Churches Need To Shut Up About Gay Marriage ‘Cause Stone Cold Said So

Months ago on his podcast, Stone Cold Steve Austin blasted churches for trying to ban gay marriage which clearly doesn’t sit right with him (above), but apparently nobody heard it until yesterday and immediately made up for it by making it go viral as shit. So here’s Stone Cold going right the fuck off on religion and why it needs to back off the gays. Via Mediaite:

[H]e doesn’t “give a shit” about people’s sexuality, he just wants them treated equally. He said, “I believe that any human being in America, or any human being in the goddamn world, that wants to be married, and if it’s same-sex, more power to ‘em.”
He also found it stunning how churches get to lecture people about their sexuality being a lifestyle, asking, “Which one of these motherfuckers talked to God, and God said that same-sex marriage was a no-can-do?”
And beyond that, Austin’s not happy with the hypocrisy over sinful behavior and redemption in organized religion.
“Okay, so two cats can’t get married if they want to get married, but then a guy can go murder fourteen people, molest five kids, then go to fucking prison, and accept God and He’s going to let him into heaven? After the fact that he did all that shit? See that’s all horseshit to me, that don’t jive with me.”

Of course, this puts Stone Cold in stark contrast to the Ultimate Warrior who was a homophobic shitbag that thought it’s liberal bullshit to record words he said in public and report them verbatim. More importantly, somebody needs to update this pic and maybe add some beer cans spraying Gabriel in the face. Really make it something kids can look up to.

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