Still Should’ve Gone to Jail

December 21st, 2010 // 327 Comments
Chris Brown Domestic Violence Diploma

Here’s Chris Brown‘s diploma for passing a 52 week domestic violence course which he felt the need to post to Twitter. Although, to his credit, at least he didn’t write, “I punched Rihanna in the face and all I got was a lousy piece of paper,” but this came close:

i have enough self respect and decency to be proud of accomplishing this DV class.. Boyz run from there mistakes.. Men learn from them!!!thx

Oh, good, Chris Brown has enough “self respect and decency” to openly pat himself on the back for passing a slap-on-the-wrist workshop after biting a woman’s neck while beating her to a pulp. And people say there’s a shortage of role models out there. What now, bitches?

Photo: Twitter

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  1. Nathalie

    Hey, TIREDSUCKINGONBALLS, I didn’t know a $39k-$45k salary meant balla status. A Bachelors nowadays doesn’t mean shit.

    • TIREDOFYALL

      BACHELORS IS A LOT TODAY IT MEANT I DID FOUR YEARS OF TOUGH SCHOOLING TO MAKE MY WAY…I THINK IT WAS A MAJOR ACCOMPLISHMENT….FOR ANYONE…EVEN A CERTIFICATE..SEE I DON’T HAVE MY HEAD UP MY ASS KNOCKING PEOLE FOR SMALL OR MAJOR ACCOMPLISHMENTS. DUMB WHO..AND WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR NAME BITCH NATALIE OR NATHALIE….THE LATTER IS SOME UGLY SHIT!!!

  2. TIREDOFYALL

    @NATHALIE BITCH ALTHOUGH THAT’S A GOOD SALARY I DONT’ KNOCK ANYONE YOU SHORT ON MINE..BEEN HERE TOO LONG FOR ENTRY LEVEL!

  3. Nathalie

    BACHELORS IS A LOT TODAY IT MEANT I DID FOUR YEARS OF TOUGH SCHOOLING TO MAKE MY WAY…I THINK IT WAS A MAJOR ACCOMPLISHMENT….FOR ANYONE…EVEN A CERTIFICATE..SEE I DON’T HAVE MY HEAD UP MY ASS KNOCKING PEOLE FOR SMALL OR MAJOR ACCOMPLISHMENTS. DUMB WHO..AND WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR NAME BITCH NATALIE OR NATHALIE….THE LATTER IS SOME UGLY SHIT!!!

    We’re in this thing called a recession so, no, it doesn’t mean as much as it used to. Since you spend all day in the internet with your balla salary, maybe you should do some research.
    What’s a “DUMB WHO”? You learned that with your Bachelors? My name is NATHALIE- hasn’t changed since the beggining of this post. I’m not hiding behind an alias on here, TIREDSUCKINGONBALLS.
    As for “latter being ugly”? That’s too easy, I’ll let that one go. ;-)

    • TIREDOFYALL

      BITCH THE RECESSION AIN’T DOING SHIT WITH ME JUST YOU BROKE HOES..YOU FEEL ME..LIKE I SAID I’M STRAIGHT… AND PLUS I NEVER MENTIONED SHIT ABOUT MY STATUS BITCH UNTIL IT WAS QUESTIONED..SO GET YOUR SHIT STRAIGHT YOU DUMB BITCH AND IF THAT WAS MY NAME I WON’T TELL NO BODY…LOL..AND BITCH HOW CAN YOU SAY ALL DAY..HAS THIS BEEN A WHOLE DAY? I SWEAR YOU FOLKS REALLY STOOOPID.. .

      • Yeah, crazy is always affordable. No one’s ever too broke to be completely out of their tits, right?

      • Lt. Dangle

        CAN YOU SAY BITCH JUST ONE MORE TIME. LOVE YOUR KANYE CAPS, DO YOU LIKE MINE, CUNT?

        CHRIS IS LIKE MANY MEN, VERY VIOLENT AND SHOULD STILL BE IN PRISON. WOMEN ARE GETTING MORE VIOLENT EVERYDAY AS WELL.

        BLACK, WHITE, WHATEVES, VIOLENCE IS VIOLENCE, SO ALL OF YOU PLEASE GO SMOKE A JOINT, HIT A BONG AND R-E-L-A-X!!

