Suelyn Medeiros Wants You To Remember It Was Easter Yesterday And Other News

- Hopper Penn is sorry (because he got caught) that he called a paparazzo a nigger. [Lainey Gossip]

- Freddy Mercury once dressed Princess Di up like a man to sneak her into a gay club. [Dlisted]

- The Superhero Media Crossover Project just made my penis unliftable like Thor’s hammer. — Okay, that scared even me. [theCHIVE]

- Rihanna’s talking shit on Beyonce now. [TooFab]

- Kate Upton prefers a freshly shorn scrotum. [BuzzFeed]

- And speaking of large breasts, Eva Mendes still has them. [Popoholic]

- We get it, Kristen Stewart, you really like getting your vagina licked. [IDLYITW]

- Hey, remember Audrina Patridge? [Hollywood Tuna]

- Vanessa Hudgens is flexible. [Celebslam]

- This may come as a shock to you, but Rosie Jones is topless again. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Amanda Bynes is responding to stimuli well. [Amy Grindhouse]

- People still don’t believe me that Matthew McConaughey in Magic Mike was one of the best performances of 2013, so look who just landed the lead in the next Christopher Nolan film. [FilmDrunk]

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