Suri Cruise is alive and fuzzy

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Vanity Fair has bought the rights to publish the first official pictures of Suri Cruise, but to hold you over until they do this is supposedly a shot of Suri taken as photographers were getting aerials of Tom Cruise’s mansion. I don’t doubt that it’s Suri, I just can’t see or make her out. It might as well be a picture of a tree with the caption: “Suri Cruise hides behind a tree.” Clearly there are colors involved here. And shapes. But the genetic composite of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes? I don’t think I have the testicular fortitude to make such wild and crazy allegations.

Smaller even less clear shots of Suri at the window after the jump.