        THANK YOU AND MERRY CHRISTMAS!!

  4. molly

    for every chris brown post, there is a guaranteed raging black kid.
    such is the law of our universe.

  5. TIREDOFYALL

    @MOLLY..I DONT’ GIVE A FUCK WHAT COLOR YOU ARE..YOU JUST IGNORANT..YOU BROUGHT RACE UP..LIKE YOU KNEW I WAS BLACK…I AIN’T BLACK….! LOL

  6. “raging black kid”.
    Oh, for sure… what a terribly racist thing to say…

    Socially displease African American youth.

    Does that seem better?
    What a joke you are….

    That you are a troll and just having fun is obvious at this point…
    None the less, what a waste of internet space you are TIREDOFYALL.
    What am I thinking… You are a waste of REAL space too…

    • TIREDOFYALL

      THAT’S WHAT SCARY PEOPLE DO WHO HAVE SHIT LEFT TO SAY…AND RAGING BLACK KID IS RACIST COMMENT..BUT THAT SHIT DON’T BOTHER ME….HAHAHA..TRY SOMETHING ELSE….LOL..

    • TIREDOFYALL

      OR THE SOCIALLY DISPLEASED AFRICAN AMERICAN YOUTH….HA HA HAHAHA…..

    • molly

      …I thought that was obvious from the beginning.
      Although I’m not quite sure how it’s racist. I didn’t say that all black people rage. In fact I didn’t say anything bad about black people.. Why would I, I’m Haitian.

      • TIREDOFYALL

        BITCH PLEASE YOU ASSOCIATED ME CURSING WITH BEING A RAGING BLACK KID..TELL THAT TO SOMEONE WHO IS NOT EDUCATED..BITCH THAT WS RACIST..BUT I AINT’ EVEN GONNA GO THERE WITH YOU… YOU ASSUMED CUZ WAS CURSING I WAS A BLACK KID..SOOOOOO WHAT WERE YOU TRYING TO ACCOMPLISH…?

    • molly

      I wasn’t wrong, deny it as you will.

    • Somewhere a psych ward is on lock down looking for a lost inmate…
      Type softly TIREDOFYALL, lest the men with nets find you and rob us of your sweet sweet presence.

      Thank you for the laughs TIREDOFYALL.
      Though you don’t realize they are laughing AT you, you surely bring joy wherever you roam…

  7. Nathalie

    BITCH THE RECESSION AIN’T DOING SHIT WITH ME JUST YOU BROKE HOES..YOU FEEL ME..LIKE I SAID I’M STRAIGHT… AND PLUS I NEVER MENTIONED SHIT ABOUT MY STATUS BITCH UNTIL IT WAS QUESTIONED..SO GET YOUR SHIT STRAIGHT YOU DUMB BITCH AND IF THAT WAS MY NAME I WON’T TELL NO BODY…LOL..AND BITCH HOW CAN YOU SAY ALL DAY..HAS THIS BEEN A WHOLE DAY? I SWEAR YOU FOLKS REALLY STOOOPID.. .

    I have a plethora [pleth-er-uh] –noun (overabundance; excess: a plethora of advice and a paucity of assistance; your SAT word of the day) of things that I can respond back to that last preposterous statement you made. Your coversating and debating skills lack intelligence, not to mention class. You’re a bore that should recede back to logical thinking….and perhaps to English skills as well.
    The only recovery you have from other’s responses is either by insults and name-calling. I can go back and forth with you and not once curse at you. I guess my parents raised me differently.
    Have a good one =D

  8. Nathalie

    Yay go me! =D

  9. TIREDOFYALL

    @NATHALIE YO MOMMY CAN’T SPELL…. A NERVE..BITCH PLEASE!!! WHAT NERVE….YOU DUMB AS SHIT…THAT WAS SOME SHIT YOU STRIKE A NERVE…. PLEASE YOUR FUNNY!!! REALLY

  10. Nathalie

    @NATHALIE YOur MOMMY CAN’T SPELL…. A NERVE..BITCH PLEASE!!! WHAT NERVE….YOU’re DUMB AS SHIT…THAT WAS SOME SHIT YOU STRIKE A NERVE…. PLEASE YOUR’e FUNNY!!! REALLY

