I take back every mean thing I’ve said about Suri Cruise, because despite being very much a real human person she’s also one of the cutest babies I’ve ever seen. The new issue of Vanity Fair comes out tomorrow and in it Katie Holmes discusses how much she hates sites like this.
“Some of the crap that’s out there – the stuff that’s said about my parents and my siblings [tabloid accounts implied that Katie's family did not hit it off with Tom] – it’s really frustrating the amount of shit that’s out there. And the stuff they say about Suri?! You shouldn’t say that about us, and you can’t say that about my child.” Holmes explains that the gossip “eats away at me because it’s just not O.K.,” but that she keeps up on it because “this is my future. This is my family, and I care so much about them. To see how someone as caring and good as Tom is – to see how things can just get so twisted and turned around. I mean, where does it come from?”
Katie Couric also debuted the photos of Suri on the CBS Evening News which you can check out here:
And as much as everybody was hoping she’d turn out to be an animatronic Cabbage Patch Kid the truth is she’s just flat out beautiful. And possibly Asian. Which makes about as much sense as her not being made by Mattel.
Who is this and what have they done with Mr. Superficial Man?
Flat out beautiful? That’s a stretch. A very large stretch.
Wow, she is pretty damn cute. Too bad papa’s gonna mess her head up… that’s really really really dark hair
At least she learned a new adjective besides “amazing”
I was first I guess i am supposed to make a big deal about that now
I think she’s absolutely GORGEOUS, but she looks asian to me!!!
So weird….
They look happy.
anchower, you’re a jerk. Go to some other blog to talk trash.
Well, at least the last two posts has brought us back to superficial reality. We don’t know what just yet, but there has got to be something really wrong with the kid. There just has to be. Please…. Oh, TCLTC
Is that a baby toupe??
All this doesn’t matter much. So someone really DID turkey baste Kate’s gina with his goo… Woo hoo. Proof of him contributing DNA. Nothing more. We all still now that he had nothing to do with the mechanics of the conception. Because….
TCLTC still and forever….
Post #9 should have actually been #12. Fucking internet.
It only makes sense, it’s simple math:
Angelina(sexy) + Brad(sexy)=babies can’t be sexy, creepy looking baby who doesn’t open eyes
Katie(cute and adorable) + Tom(cute in a special way)=sooooooooooooooooooo cute!!!!!!! Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek! It was worth the wait! Who knows how it was made, cloning, genetic labs, picking out an Asian, who knows, but it’s so cute!!!!!!!! I want an alien baby!!!! Yay!!!!!!
yea beautiful. but fake, hes a homosexual dummy. the semen can’t break through poo. bought the baby, thing is too developed for its age. naive is u.
Granted she’s not the mongoloid baby everyone was expecting, but she’s far from beautiful. Sorry, but babies of pretty people rarely make pretty babies.
Sure – the baby exists and hell, it even looks like Tom – but that doesn’t mean we should start typing TCLV.
TCLTC!
I’ve just had another look at that baby and it looks suspiciously like John Travolta’s daughter.
Tom and John would make great parents.
TCLTC.
ITEM: The Superficial, exposed to photos of ‘Suri Cruise,’ has gone both gay and stupid and Scientologist. First, no matter what a baby looks like, it is never ‘beautiful,’ unless you’re a homo or a woman…or a pedophile. Furthermore, how dumb or Scientologist do you have to be to believe that this creature is actually the fruit of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes’s loins, and not a Chinese tyke bleached and surgeried into looking vaguely like it might have a dollop of Cruise-Holmes DNA in it somewhere?
I think it took so long to show off the baby b/c they took so long to find a baby to pass off as theirs, and it took a while to find baby hair dye. She seems too old too…hmmm They probably bought this one off the black market.
Wow that is a cute baby does it have blue eyes?
It’s adorable!!!!
Tom is still very much gay though…….
What is with these weird ass posts that are staying at the end… ???
