Still Should’ve Gone to Jail

December 21st, 2010 // 327 Comments
Chris Brown Domestic Violence Diploma

Here’s Chris Brown‘s diploma for passing a 52 week domestic violence course which he felt the need to post to Twitter. Although, to his credit, at least he didn’t write, “I punched Rihanna in the face and all I got was a lousy piece of paper,” but this came close:

i have enough self respect and decency to be proud of accomplishing this DV class.. Boyz run from there mistakes.. Men learn from them!!!thx

Oh, good, Chris Brown has enough “self respect and decency” to openly pat himself on the back for passing a slap-on-the-wrist workshop after biting a woman’s neck while beating her to a pulp. And people say there’s a shortage of role models out there. What now, bitches?

Photo: Twitter

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  1. Facebook me

    Now, the proof is in the pudding, will he put to good use what he learned?

    BTW Chris, it’s not a Ph.D, so don’t get your dick too hard over it.

    Can’t you just find those online and download them yourself?

  2. Really? Does anyone other than BET think this guy is sincere??

  3. Michelle

    He has really grown. Like his use of the english language. It’s “their mistakes” not “there” you idiot.

    You can’t fix stupid no matter how many crappy certificates you get!

  4. hollie

    To quote Chris Rock “n*ggas always want credit for stuff they’re supposed to do”.

  5. jojo

    Chris, this is not a license to beat women Ok tough guy. We know who you are and this doesn’t change a thing. Still can’t believe not one brother laid a beating on you yet.Yet.

    • Drew

      I pity people are ignorant as you. Claiming you “know who he is”, and assuming people can’t change from terrible mistakes. I seriously hope you contract cancer.

      • Drew

        as ignorant*

      • Jon

        Way to take the moral high ground, lmfao. You are obviously from USA hahaha. At least you didn’t take your shotgun out.

      • jojo

        The guy beat and bit a woman while pounding her black and blue, I don’t need to know anymore. I pity you Drew. Maybe you look at this animal with respect and adulation. That only makes you an asshole.

      • bi chick

        Dear Drew, you make a condescending jackass remark and then wish cancer on someone? Really?? BTW cancer is not “contracted” like VD…

      • The Listener

        I think Drew is saying Chris is trying to change and people should give him a chance to show he’s learned to control his anger better. Don’t just write him off as a woman beater and leave it at that. People can change their behavior IF they work hard enough and really want to change.

        Hoping jojo develops cancer is just an emotional outburst from what Drew feels is unfair labeling of Chris Brown.

      • jojo

        No, Drew is the type that harbours real hate for women. He praises people like Brown and resents that he even had to apologize. His rage at a stranger should tell you any women or children in his life are most certainly going to get a fierce beating this holiday season.

      • ilikesake

        I agree with Drew. Fish et al act like Chris Brown beat up his mom or something. It would be different if he wasn’t doing SHIT to make up for it but come on. Its like people in this world can NEVER do right. After they’ve done something terrible, it’s a wrap.

  6. Have you ever find yourself beween a rock and a rough place?

    Chris? you have instincts that can only be cured by removing that area of the brain. (no joke, Ive done research) Congrats on your accomplishment, but stay vigilant.

  7. Jon

    What was his alternative? He acts like he had a choice? When was his choice to run like a boy? If he never showed up it would have been publicised. Would have had to go back to court etc etc. He doesn’t get an A+ for this effort, he gets a C. At best. Probably should be knocked down to an D because he’s bragging about it!

  8. Inmate 12236969

    ASSHOLE!

  9. Mr. Wiggles

    First off: Chris Brown is still a dick, not disputing that. But for your trying to make yourself look like a protector of women’s rights and all that, you’re ragging awfully hard on LeAnn Rimes’ homewrecking while leaving Eddie Cibrian’s homewrecking out of it. They’re both guilty of it. Your way of defending women in posts like this while at the same time bashing and objectifying them in others makes you look like a huge hypocrite.

    • Mary Exmass

      Oh shit, Fish, he makes a good point.

