What The Fresh Fuck Is This?
Shortly after Batman V Superman was announced, Teen Wolf star Tyler Hoechlin was reportedly screen tested to play Batman before Warner Bros. went, “Fuck it, just use Ben Affleck. Whatever.” Except now Hoechlin’s been cast as Superman on Supergirl, and I honestly can’t tell if he dodged a bullet or caught one in the ass because what is this? For aliens who get their power from earth’s yellow sun, these people are pale. I’m talking “Hello, we’d like to talk to you about The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints” pale.
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