    Spelling Corrected =)

  11. Nathalie

    You’re =)

    • TIREDOFYALL

      COVERSATING…LOL

      • Nathalie

        What’s “coversating”?
        Main Entry: conversate
        Part of Speech: v
        Definition: to socialize and chat; to converse with another
        Etymology: back-formation from conversation
        Usage: slang

    • TIREDOFYALL

      BITCH EVEN THOUGH IT’S SLANG AND NOT IN THE DICTIONARY YOU STILL SPELLED IT WRONG ..WHICH IS OKAY WITH ME IT’S ONLY THE INTERNET..BUT I AM CONCERNED ABOUT YOU USING THAT TERM AND REALLY THINKING IT’S A WORD…LOL..WHY DON’T YOU ASK YOU BUDDIES ON HERE..THEY PROBABLY DON’T WANT TO SAY NETHING..LOL..LOL..LOL..

  12. Your Mum

    It’s becoming very clear that a certain someone needs to get that exact same certificate. Calm down, you raging nutjob.
    This is becoming pretty comical, for a subject that is actually nothing of the sort.

    God hates caps.

    • Mortimer Duke

      Except for when he doesnt.

    • Nathalie

      He doesn’t need it.. he got his edumacation and got his bachelors. He’s a balla! Oh, and now he’s going to curse at you and make fun of your name.

    • TIREDOFYALL

      WELL GET THE FUCK BACK OFF..THAT MAKES SENSE…NOW I’M RAGING BUT WHEN WAS I BEING CALLED DUMB AND GETTING TALKED BADLY AND HAVING FOLKS SLAP HANDS ABOUT IT IT WAS ALL GOOD …NAH FUCK YALL…..YOU STARTED IT..NOW YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO TAKE IT..

  13. TIREDOFYALL

    @MOLLY YEA BITCH YOU WRONG..DUMB HOE..

    • Nathalie

      LOL At least be clever with your comebacks, PLEASE! If you’re going to put on a show, at least make it interesting. Geez

      • TIREDOFYALL

        YOU BEEN DONE…..THAT WACK ASS SHIT..BITCH YOU COULDN’T LAST A MINUTE.. IN THE STREETS WHERE IT’S REAL!!!!lol

      • IN THE STREETS WHERE IT’S REAL = my office where I am a medical secretary who has a medical secretary because I’m not used to using grammar and shit. Daily.

        (see: WACK ASS SHIT)

  14. TIREDOFYALL

    @MOLLY..I’M LAUGHING TOO !!!!

  15. TIREDOFYALL

    @NATHALIE..YEA BITCH…SLANG…NOT A WORD HOE..LOOK IN THE REAL DICTIONARY ..AND HOLLER BACK BITCH!

    • Nathalie

      YO FUK ALL YOU BITCHES WHOS! CHRIS NEVER DONE ANYTHING WRONG!!!!! YALL NEED TO LET SHIT GO. I GOT MY BACHELORS IN HEALTHCARE BITCHES WITH MORE MONEY THAT YOU!!! FUCK YALL WHOS!

      Who am I? =D

  16. DumbWhore

    Congratulations, you have a piece of paper. You got it because beat women, ass fuck.

  17. Cock Dr

    It’s hard when someone you’ve idolized & repeatedly fantasized moonwalking thru your labia turns out to be such a douchebag.
    Does it help you to take your frustrations out on the blog?

  18. I will give you this…

    You are the fastest typing TROLL I have ever seen…

    • TIREDOFYALL

      YEA GRAVYLEG…..A SEXY ASS TROLL….

      • So do you have a laptop tray on the Rascal scooter you use to drive around Walmart? With all this typing you are doing, you have GOT to be getting low on cakes, pies, and chips.

