, BUT does she EVER smile? She seems so shy and scared all the time. Could be the paps shouting, but her sullen expression never goes away.

  23. zuzuspetals

    Wearing high-heeled shoes is going to fuck up that child’s feet, leg muscles, and hips- at least. Katie Holmes is a fucking idiot for letting her wear those.

  24. This kid is wearing very sensible HIGH HEELS!!! And a very sensible little summer dress…while her very stupid parents are bundled up in boots and long sleeves and scarves. Is she just like a cute little toy poodle that they drag around to “OOOHS” and “AHHHS”? Wait til she is a teenager and tells them to go **** themselves.

  25. Vivi

    I have 5 year old twin girls, and nothing is more of a struggle than getting our girls to wear pants when it gets cold. They want their dresses, especially their summer dresses, and getting them to dress appropriately in colder weather is harder than understanding the weather in the Midwest.

    Suri seems as if she could use a dose of Catholic school. She needs a sense of boundaries.

    Tom and Katie need to get a handle on the child — they are the parents and are in control. Or that child is going to grow up resentful and spoiled and not know any limits — oh, wait …

  26. CMP

    People forget Tom also attended Catholic school – it’s always occurred to me that experience is one key thing he and Katie have in common, all the Scientology nonsense notwithstanding. Makes sense they might want that for their daughter.

    Suri is a cutie, all right.

  27. I totally agree with Katie on this one. She has been raised as a catholic because thats what she and her parents belive in, and she has probably always wanted to send her children to cathloic school. Im not saying that Tom is crazy for believeing in scientology because i dont really know much about it. I just think that Katie should be allowed to follow her beliefs and if she wants that for Suri too then thats what she should do.

  28. Ein

    Phew this is great. I hope the little girl someday makes her parents stop being dumbasses and quit that scientology.

  29. Andie

    I dunno about other moms, but if it’s cold and my kid doesn’t want to wear a coat, I MAKE him. And he’s 14, MUCH harder to make him do things now than when he was three. My daughter loves her coat and wears it all the time, even in the house.

    I am very glad she’s going to a Catholic school. I’m not Catholic, but they do have good schools and at least she’s going to learn a mainstream religion that is socially accepted and the world at large recognizes as an actual religion. Not a fairy tale religion based on a book that you find in the FICTION section of your local library.
    Catholicism was good enough for Katie, and it’s good enough for her daughter. Go, Katie! Way to stick to your guns and do what you know in your heart is right for your family! This is great news. It warms my heart.

  30. prince

    oh my god people leave them alone.. her parents have her coat in her hand.. and maybe she wanted to wear the heals.. stop judging them jesus.. no one is a perfect parent. and how the hell do you people know whats in her cup.. for one shes hugging it because its TOO BIG FOR HER LITTLE HANDS…

  31. prince

    oh my god people leave them alone.. her parents have her coat in her hand.. and maybe she wanted to wear the heals.. stop judging them jesus.. no one is a perfect parent. and how the hell do you people know whats in her cup.. for one shes hugging it because its TOO BIG FOR HER LITTLE HANDS…

  32. Darth

    Is this going to be some sort of school runned by nuns?!

  33. Rhialto

    She could be kept home getting educated by private teachers.But in a school they’re getting much better social skills.

  34. gotmilk?

    she’s no cuter than other little kids, but those shoes are creepy. i’m sure she borrowed them from her Daddy.

    why are tom and katie always wearing matching clothes? that’s more disturbing than a 3 year old in heels. ok, maybe not

  35. Pixie

    Cute kid! Heels on a 3 yr old that is insane! Not wearing clothes that fit the weather, her parents are f’d in the head!!! The ppl that keep saying it’s hard to get kids to wear what u want them to are obviously too stupid to MAKE their kids wear what they should! My child wears what I tell her cuz I am the parent, not her!!! Poor Suri, she doesn’t have a chance…she’s gonna be screwed up like her parents and most of the other celebs and their kids.

  36. Eva

    WTF? Everyone is wearing coats in these pictures and the kid is wearing a skimpy little dress.

  37. Georgia Girl

    Another winter where poor Suri wears thin summer dresses but as everyone has pointed out that mom and dad are bundled up. It is sickening. I dont care what the child doesnt want to wear, it is up to the parents to take care of that child! If the parents are bundled up, then they should bundle up that stick thin pale child also. I have five children so I know what I am talking about. Someone needs to call protective services.

  38. LEB

    Why is that CHILD wearing heels????

  39. Kyl Zuva

    IS THAT LITTLE GIRL WEARING HEELS???????? what the hell…

  40. willneverbedisplayed

    What’s up with the gawd dang blanket….this kid needs to grow up and act as a 3 year old. This parents need to know how to be a parent and not let this thing run the household. Rotten child.

  41. penny green

    KATIE AND TOM, YOU ARE THE PARENTS! THIS KID NEEDS TO WEAR AGE APPORIATE FOOTWEAR, NEVERMIND THE FACT THAT IT APPEARS TO BE CHILLY AND SHE AS USUAL IS IN A SUMMER DRESS WITH NO JACKET,SWEATER NOTHING! IF SHE DOES NOT LIKE JEANS PUT SOME LITTLE LEGGINGS OR KNIT PANTS ON HER AND AT LEAST A LONG SLEEVE SHIRT,ITS FREAKING NOVEMBER!!!!! ALSO WOULD IT HURT TO COMB HER HAIR AND PUT A BOW OR CLIP OR SOMETHING IN IT. SHE SHOULD ALSO NOT BE SUCKING ON A BOTTLE AS RECENTLY REPORTED OR A STARBUCKS CUP!!SHE IS THE CHILD! YOU ARE THE GROWN-UPS! ITS CALLED DISCIPLINE AND PARENTING!

  42. Kaye

    Suri is an adorable child, but her hair should be combed neat, and she should wear the proper clothes, going to Catholic school. I am so glad that Kathy is finally not being dominated by this control freak Tom Cruise, and his man made scientology religion. He is a freeken idiot, and I don’t think he is a good actor either.

  43. Kaye

    Suri is an adorable child, but her hair should be combed neat, and she should wear the proper clothes, going to Catholic school. I am so glad that Kathy is finally not being dominated by this control freak Tom Cruise, and his man made scientology religion. He is a freeken idiot, and I don’t think he is a good actor either.

  44. cynthia

    Where is this childs Jacket. They never have proper clothes on her. This is crazy. I don’t care where she goes to school. Cover her up and take off the HEELS put on some SOCKS, SHOES, HAT, COAT, and WARMER CLOTHES not a SUMMER THIN DRESS

  45. cynthia

    Where is this childs Jacket. They never have proper clothes on her. This is crazy. I don’t care where she goes to school. Cover her up and take off the HEELS put on some SOCKS, SHOES, HAT, COAT, and WARMER CLOTHES not a SUMMER THIN DRESS

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