    • jojo

      Its called The Superficial idiot. What don’t you understand about that? You just be like Drew up above, so sexually frustrated you just need to beat a girl to a pulp.

      • Casey

        You can’t respond “it’s called The Superficial” EVERY TIME someone points out some flaw or inconsistencies in the posts. I actually agree with Mr. Wiggles, although I don’t CARE that LeAnn or Eddie cheated.

      • jojo

        Do you know what the meaning of Superficial is? If this is the only place you come to discuss the days events you might as well hook up with Drew and take your beating.

    • Mia

      maybe i missed something here because I honestly don’t understand your point. Putting on the same level a brutally beaten Rihanna and a woman who’s made fun of for cheating on her husband is ludicrous.
      The Superficial writer should be a hypocrite for not writing jokes about Eddie Cibrian’s infidelity? what’s this, the reversed equal opportunity class?
      in my opinion the whole site revolves around celebrities selling their dignity for publicity and not acting as they preach (and bikinis, of course!).
      Sometimes though there are stories like Chris Brown viciously attacking a defensless girl, and that’s when the game changes a bit. That’s when the jokes are not ONLY jokes. And that’s also one of the reasons why I like this site so much.
      Sorry if I made any grammar mistakes, English is not my first language :)

    • Pangulin

      Finally someone who gets it! Ed Cibrian is just as big a douche as LeAnn. The fact that he had children and she didn’t doesn’t change that at all! It is truly disgusting listening to all the pious idiots rag on her, while never saying a word about him!
      As for Chris Brown…..the only way he will truly learn his lesson,is to get the livin’ shit kicked outta his black ass! I know people like him. who have taken the anger management classes, completed them and lasted just about 6 months before beating the hell out of some poor woman. They can’t help themselves,it’s and addiction just like drugs and alcohol!

      • The Listener

        No doubt there are some who fall back on their old behavior, and there are some that change and don’t assault others again. Just like there are some alcoholics and drug addicts that fall back on their old behavior, and some that change and never drink or take drugs again.

        Can anyone predict with absolute certainty which category Chris Brown is going to fall into? Absolutely not! We’ll just have to wait and see.

  10. grumpyamerican

    deacon jones is worse than him!
    he beats people because they’re african american, or women, or jews, or gays, whatever his racist ass feels like pounding!
    mutherfucker

  11. Cock Dr

    Meh. It’s over.
    Yes, it would have been nice to see him spend a week or 3 in the slammer.

  12. Danklin

    Yay for taking a class to learn not to do what you should have never fucking done in the first place. Praise the lord!

  13. Nathalie

    “Boyz run from there mistakes.. Men learn from them!!!”

    And pussies hide from their consequences.
    Booo to no jail time.

  14. TIREDOFYALL

    I AM SO SICK OF YOU BLOGGERS AND IGNORANT ASS PEOPLE..BETTER THAN THOU.NEVER MADE A MISTAKE AND ALL THAT..NO MATTER WHAT THE MISTAKE IT STILL WAS..NO SIN IS GREATER THAN THE OTHER… OKAY.. I DO NOT LIKE WHAT CHRIS DID AT ALL..BUT YOU PEOPLE ACT LIKE HE SHOULD BE KILLED OR SOME..WE DON’T KNOW WHAT MIGHT HAVE HAPPENED BUT HE DID HIS TIME (BY THE LAW) AND WE SHOULD BE FORGIVING AND MOVE ON…I WONDER HOW YALL WOULD REACT IF YOU NEVER HAD BEEN FORGIVING? BY GOD AND BY WHOEVER ELSE..CUZ ALL OF US HAS MADE MISTAKES.

    • JesseJimmy

      Umm “NO SIN IS GREATER THAN THE OTHER”? Assuming you really mean what you wrote (which is questionable given your apparent illiteracy), that’s some horseshit there. I’m pretty sure beating the crap out of Rihanna is a bigger sin than, say, rolling through a stop sign. And I’m pretty sure Hitler was a bigger sinner than Chris Brown. Although, to be fair, Hitler wasn’t given the chance to get a Certificate of Completion to tweet about.