        I can see you as an ASS TROLL… I am quit sure the word “sexy” doesn’t get used when referring to you… Well, unless the phrase “she wishes that being a 375 pound pile of shit spewing internet troll was sexy” is uttered by someone…

  19. Nathalie

    Thank you, TIREDSUCKINGONBALLS. Putting aside your stupidity, you made my day go faster. =D

    • TIREDOFYALL

      BITCH PLEASE COVERSATE…YOU SHOULD HAVE SHIT ELSE TO SAY..OH YOU NEVER GOT BACK WITH ME..WHAT HAPPENED…ARE WE NOT GONNA COVERSATE ABOUT THAT…HUH? LET’S COVERSATE…

    • TIREDOFYALL

      YEA THANK YOU TOO..WITH ALL YOUR PLYTHORA…LOL….NOUN….LOL. I WOULDN’T HAVE EVER IMAGINED YOU SAYING COVERSATE…SOOOOOOOO FUNNNYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • hollie

      That stupidity wasn’t put aside-it was paraded around for the whole world to enjoy! We should be thanking this little troll.

  20. TIREDOFYALL

    @JUSTIFIABLE…LAME…!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LAME!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS A MEDICAL SECRETARY..AND YOU SAYING THAT SHIT..LIKE IT MAKE SENSE..NOW AN EXECUTIVE SECRETARY..OR SECRETARY….DUMMIES…I SWEAR…WHO THE FUCK SAYS MEDICAL SECRETARY..SALON SECRETARY…ETC….

    • shaneequa

      bitch ass hoe dont know shit bout the real world … fuckin stank ass bitch you think you all high and mighty with your bachelors … brain dead hoe dont think medical secretary is a word? fuckin retarded cunt

    • Who the fuck says that? Since you’re “up [t]here at the hospital” I would think you’d be familiar with the term “medical secretary” – it means you need to have a specific set of skills to support medical professionals, not least of which is knowing your way around health-care insurance issues. Like “legal secretary,” it means you need additional training outside of what you’d get booking appointments down at the nail salon. Where, BTW, you wouldn’t be qualified to fill in for 15 minutes.

    • molly

      oh, I thought you would like it better :( You you didn’t like my name. I was just trying to make you happy.

  21. Nathalie

    By the way- you failed your SAT word of the day. Should I be surprised?

    • TIREDOFYALL

      GIRL PLEASE… I’M LAUGHING AT YOU..YOU CAN NOT REDEEM URSELF FROM THAT COVERSATE..STOP TRYING..!!!! LOL

      • Nathalie

        Coversate? Never said that, troll. Go back and attempt to read it again.

      • Nathalie, you had a typo, you left off the “n” which is what Tiredetc is peeing herself about However, it was nothing compared to HER typo immediately after that in “nething” – the irony gods are giving out a plethora (see PLYTHORA) of good shit today.

  22. TIREDOFYALL

    @NATHALICE..DON’T ACT LIKE YOU DONT’ KNOW….ISNT’ THAT YOUR WORD COVERSATE..

  23. Nathalie

    Oh… I know what you mean. I just want you to realize how poor your spelling is and why you’re the joke of Superficial as of today.

  24. Nathalie

    And what’s up with the grammar?

  25. You just made it in under the wire but I nominate TIREDOFYALL as internet troll of the year….

    TIREDOFYALL really hit all the character points solidly… Unexplainable rage, poor spelling and grammar, a complete disregard of internet etiquette, and the inability to realize that EVERYONE on here thinks it is a complete moron…

    Good work… You are a complete joke now…

    • TIREDOFYALL

      IN YOUR LITTLE WEBSITE..YOU REALLY THINK I GIVE A FUCK ABOUT WHAT YALL THINK..I MEAN REALLY..YOUR A JOKE FOR EVEN SAYING THE BULLSHIT… YOUR FIRST SENTENCE WAS A FUCK UP IN GRAMMAR..YOU PEOPLE ARE SOOOO TRULY FUNNY!!!! STRAIGHT STOOOPID..READ YOUR FIRST SENTENCE DUMMIES..I SWEAR..

    • hollie

      I second the nomination! Don’t forget to add a curious religious expression to the list.

    • FattyFatty2X4

      Gravy did I miss anything?
      You sure are mean when you’re pink.

  26. TIREDOFYALL

    @NATHALICE..BITCH YOU SAID IT..I WAS WONDERING WHAT THE HELL YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT I SEE NOW YOU REALIZED YOU AIN’T TALKING BOUT SHIT… !!!! LOL

    • Nathalie

      Go back. I didn’t say coversate. LOL
      You see, you are a moron!

