So Suge Knight Probably Escaped

When we last left Suge Knight, he backed over two dudes with his truck, killing one of them in the process, and fled the scene before eventually turning himself in on murder charges. Since then, the DA’s office has pretty much thrown the book at him and denied him bail by deeming him a flight risk. Which was easy to do considering he fled a murder scene and is still on probation for some other shit. So he’s pretty much fucked. But then today in court, Suge apparently suffered a “panic attack” and was rushed to the hospital. TMZ reports:

Suge was in the lockup area next to the courtroom when he began experiencing chest pains. But it appears it’s not his heart … it’s his nerves.
This is the second time Knight has been taken to the hospital while in police custody — he passed out in a jail cell last November as a result of a blood clot.

I don’t want to make light of anxiety issues, but I’m pretty sure a dude like Suge Knight can’t have people knowing he has panic attacks, so if this isn’t an escape attempt, he should probably still do something like, I dunno, jiggle a spork in the handcuffs while saying something like, “Got these mothafuckas fooled, right?” and laughing really hard. He’s gotta really sell it.

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