#13 – I too thought that this baby looks awefully large for a what, 4 month old?
dummb… why only show photos now? they found some baby and digitally rendered. wag the dog people…. only this time the dog is gay… and his name is tom cruise… and the only wagging he does is to himself… and other men. yea.
Awww she looks just like L. Ron Hubbard.
PunjabPete, you beat me to it. I was gonna ask “Is that child wearing a wig?”
I’ve never seen a four-month old baby with that much hair.
The baby is beautiful…not much else to say…fag…
Dear thesuperficial,
You’re losing your edge
Sincerely,
http://www.celebslam.com
She looks too big to be 3-4 months old. Especially coming from a midget and a skinny rake woman.
Also, little Suri looks just a little like Chris Klein. Methinks that’s why she’s been hidden for so long? You can’t disguise a 3month old as a 3 day old, but as they get older, ages are harder to determine…
TCLTC
What’s the difference between a Ford and a retarted baby suri foetus?
Tom doesn’t have a Ford in his garage.
That baby is too cute to be real, its gotta be cgi. Look at that picture, he’s already got like the perfect model picture look down.
As much as I can’t stand TC, this baby is GORGEOUS!
And I’m thinking you guys are not very familiar with babies, right? She’s NOWHERE too big for 4 months (my son was much bigger than she is), and as for the hair, I see babies that hairy all the time. Jeez, people, TC is pushing 50 and look at his head of hair!!
As much as I dodn’t wanna say this (because I love to pick on him), Suri does look a lot like TC. And the “asian” eyes, is just baby Katie Holmes droopy eyes…
Well, there goes all our fun. What a gorgeous baby. And she’s a perfectly believable 4-month old, in addition to looking like both of them. Give it up, already people.
OK, back to more of Paris’s drunken crying.
At the top right, it says “a real life murder by John Grisham” WHO DID THEY MURDER???
aside from that, baby has LOTS of hair, looks too big for her age, and that is definitely photoshop/cgi.
Katie – don’t like sites like this one? Blame that ass of a husband, honey…
It might be more believable if they hadn’t spent THREE DAYS photoshopping it to the Cruiser’s satisfaction. BRITNEY’S photoshoppers probably don’t take that long. In other words, she could be the ugliest kid in the world and we won’t know until we get unretouched pics.
And as much as they try, that is not a four-month old — way too big, way too focused-looking. They’re careful to hide her body with odd angles and jackets, but it’s obvious that child is WAY too old. Look at Gwen Stefani’s son — supposedly he’s only a month younger, but he is much smaller and much more newborn-looking.
Either she was taken from some pitiful Sea Org person, or she was born WAY too early for Tom’s liking, hence this ridiculous farce.
Doesn’t look anything like Tom either. Ever seen Katie’s ex Chris Klein? He has the exact same eyes as that child, and a sort of similar look as well. Too bad the hair is dyed (same drugstore as Britney?). As with the body size, they appear to be careful to make sure that none of their faces are fully seen at the same time as Suri’s.
Hey, superfish — why the sudden fawning adoration for Suri, and the willingness to believe that she has any of the Cruiser’s DNA? Have you converted to Scientology, or havethey just threatened to make you sleep with the Albadorian eels if you don’t?
And why are there people who are suddenly believing that they are for real, and that if Suri exists in any capacity whether adopted/deformed/CGI, then she MUST be Tom’s daughter? I gave the human race more credit!
Of course she’s beautiful, do you think TC would buy an ugly baby? It still took three days of photoshopping and a world famous photographer to rip off Linda McCartneys photo of Paul and daughter Mary and toss in a couple of blurry face pics. Anyone who thinks that’s TC’s baby is retarded. TCLTC.
OMG! She is soooo cute! I want her!!!! :-(
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She is beautiful. Her dad however could use some serious therapy… too bad he is so against psychology, out of most celebrities he could use a healthy dose.
http://www.holisticwisdom.com
By the way, one definitely fishy item is the fact that the baby’s hair changes in the pics — in one it’s short and spiky, and long in the cover.