      • TIREDOFYALL

        I have a plethora [pleth-er-uh] –noun (overabundance; excess: a plethora of advice and a paucity of assistance; your SAT word of the day) of things that I can respond back to that last preposterous statement you made. Your coversating and debating skills lack intelligence, not to mention class. You’re a bore that should recede back to logical thinking….and perhaps to English skills as well.
        The only recovery you have from other’s responses is either by insults and name-calling. I can go back and forth with you and not once curse at you. I guess my parents raised me differently.
        Have a good one =D

        Reply

        BITCH DONT PLAY READ YOUR SHIT.. HOE

      • Mortimer Duke

        Anyone can copy and paste from dictionary.com
        jerk-off 
        [jurk-awf, -of]

        –noun Slang: Vulgar .
        1. a stupid, bumbling, foolish, or lazy person; jerk.
        2. an act of masturbating.

        See? I just did it.

  27. TIREDOFYALL

    @NATHALICE YOU DUMB HOE DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT YOU WROTE URSELF WITH ALL THAT FUCKED UP GRAMMAR AND YOU WANNA TALK SHIT.. BITCH YOU A JOKE AND YOUR NAME… YOUR WHOLE PARAGRAPH IS FUCKED UP AND YOU REALLY WANNA TALK GRAMMAR…I DONT’ CARE BUT SINCE YOU SEEM TO CARE SO MUCH ..CORRECT THAT SHIT!

  28. Nathalie

    Hoe, bitch, whos, cunts…. LOL You’re awesome.

    • TIREDOFYALL

      NO BITCH…CORRECT THAT SHIT YOU WROTE… NOW DIDN’T YOU SAY YOU DIDN’T WRITE THAT WORD..NOW WHAT YOU GOT TO SAY…DON’T MAKE ME PUT A GRAMMAR CHECK ON YOUR PARAGRAPH FOR EVERYONE TO SEE HOW THE PEOPLE WITH THE GREAT GRAMMAR TALK SHIT IS FUCKED UP…

  29. Nathalie

    LOL you have a problem with everyone’s name. Lame, lame, lame comeback.

  30. Nathalie

    TIREDSUCKINGONBALLS, it’s been fun. Off to the bank and make the deposit. Toodles

  31. TIREDOFYALL

    @nathalice…
    • I have a plethora [pleth-er-uh] –noun (overabundance; excess: a plethora of advice and a paucity of assistance; your [Eliminate second person (you, your) in academic documents and avoid addressing the reader directly. Use third-person pronouns (he, she, it, they)] SAT word of the day) of things [Vague--"things" or "stuff" are wording gimmicks to avoid further description] that I can respond back to that last preposterous statement you [second person] made. Your [second person] coversating and debating skills lack intelligence, not to mention class. You’re [Contractions are inappropriate in academic writing--write it out] [second person] a bore that should recede back to logical thinking… [Check punctuation--An ellipsis (the three dots) means something is missing; it does not mean a pause. If you are not indicating here that words are missing from a quote, instead use a dash --] .and perhaps to English skills as well. [Redundant--remove "as well"; you already wrote "and"]
    The only recovery you [second person] have from other’s responses is either by insults and name-calling. I can go back and forth with you and not once curse at you. I guess my parents raised me differently.
    Have [If this is not in a title, avoid the imperative form (a command) in academic writing because it addresses the reader personally (the second person form)] a good one =D

    BITCH DONT’ FUCK WITH ME.!

  32. TIREDOFYALL

    @NATHALICE BITCH DON’T EVER TALK GRAMMAR TO ME ON AN INTERNET SITE.BITCH I’LL FUCK YOU UP..YOU DUMB ASS HOE!!!! TALKING SHIT LIKE YOU ALL GRAMMAR CORRECT AND SHIT.. AS YOU CAN SEE YOUR SHIT WAS FUCKED LIKE I SAID!

  33. tallulah

    Awwww, cute. TIREDOFYALL thinks that misspelled capslock ranting somehow makes her/him better than everyone else. That’s actually kinda sweet, y’know? This is going to be her lasting impact on the world. This is her peak moment. And we’re all here to witness it.