    • Mia

      …..Uhm, Kanye? IS THAT YOU?

    • Dan

      You are totally missing the point. It is not about making mistakes – you are right, we have all done that.

      What is at issue is taking responsibility for your mistakes. Many don’t think Chris Brown is taking responsibility… including me.

      And he is a total douche bag. Probably with a little penis. No one with a large phallus would have to do what Chris Brown does.

      • Inmate 12236969

        I need to ask do you still beat your wife?

      • ilikesake

        Why do you think he’s not taking responsibilty? He’s done everything the judge told him to do..volunteer work, the antiviolence course or whatever the hell that papers for..Because he didn’t go to jail that means he didn’t take responsibility?? Mel Gibson slapped the shit outta his wife and denied it. THAT’S not taking responsibility..

    • McFeely Smackup

      People do all make mistakes. But most of us manage to never punch a chick in the face because she took our cell phone.

      Funny how your god specializes in forgiving people who do horrible shit to people, instead of protecting people from having horrible shit done to them. He seems like a dick.

  15. TIREDOFYALL

    AND DAMN NO JAIL TIME CUZ THEY DON’T THAT SHIT NOWHERE UNLESS YOU ARE A REPEAT OFFENDER OKAY….!!!!!!!

  16. When1800

    Now he knows go for throat shots and kidney kicks!! 60% of the time it works everytime!

  17. Men also use spell checkers, but don’t tell him that.

  18. TIREDOFYALL

    @JESSE..NO I’M AT MY OFFICE NOW LOOKING AT MY BACHELORS’ DEGREE… AND I STILL FEEL LIKE HE HAS DONE WHAT HE WAS SENTENCED TO DO..AND LIKE I SAID JESSE..I’M SURE YOU’VE MADE A MISTAKE SO STOP ACTING LIKE YOU HAVEN’T OF COURSE CHRIS SHOULDN’T HAVE DONE THAT…THEY BROKE UP HE DID WHAT HE HAD TO DO…..I DON’T LIKE PEOPLE WHO CAN’T LET THINGS GO..LIKE THEY HAVE NEVER HAD ISSUES OR MADE MISTAKES..LET BE REAL..WE ALL HAVE.. ! i AM NOT A BIG CHRIS FAN..NEVER HAVE BEEN..I JUST FEEL LIKE DAMN LET THE BOY GET ON WITH HIS LIFE… EVERYONE DESERVES A SECOND CHANCE… AREN’T YOU GLAD GOD FELT THE SAME WAY?

    • Bachelors degree and yet you feel it necessary to use all caps all the time…
      Are you a moron or just insecure?

      • Cock Dr

        Read their last line. You should be able to figure it out.

      • bi chick

        Not just all caps, but abuse of ellipses…you know…three dots in a row…also full of spelling and grammar errors. Did you get your degree online?

        “I love learning things in my pajamas…” (proper use of ellipses there, BTW)

    • Yeah, if you beat up on a woman she’ll break up with you – OMG, the consequences, they r so heavy!

      I swear, if you fell into a lake they’d be skimming stupid off it for a week. Whether God forgives Chris Brown his “mistake” doesn’t concern me, whether Brown actually learned something other than “paper covers fist” does. I’m not God – nor, may I remind you, are you – so you can stop speaking for Him about three comments ago. Because until you find out for sure whether He even exists, His input here isn’t relevant because temporal and spiritual judgment are two different things. God may even have forgiven every murderer on Death Row for their “mistakes” by now, too – that still doesn’t mean Scoitt Peterson should be running around loose. Or is his “mistake” of leaving a dead wife and child in his wake one of those things we should all ” just let go” so he can get on with the second chance that you know God feels he deserves?

