Suge Knight is shot

sknight_shooting.jpgSuge Knight was shot in the leg at an MTV awards party over the weekend, though no suspects have been arrested. According to the AP, a police report described the shooter as “a black male wearing a pink shirt,” and a police spokesman said, “We are interviewing all the witnesses we can to hopefully develop a composite.” I don’t want to piss on anybody’s parade, but a “black male wearing a pink shirt” isn’t a lot to go on, and you sure as hell can’t develop a composite off of that. Then again, maybe the police will get lucky and the shooter will never change his shirt. Ever. For the rest of his life.

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