    Good luck with the healthcare administration, petal. I think you’re going to need it. Promise me you’ll learn how to cache this page, so you can read the whole conversation in the future and reminisce about that day when you were the centre of attention. Print it out to show your kiddies. they’ll be so proud of their mama!

    (Oh, and to everyone else: does America really offer healthcare admin as a major? That doesn’t seem like the kind of position you’d have to go to university for. My mother works in healthcare admin and never needed to go to college.)

    • molly

      I know in Canada it’s a 1 year college course LOL. You only need a B- in 12th Grade English to get accepted, too …

    • TIREDOFYALL

      @ HOLLIE BABY YOUR MOMMY LIED TO YOU…LOL…BSHA..DO YOU REALLY THINK US DIRECTORS OF ORGANIZATIONS DON’T HAVE TO GO THE SCHOOL… YALL REALLY SHOWING HOW STOOPID YOU ARE!!! LITERALLY

      • hollie

        So now you’re a “director of an organization”? Do you really think anyone believes that?

      • molly

        Well I know for a fact that “directors of organizations” (medical office coordinator) only requires 1-2 years of college-level education.. You get a diploma. Not a “BSHA” .. What’s that supposed to be, Bachelor of Science in Health care Admin? Nice try champ.

      • TIREDOFYALL

        TWHY NOT ..IS THAT TOO MUCH FOR YOU TO CAPTURE… THAT’S BEYOND YOUR BELIEF..I KNOW GIRL..I KNOW..

      • TIREDOFYALL

        YALL REALL DUMB..FOR REAL ..IT WAS FUN .NOT IT’S SAD…LOL

      • hollie

        Maybe you should properly spell the word stupid if you are trying to call someone stupid. Just a suggestion.

    • Michelle

      It’s not actually college it is a school that she called 1888 dumbass to get into. Like I said before no one will remember her tomorrow so her ranting is pointless. I have been far more amused by the responses. I simply stopped reading the TOA replies because they were repetitive and ridiculous.

      Happy holidays everyone!

  34. TIREDOFYALL

    MOLLY, WHAT SCHOOL? I LOVE TO RESEARCH BITCH..LET’S DO IT.. WHAT SCHOOL OFFERS A 1 YEAR PROGRAM FOR HEALTHCARE ADMINISTRATION. GIVE ME THE SCHOOL NAME IN CANADA OR SHUT THE FUCK UP.. MOLLY

  35. Nathalie

    LOL @ Stoopid.

    • TIREDOFYALL

      NOW YOU SHOULD BE UP THERE LEARNING FROM THAT GRAMMAR CHECK I GAVE YOUR PARAGRAPH….YOU SHOULD BE STUDYING SO THE NEXT TIME YOU WRITE A PARAGRAPH SCHOOLING SOMEONE ON GRAMMAR YOUR OWN SHIT WON’T BE FULL OF GRAMMAR FUCK UPS….THIS IS TOO EASY.

      • Nathalie

        I would give you all the credit in the world if you, in fact, did correct it on your own. However, copying and pasting it into a program that you googled, doesn’t justify that you know your grammar and spelling.
        Stoooopid.

      • TIREDOFYALL

        BITCH DONT’ TRY IT..YOU STOOPID..THAT’S ALL THAT MATTERS..LIKE HOW YOU COPIED AND PASTED THAT BULLSHIT AND NOT EVEN FROM AN ACCREDITED SITE….LAUGHING AT YOUR DUMB ASS.!! I DON’T WANT CREDIT I JUST WANT YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT GRAMMAR WHEN YOUR NEED TO WORK ON YOUR OWN SHIT..I COULD CARE LESS .. AS I KNOW IT’S THE INTERNET..BUT YOU KEPT GOING ON ..SO BITCH I SERVED YOUR ASS!! BOTTOM LINE.

      • TIREDOFYALL

        EXCUSES EXCUSES….