    • Pangulin

      Must have gotten that degree from the Oprah Winfrey School for Girls considering the fact that you don’t even have enough sense to take the “caps lock” off on your keyboard. BTW, “shouting” your remarks does not make them any more valid, just makes them stupid in larger letters! You and “ilikesake” should quite drinking whatever it is you are imbibing and return to reality. Chris Brown took the “celebrity easy out” for his actions. I have known two wife beaters and they both did jail time before they took the court mandated anger management course and they served 3 years probabtion, two of which ran concurrent with their enrollment in the course.
      Bottom line:Chris Brown should have gone to jail,period!

  19. Well at least he went to get therapy and hopefully has changed his ways. Sheesh, you’d think he was out every night finding ways of beating women. He’s an asshole for doing what he did. The thing is, everyone fucks up and some people fuck up LARGE. The things that distinguish dumbasses and complete fuck up’s is if the person learns from their mistakes and doesn’t do the same thing again.

    So, Chris Brown shouldn’t ever date a woman again because he beat Rihanna or has anger management issues? Bullshit. Women who date him should know his past so it’s up to women to make that determination for themselves, not for Chris Brown or the law to isolate him from women. Besides, if he has truly learned his lesson then he won’t be a threat to any women again.

    Robert Downey Jr was addicted to cocaine and booze for years. He went to rehab multiple times and to jail. Hollywood and the public at large have given him several chances to redeem himself and he finally seems to have gotten onto the straight and narrow. Shouldn’t Chris Brown be given the same opportunity?

    • Thing is, Downey hurt only himself by his actions – Chris Brown, not so much. The thing about Brown that pissed me off was that he immediately got his mother and his pastor on board the Repair the Career Express, and had every black actor and celebrity he could find putting an “it’s no big deal” and “they’re young, these things happen” spin on things. So after all that denial, to see this “see, it’s all better!” bandaid being flashed just rubs me the wrong way. Not impressed.

      • Mortimer Duke

        No one goes this hard at Charlie Sheen. Everyone gives him a pass and he actually shot someone!

      • I think Charlie Sheen’s a fucking douchebag who won’t see 50 – nor will I care when he finally checks out. I’ll feel sorry for his kids, along with whatever poor women he either beats to death or OD’s with, but that’s the extent of it. I don’t feel sorry for that piece of dogshit Phil Spector, either.

        Robert Downey, Jr, however – every day I’m damn glad he got his shit together because he didn’t hurt anyone, fucking worked hard to get back to where he is now, and didn’t put his jail release out on twitter.

      • Mortimer Duke

        Fair Point. I am happy for Downey. Although there is always that race thing that makes people go after the black guy who fucked up more.

  20. McFeely Smackup

    I know Chris is just going through the political correctness obstacle course, saying what everyone expects him to say at the appropriate time so he can get on with his life, but look at what he’s actually saying.

    He’s proud of completing this domestic violence class, he’s learned from his mistakes. Apparently he had to be TAUGHT that punching chicks in the face is wrong, and he’s learned that now.

    Let’s be honest, anyone who has to be sent to a class to teach them not to beat the shit out of people who touch your stuff, aren’t going to learn anything from a class anyway. All you can hope for is they get the threat that next time they’re going to jail.

    • I wonder what it would have been like to sit in on Chris Brown’s don’t-punch-a-ho class.

      INSTRUCTOR: “Okay students, for the third time… if a woman takes your phone, you should react by…?”
      CHRIS BROWN: “Oh, man, I would totally punch her in the face! Maybe bite her, or something. Shit, yo, that’s my phone!”
      INSTRUCTOR: *sigh*
      CHRIS BROWN: “Uh, I mean… use my words?”

  21. RoboZombie

    He needs a good ass whippin’ the f*ckin’ douche!

  22. eek

    I’m sick of hearing about him. I’m also sick of u talking shit about him when that skank rhiana also threw a punch. Domestic violence is never ok but no one talks shit about her.

  23. TIREDOFYALL

    @DANTE..I TOTALLY AGREE..THAT’S ALL I WAS SAYING..

