Supposedly This Is Miley Cyrus & Justin Bieber Hooking Up

June 12th, 2013 // 35 Comments

Nope. No 19-year-olds with sex on the brain here.

Above are pics of Miley Cyrus and Justin Bieber at Beacher’s Madhouse over the weekend where according to TMZ, they left together at 2 a.m. and presumably went somewhere to bang. She is into black dudes now. Then again, if these two occupied the same space, I’m pretty sure our reality would tear itself apart. *looks out window* Haha! Dinosaur’s can’t drive cars.

UPDATE: Here’s Miley Cyrus calling into Hot 99.5′s The Kane Show this morning to say it’s “impossible” for her to hook up with Justin Bieber because she’s engaged and everyone knows that word creates a magical force field around vaginas:

Photos: Courtesy of TMZ.com

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  1. She’s into black guys now? I’m black! *develops a undeserved sense of confidence*

  2. Total bullshit. If I was Justin Beiber why would I settle for Miley Cyrus?

  3. catapostrophe

    Dinosaur’s?

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    catapostrophe
    Commented on this photo:

    Her mouth is the worst.

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    JC
    Commented on this photo:

    “Heh heh, dang ol Maple Christ dang ‘ol like my side taters but tell you what man I love you Canadian lezzers.”

  6. Cock Dr

    Think of it as a tender piece of maple fried chicken that Miley used to sooth her ego over the broken engagement.
    She probably got him SO stoned.
    Enough with the zoot suit black & white pants.

  7. They are both into black dudes now which is perfect for them. They can share their men.

  8. Slappy Magoo

    Which is which? It’s like they’re each looking into an equally untalented mirror.

  9. Rasputin's Evil Twin

    Most of you have never heard of this, but it’s the Lesbian Apocalypse that brother Grigori and have been worried about for decades. We don’t know if it triggers the main apocalypse, but we’re sure that one involves Kardashian spawn.

    Wait, Beieber mates with Miley…..?

    Shit. Grigori and I will be at the bar, or under it.

  10. There’s a lot of “hurr durr” going on here.

  11. PLEASE do not procreate …

  12. “She is into black dudes now. ”

    And so is he.

  13. Jazzy Jeff

    Well she is a dyke so ….

  14. Oslo

    He still sucks his fingers at his age. A thumb would be too obvious. I hope this doesn’t become a trend, like the current grabbing your own crotch thing.

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    ThisWillHurt
    Commented on this photo:

    “Duh, lady-man touch me wiener?”

  16. Caroline

    What is it with those dipshitty hats all the time?

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    Colin
    Commented on this photo:

    “Uhhh, wait, sol you’re saying I’M going to put it in YOU? Sweet, Usher never lets me top!”

  18. TheJoaker

    Which one is beiber?

  19. Miley Cyrus Justin Bieber Hooking Up
    Commented on this photo:

    OMG lets just hope they don’t breed…….

  20. meeeee

    Looks like JB is testing the new Pokemon game. Gotta collect them all!

  21. DaGut

    In all fairness, when you look at who Bieber surrounds himself with – he’s into black dudes too!
    (and the black dudes are into his money/cars.)
    I call it symbiotic.

  22. Miley Cyrus Justin Bieber Hooking Up
    Commented on this photo:

    Everyone tells Bieber to go fuck himself. This is as close as he is going to get.

  23. kery

    They have no talent and are famous. Her boyfriend will be so angry with this story ;)

  24. ThorGonnaBeMad

    Thor likes penis cake too. Black penis cake.

  25. Miley Cyrus Justin Bieber Hooking Up
    Commented on this photo:

    why the fuck is he wearing a Bruins hat? i am so enraged right now.

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