Supposedly This Is Miley Cyrus & Justin Bieber Hooking Up

Nope. No 19-year-olds with sex on the brain here.

Above are pics of Miley Cyrus and Justin Bieber at Beacher’s Madhouse over the weekend where according to TMZ, they left together at 2 a.m. and presumably went somewhere to bang. She is into black dudes now. Then again, if these two occupied the same space, I’m pretty sure our reality would tear itself apart. *looks out window* Haha! Dinosaur’s can’t drive cars.

UPDATE: Here’s Miley Cyrus calling into Hot 99.5’s The Kane Show this morning to say it’s “impossible” for her to hook up with Justin Bieber because she’s engaged and everyone knows that word creates a magical force field around vaginas:

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