    @GRAVYLEG…WHEN USE CAPITAL LETTER DEFINES A PERSON AS AN MORAN LET ME KNOW….WITH FACTS. OH..I JUST LIKE USING CAPS..I WILL SHARE THAT WITH YOU..GOOD DAY..

    • Using “AN MORAN” instead of “A MORON” qualifies you as A MORON.
      Consider yourself notified.

    • Uh boy … I’m glad you agree with me there but … errrr …

      to the rest of you … I’m NOT AN MORAN errrrrrrr A MORON by association!!!

      I’m my own unique form of Moron thank you … hehehehe

    • TOO BAD YOU NEVER PICKED UP ON THE “FACT” THAT USING CAPS IS THE NET EQUIVALENT OF YELLING. So yeah, your consistant use of it does define you as “an moran”. Doesn’t make you special, just makes it easier for us to spot the stupid. CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?

  24. Oh, and totally love you bringing God into the equation… Nice touch.

    You have that moral smugness that is born of people who really think they are entitled to act without consequence. You make comparatives to people who “make mistakes” in order to play down the enormity of his actions. I can say WITHOUT QUESTION (caps just for you) that the people judging this douche bag are doing so because they DON”T BEAT WOMEN. Nice of you to think it is no big deal though…

    “Get on with his life”?? When was it interrupted? He has had NO repercussions of consequence for his actions. The system let him off the hook with a wrist slap. BET practically blew him.

    Trust us TIREDOFYALL…. We, being society at large, are more tired of you and your ilk…. So go fornicate yourself with an iron rod…..

  25. TIREDOFYALL

    @BI CHICK..BUT THE THING IS I HAVE IT AND I HAVE A GREAT JOB..AND I’M ONLINE NOT SUBMITTING A REPORT… IT’S FUN ON HERE… YOU KNOW..THE ISSUE IS CHRIS BROWN…THE TRUTH HURTS..I GUESS…BECAUSE PEOPLE FIND OTHER THINGS TO TALK ABOUT… !! LIKE USING DOTS…LOL

    • hollie

      Look “MORAN”, you clearly don’t have a good job because you are an idiot. The series “dots” to which you refer is known as an ellipsis. Please go to college because you still don’t know that or that there is a difference between “you’re” and “your”.

  26. TIREDOFYALL

    @GRAVYLEG YOUR AN DUMMY FOR REAL… BECAUSE I AM ONE PERSON WHO WENT THRU SOMETHING DARK AND TERRIBLE AND i FORGAVE THAT PERSON..AND I’M BETTER BECAUSE OF IT… YOU TOOK THIS THING WAY OUT OF CONTENT BECAUSE HIS ACTIONS SPOKE FOR THEMSELVES OF COURSE HE WAS WRONG…BUT WE ALL HAVE BEEN WRONG..YOU KEEP MISSING THAT PART…SO YOU HAVE DONE NOTHING WRONG… ? EVEN THE THINGS NOONE COULD SEE….? I’M DONE WITH THIS BECAUSE I KNOW WHAT IT MEANS TO FORGIVE PEOPLE…YOU HAVE A LOT OF ANGRY …DEAL WITH THAT..FIRST.. !

  27. FYI – It is “You’re” not “Your”.

    See? That is called a contraction.
    It is when you take two words and shorten them into a “contracted” form.

    Here is an example…

    YOU’RE sure one stupid motherfucker, TIREOFYALL….

    See how that works?

  28. Okay, as a follow-up to my posting. I feel that Chris Brown was wrong and should have served time. I also believe that people who do stupid or unlawful things should be given a second chance depending on what they’ve done. Hitler? NO second Chance. Charles Manson? NO Second Chance. Paul Bernardo? NO FREAKING WAY. Some crimes are inexcusible. Pedophilia? Chop them dicks off. Rape? Ditto.

    Beating a woman to a pulp? Brown should have been sent to a woman’s prison and been turned into a piniada. However, I also believe in second chances in some cases. I’m not going to sit here and say that Brown deserved to be blacklisted for the rest of his life becuase of this one incident. If women want to do it and not date him because of what he did that’s very understandable, but I’m not going to say that I think he is chronic or a woman beater.