She lookes like Katie but has his eyes.
She looks so old.. But she has te droopy eyes of Kate.
I still think something smells fishy.
Oh, #32, STFU. Honestly. My kids were that size. And had smooth skin.
Cute baby. Glad to see them smiling. Baby looks JUST like Katie.
Way to go, Superfish guys on saying what a great looking baby it was. :D That’s class.
~ Mo
Katie- the reason people say things about you and your family is because your cultist fiance is the most out of touch, over rated,obnoxious short dicked man ever to crawl out of obscurity and settle into la la land.
Most artists are whacked- thats why they are artists and not school teachers or doctors.
Most of them have the common sense to die of drug overdoses early, or take up hopeless causes to keep their hands busy.
Thank you Bono- that stamping out poverty thing was fun- but your lad goes around telling people depression can be solved by taking vitamins.
That radio waves solve dyslexia, and that we are descendants of an alien race that came to earth as a colony after major galactic wars.
See where we are going with this one?
He is a fucktard- I don’t even care if he IS really gay (and I think he probably is or was at some point).
Loads of actors are stupid.
Yours just gets a lot of press, and since he sacked his publicist a year ago, the filter between ‘TOM CRUISE -MOVIE STAR’ and ‘TOM CRUISE- ME HAVE CLEVER THINKING ME WANT TO SHARE’ has gone away.
And it has hurt him, and it makes us want to hurt him, and sadly, that will hurt you too.
Sorry sweety….go to your room,have a little think- and then run for the fucking hills.
Maybe they did 3 days photoshoppin’ on Kate, to work away the drugged out look she has these days…
man poor baby. she’s cute but right now tom and kate with no “i” thanks to mr cruise..think that she was born with like aliens in her body and now she has to do the 10 steps throughout her life to get rid of those aliens since thats what these psycho scientologists believe in…even john travolta believes in this stuff thats why hes a freakin weirdo too. whats wrong with these ppl and i used to think katie was cute but now she bought into that whole deal and these people are just sick and disgusting and i feel really bad for that poor kid. too bad brangelina didnt have a boy or else these 2 could get together one day and have an unhappy celebrity marriage with PSYCHO abnormal beliefs. somebody needs to kidnap tom and take him somewhere where he can get purified of his weirdo beliefs and finally come back to planet earth…i think that war of the worlds thing got too much into his head. strangeeee people. oh well they’ll get a divorce soon since hes more like katies father and then the poor kid will rebel and be a heroin addict like what nicole richie did. good luck to them all!
I think that the kid’s already had plastic surgery…
Oh wow. What a cute lil spawn… after they shaved her face and such.
That kid is absolutely adorable. And just so you know, I work with babies. I’m a baby portrait photographer. That kid is 4 months old. I’ve seen bigger kids who were younger. And I’m not lying.
Hard to believe that TC could have such a cute kid though…
#22–that’s hysterical. What’s going on with this site anyway? Superfish has gone soft.
I actually find the baby-thing to be rather frightening, in a ‘The Grudge’ kind of way.
Cute…? I’m guessing Mr Superfish hasn’t seen many babies. That’s not cute, it’s made of wax and marbles.
Fair play to them. Tom Cruise has super sperm, nowt wrong with that.
She’s a really beautiful baby. Tom’s still a dick, and Katie’s still brainwashed, but little Suri is gorgeous. That hair! Awwwwww.
See what happens when you sell your soul to Xenu?
“Afraid of having ugly babies? Convert to Scientology!”
You’re all a bunch of followers. You all want to kiss the SF guy’s ass. Pussies.
That folks, is not a baby. That’s what we in the scientific world refer to as ‘the host’. The brood shall emerge like a moth from a cocoon soon enough. I mean, the ‘baby’ looks cute and all, but I’d better see DNA evidence before I jump on the ‘it really is human’ bandwagon. If I photoshopped tits on my hairy chest half of you would foolishly yank your wankers thinking I was a Scores stripper. So easily led…
TCLTC