Here’s Chris Brown‘s diploma for passing a 52 week domestic violence course which he felt the need to post to Twitter. Although, to his credit, at least he didn’t write, “I punched Rihanna in the face and all I got was a lousy piece of paper,” but this came close:
i have enough self respect and decency to be proud of accomplishing this DV class.. Boyz run from there mistakes.. Men learn from them!!!thx
Oh, good, Chris Brown has enough “self respect and decency” to openly pat himself on the back for passing a slap-on-the-wrist workshop after biting a woman’s neck while beating her to a pulp. And people say there’s a shortage of role models out there. What now, bitches?