    He beat one woman … you know what the more I type the more I realize i’m being Hypocritical. Women should not be beaten or pushed or abused either physically or mentally. Period. I’ve always been taught by my parents and my sister and all my female relatives and friends to respect women and I do. I can’t respect Chris Brown for what he perpetrated. As liberal and understanding as I try to be, I can’t accept what he did. It’s not my place to forgive as he didn’t perp against me, but I won’t ever forget his actions.

  29. I believe in second chances too, but only for people who didn’t waste their first one.

    As to abuse, personally I have this crazy idea that nobody should be physically abused, male or female. I don’t give the pretty little princesses special treatment there, and I don’t think the law should either. If we can’t say it’s just as bad to punch a man in the face as it is to punch a woman, then something is seriously wrong.

    • Completely agree, assault is assault is assault. It really pisses me off when I see a woman smack a guy on TV because it perpetuates that idea that because most women can’t physically do as much damage as a man can do with an open hand or a closed fist, that somehow it’s acceptable. There are women out there who are seriously abusive and have been able to fly under the radar for years because of stereotypes like that.

  30. TIREDOFYALL

    LIKE I THOUGHT YOU HAVE DONE WRONG BEFORE..GOOD DAY! FIFTH GRADERS DON’T MAKE THIS TYPE OF MONEY..

    • jojo

      Chris Brown has left the building everybody. He is going to record his new album. “TIREDOFYALL”

    • Does your “type” of money have little choo-choos on it? And does it come in all sorts of pretty colors like blue and orange? Lemme call the local hospital, they’ve been looking for that missing Monopoly game all week.

      Oh, yeah – DO NOT PASS “GO”.

    • Pangulin

      No, fifth graders don’t earn the amount of money you do, not since the government forbade them from working in the “sweathouses”. However,I am quite sure that they earn the same type of money that you earn, unless they reside in a different country. Please note: “make” denotes the manufacturing of something and “type” is not synonymous with “amount”. These and the other errors which you have made in your postings reveal the truth about your (Note spelling) educational accomplishments and the fact that you’re (Note spelling) not the educated person, you claim to be. Now, will you,please,be a good little person and go tell your Mommy that you are in need of further education in grammar and writing.

  31. Robert Acquafresca

    Just like the one Lohan will get for completing a drug rehab course and David Duchovny got for completing sex addiction classes.

    Hell they probably gave one to Patrick Swayze when he completed his chemotherapy program.

    You cant change what you are Chris by posting that crap on Twitter. Asshole.

  32. Nathalie

    For those who believe that Chris has paid his dues…well, I would consider agreeing with you shall he at least been somewhat more remorseful rather than partying it up within 2 weeks be beat the crap out of Rihanna.
    Seeing as we wept in court to avoid jail time signifies what a shmuck he really is. A repeat offender to be placed in jail for domestic violence? No. All it takes is one time, especially when there’s markings on the skin.

  33. Your Mum

    JesseJimmy, Gravyleg and Bi chick for the WIN!

    Christ, I hate stupid people.

