What The F*ck Is This Shit?

Here’s the first official cast photo for Suicide Squad because what better way to follow up a lukewarm Batman V Superman: Dawn of Justice trailer and the widely-mocked Jared Leto as a tattooed Joker than a shitty, low-res pic of god-awful costumes? Jesus Christ, Warner Bros., I actually thought this might be good. Via PEOPLE:

From left to right, the characters pictured are Slipknot (Adam Beach), Captain Boomerang (Jai Courtney), Enchantress (Cara Delevingne), Katana (Karen Fukuhara), Rick Flagg (Joel Kinnaman), Harley Quinn (Margot Robbie), Deadshot (Will Smith), Killer Croc (Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje), and El Diablo (Jay Hernandez).

At least Harley Quinn looks decent, but that’s because Margot Robbie looks fucking hot in any resolution. This could’ve been a cave painting, and I would’ve said, “The clown girl. What are the chances she’d touch my wiener? — Okay, what about just the buffalo?”

Photo: Warner Bros.