Taking time off from buying penis gummies to presumably throw in Tom Cruise‘s face and call him a “faggot” (Kids are so cute.), here’s Suri Cruise letting the paparazzi know exactly who runs shit at Casa Xenu and it ain’t Midget Dad or Zombie Mom.
SURI: Why don’t you two kiss like other mommies and daddies?
TOM: Uhh…
KATIE: ….
SURI: Well, that’s about to change. *pulls switchblade* PROVE YOUR LOVE, BITCHES.
TOM: Never! *swallows cyanide capsule, spasms on the floor*
KATIE: ….
SURI: Can I have his wallet?
KATIE: ….
SURI: I’ll take that as a yes.
Photos: Splash News
She will not take any of your shit!
If I saw her walking towards me, I’d cross the street. She looks badass!
Look at the adorable little hearts on that monster’s dress.
Not cool Fish, you used the word *faggot*, and I’ve been edited out many times for using it!
Because there’s a difference between clearly satirical context and simple-mindedly calling people faggots which is what your comments were.
Clearly satirical context wouldn’t excuse “nigger”, why should it excuse “faggot”? Unless, of course, you’re British and you’re referring to your pile of sticks or your cigarettes. In that case, my apologies.
HEY MONTGOMERY COUNTRY IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!
*county
Ok, I’ll make sure I do it in a clearly satirical context next time.
right, right.
EHEHEHEHE FISH TREATED YOU RICAN!!
NOW YOU HAVE SAID THE WORD,
WHAT HYPOCRITE FUDGE-PACKER, I WA SNOT EVEN GOING TO USE ANY GAY SLUR UNTIL I READ YOUR COMMENT, PRACTICE WHAT YOU PREACH ON YOUR SIRE, DUFUS!
bitch be trippin’.
Bad Seed!
“Bring it, Bitches!”
I am now sorry that I allowed myself to be taken away by the booze.
Because that was *exactly* my thought.
Now back to the booze, with a solid expectation of seeing that Saturday.
she looks alot like vigo the carpathian from ghostbusters 2, seriously google it!
That was dead on
I’ve seen those moves before. I guarantee her Daddy is on the other side of this and she’s stomping her foot because we all know Daddy’s are stupid and do whatever little girls say. Looks like even gay daddys are no exception…
She looks old enough for spankings with a belt.
Yeeesh, she looks like she’s struggling with a magic eye picture.
Never trust a six year old in a trenchcoat.
Not for nothin’, but was Peter Falk a scientologist? Tell me you don’t get a “Columbo” vibe…
My thoughts exactly!!!
Apparently Lord Xenu hasn’t figured out how to make brains explode with his new host body yet.
You need to leave little girls off the site you wanker. Just exactly what type of dick are you to rip on a kid? Asswipe.
lmaooooo are you for friggin real
Yeah I am. and you must be a dick too.
Fish isn’t insulting her. Suri is such a cute little girl who’s just in a bad mood when the photo was taken. He just put a funny headline to go with that cute photo. I think it’s funny and she’s adorable.
She is cute. And fuck a “funny headline”. Adults are fair game. Kids, no.
I’m with Listener. Love it.
I am with you Rio, the whole article is just inappropriate. Do I think it’s funny? Sure of course. But you just don’t make fun of a kid, it’s just wrong.
Oh. Right. I’m sure homosexual individuals don’t take a “satirical” faggot personally……THANK GOD FOR SATIRE.
Actually, as @hmna explained, Suri was calling Tom a cigarette.
He IS very tiny and if he were in jail, he would most certainly be used for currency.
serves ‘em right for bein’ queer
Suri: Mommy get daddy in the car!
Kati: I can’t find your so called midget daddy .
Suri:He is stuck in the bunker picking out butt plugs for his day in the L.Ron Hubbard tabernacle .
Kati:I am afraid he has the door locked.
Suri: Snap to it bitch I don’t have all day David Miscavige wants to change my diaper and daddy’s to .
lol, i loved this post, so funny, she’s so cute..:).
yeah when you have just girls at home you kinda appreciate the little monsters :)
She’ll never make the big time with those fat fingers and knobby needs. Thank God she covered her pointy elbows.
Knobby KNEES. She will NEVER be famous because HER KNEES ARE BONY AND UGLY!
She is making the face her dad and his friend John make when they trying to lure the pool boy or the gardener (or both) into the guest house.
Her dad makes this face whenever her mom tries to take any of her clothes off.
whoa dude. that kid’s got man-hands already.
Why does she seem to have no adult supervision!?
Its called ZOOM.
cross-eyed little freak
and who are you?child of the corn?
This is the Joey-Potter-drunk-lipsmack. People who’ve watched Dawson’s Creek will back me up on that.
except that Joey Potter drunk is WAY smiley. only difference.
are you guys sure she isnt tom with a wig, minus his stilt shoes?
This poor kid is going to grow up to be such a weirdo.
3 years old, and already snapped by the paparazzi. too bad.
she will need a nose job when she grows up. Tom Cruise’s nose isn’t gonna look too good on that face.
She’s almost 5 actually.
Mom, Daddy ate all my penisses!
This girl is going to be way too beautiful when she grows up. She’s also probably going to be a huge pain in the ass.
Pretending my parents love each other is serious business….
haha this post was pretty funny. the pictures make me laugh because she looks so grumpy and anyone who has kids has seen that fury before!
This was so funny!!!! I can’t stop laughing about this post!! Totally made my day!
She’s what? 5? And she already has the Disney whore vibe. And nice job ruining the kid’s kidneys with those heels, mommy.
Scary shit Bro…..
Me no likey zis kid.
Watch out, Katie. Suri will fuck a bitch up with one hand, holding Tom’s weave in her other.
Who you callin’ a SP, Biatch?
ALL WINTER LONG, THROUGH RAIN, SLEET AND SNOW
SURI NEVER WEARS PANTS, LEGGINGS, ALWAYS BARE LEGS, DESPITE HER FAMILY IS BUNDLED UP!! WTF??
SURI SAYS, NO LEGGINGS MOTHER FUCKERS, TO HER PARENTS, AND THATS ALL IT TAKES!
She’s been practicing Blue Ice with daddy. She’ll soon be elevated to Tigre level.
As “The Child” focused its otherworldly powers, all that could be heard was the far off wet popping sound as the head of Tom Cruise popped like an over ripe melon.
Cute
Aw she is such cutie pie
She looks like trailer trash!
Tom is all up in that weird ass church with Will Smith and Jada and their effing crazy ass children.
How the hell did Katie Holmes get her butt caught up in that mess?
Oh yeah, MONEY!!!!!
Suri is 4 years old and doesn’t deserve anyone’s criticism. She’s just a child. I have a 4 year old and she makes many faces much like Suri. Do not judge a 4 year old child. Asinine behavior from so called caring adults.
this iz 2 funny she looks like the white version of forest whitaker jus then lmfao hahahaha
They dress this kid like a homeless person.
“You want a piece of this? Don’t let my flower headband fool you, I will beat the shit out of you with my toddler sized high heels.”
She acts despicably because she is allowed to do so and was taught to act any way she chooses. Obviously never taught any manners or respect for adults. It’s not acceptable and really hilarious as to how she acts so superior to adults while sucking on her pacifier now at the ripe old age of just turning six. That paci is truly a fashion statement. Looks like she is trying to act out as a spoiled little brat for the movie coming her way!