  36. TIREDOFYALL

    YEA BITCH STOOOOPID… CUZ YOUR JUST THAT STOOOOOPID..YOU GOTTA PROLONG THE O, HOE…SO NOW DO YOU THINK YOUR PRESIDENTS’ DEGREE SAID PRESIDENTAL DEGREE? I MEAN LET ME REALLY GET REAL WITH YOU DUMB MUTHERFUCKERS. …

    • hollie

      Everyone back off! She’s about to “get real”. I don’t think I want to see that happen this close to Christmas.

  37. TIREDOFYALL

    @HOLLIE I KNOW BABY IT’S HARD TO BELIEVE SINCE YOUR MOMMY BEEN LYING TO YOU THIS WHOLE TIME…LOL

  38. TIREDOFYALL

    @HOLLIE ASK YOUR MAMMY TO GET REAL WITH YOU….SHE BEEN LYING TO YOU…! THEN DEAL WITH OTHER PEOPLE…!!!

    • hollie

      I just spoke with my mother and asked her to “get real” with me. You were right, she has been lying to me all along. Thanks for the sage wisdom. lol

  39. Nathalie

    You served my ass? Please…. you’ve been riding on my ass all day. ;-)

  40. que?

    Rihana es una puta.

  41. eek

    Damn what’s going on here. Lol @ ” e-thug.”

  42. Cock Dr

    *emerges from bomb shelter*
    Is it over? Is it done?

  43. Lissa

    Chris Brown is totally on here defending himself. Look at his twitter. This “college educated” twit, can construct a sentence in all caps and one million ellipses’, as well as Chris Brown can. How embarrassing. I mean really who cares enough to be online all damn day defending Chris Brown and his woman beating ways, and then attacks everyone that shit talks him. What a pathetic fool.

  44. Ann

    I wonder what the black community thinks about this.

    • hollie

      I’m black and I think I feel the way most other people do. What would make you ask something like that? Did you just assume all black people support Chris Brown?

      • Ann

        No, I meant about him tweeting his certificate. It seems like something he would be better off not bragging about. I really have no idea. Maybe he is just a talentless media whore who gets himself in the news by his past misdeeds.

    • hollie

      ohhh. lol, I couldn’t believe he was proud of that. If I were him I would be in hiding, not reminding the world of what I did.

  45. TIREDOFYALL

    OH CRAP…MY BOSS FOUND OUT AND NOW IM BEING MADE DEMOTED…OH NOES!!111

    • Cock Dr

      LOL

    • hollie

      At least you’ll have time to work on your GED.

    • Pangulin

      What happened ? Did your Mommy catch writing nasty things on the computer again? Thanks for the entertainment and the glimpse at the thoughts inside of Chris Brown’s brain.
      It has been a real treat watching a supposedly well-educated director of a health care organization (read: leader of a drug cartel) denigrate the intelligence of everyone here on this comments section of “The Superficial”.
      Of course, I don’t think that being a street punk drug dealer really qualifies as the director of a health care organization or the head of a drug cartel,either.
      Enjoy your 15 minutes!

  46. jaime

    he fucking tweeted it?! WHAT AN IDIOT! JESUS CHRIST! somebody kill him already! why the fuck would he REMIND people that he’s a wife beater?!!?!?!?!1111!111!11!!1?
    !11
    1

  47. Lt. Dangle

    CAN

    YOU

    IMBECILES

    JUST

    SHUT

    THE

    HELL

    UP ALREADY? SEE MY KANYE CAPS?

    LEARN TO RELAX, I SAVE MY ARGUMENTS FOR IMPORTANT SHIT.

    GO SMOKE A JOINT, OR HIT A BONG, PLEASE?

    THANK YOU. R-E-L-A-X!

    P.S. i HATE ALL COPS ;p

  48. wim

    don’t talk rubbish.
    HE IS BLACK IN AMERICA.

    …..isn’t this painful enough for the boy?

  49. Cardinal Ximenez

    Hmmm, I wonder if the course credits from Common Wealth Catholic Charities are transferable? Chris Brown… “What… they’s not accreditated, yoos mean the community college won’t take dem? Awww snap!”

  50. Jillia

    Oh my fucking god. Did this crap with TIRED really go on for 2 pages?! Stop feeding this fucking troll people. I love some of the snarky remarks, but seriously, if you’ve gone on and on feeding this mouth breather I’m sorry but you’re just as much of a waste of life.

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