  34. TIREDOFYALL

    FUCK ALL YALL STUPID ASS MUTHERFUCKERS…I WAS TRYING TO BE NICE BUT I HATE PEOPLE WHO TALK BOSS SHIT BEHIND A SCREEN….SCARY ASS BITCHES..CUZ REALLY RIGHT ABOUT NOW..IF GIVEN A CHANCE I WOULD CHRIS BROWN ALL YALL ASS. BITCH AIN’T NO WINS OVER NO INTERNET..THAT’S WHAT THEY MADE IF FOR..FOR YOU SCARY ASS FOLKS TO TALK ALL YOUR RACIST AND BIG BAD SHIT…YOU KNOW YALL DON’T DO THAT FACE TO FACE SHIT. NOW REALLY FUCK YOU ALL AND THIS AIN’T NO FUCKING CHRIS BROWN BITCHES..THIS IS A WOMAN WHO KNOWS HOW TO FUCKING FORGIVE AND LET PEOPLE REDEEM THEMSELVES… I DON’T WALK AROUND WITH HATE IN MY HEART..LIKE YOU MISERABLE ASS HATING ASS FOLKS ON HERE… SO WHAT NOW YOU WANNA GET ROWDY STANK BITCHES LET DO IT!!!! I’M SALARY HOES I GOT PLENTY TIME AND BITCH YOU YOUR MUM IS STUPID HOE FOR NOT TEACHING YOU TO FORGIVE PEOPLE..FORGET IS AN OPTION BUT FORGIVENESS IS A MUST..DUMB BITCHES TALKING BOUT PRISON… WHAT’S THAT GONNA DO MAKE PEOPLE MORE ANGRY WHEN THEY GET OUT…. WHAT REAL HELP WAS CHRIS GONNA GET..AND YOU CALL ME DUMB!

    • Hey, God just told us He forgives us, but that you’re making Him look bad by being abusive while pretending to have forgiveness in your heart, so actually you’re the one who’s going to have all the “face-to-face” explaining to do.

      Oh yeah, and He’s tired of ALL CAPS and you should quit it or you’re really going to Hell for that alone. No second chances.

    • Michelle

      Yeah, you should just stop replying because you are not helping your blood pressure or your case.

      If you don’t want to see, read or hear the responses then don’t log on. Simple choice. This is a light hearted site and you are yelling at everyone. What you say on here doesn’t make a difference and tomorrow no one will remember you were here.

      Move on.

    • molly

      You have more anger than anybody else here, clearly..

      “FOR YOU SCARY ASS FOLKS TO TALK ALL YOUR RACIST AND BIG BAD SHIT”

      when did anybody say anything racist? as for “big bad shit”, you’re the only one cursing and talking about fighting people over the internet.

      you’re a sad person. I pity you.

    • Pangulin

      Oh wow, someone has gotten their poopy pants face on!
      Chris Brown, you’re failure of the anger management class is obvious by your postings to The Superficial comments section.
      Nice to see you REALLY learned your lesson and changed! LOL

  35. TIREDOFYALL

    @BITCHASS GRAVEY….YOU AIN’T DID SHIT BUT AVOID THE QUESTION OF HAVE YOU DONE SO WRONG BEFORE..BITCH FUCK GRAMMAR…WE ON THE INTERNET …. WHAT THE FUCK DOES GRAMMAR HAVE TO DO WITH IT…I PASSED ALL THAT SHIT TO GET WHERE I’M AT ASSHOLE… WHY THE FUCK HAVEN’T YOU ANSWERED THE FUCKING QUESTION….

    HAVE YOU DONE ANYTHING YOU WRONG..YOU FUCKING CUNT! IF IT’S MISSPELLED BITCH SO WHAT! THAT’S THE BEST YOU GOT IS GRAMMAR.

    • No, WE are on the internet. No one knows where the fuck you “got where you’re at,” but the rest of us that actually “passed all that shit” like grammar ended up in the real world.
      Perhaps you’ve heard vague and distant rumors of it? Pity the thorazine wears off so fast, huh?

  36. alex

    @ Michelle. You realize that “like his use of the english language.” is not a complete sentence, correct?
    I don’t care about chris brown, its just funny when the grammar police err in their own criticisms.

  37. TIREDOFYALL

    @YOUR MUM..WHORE KEEP CHRIST OUT YO MOUTH..AS YOU CAN’T FORGIVE …BITCH..LIKE HE DID YOUR DOGGISH ASS….!!!!

    • Cock Dr

      Ah, the true character is revealed.
      That’s it honey. Spit it all up. All that nasty spiteful bile inside you must hurt, hurt, hurt.
      Does your man beat you often?
      Well, when his arm gets tired I’m sure someone else will take his place.

      • TIREDOFYALL

        BIHOE PLEASE…BILE INSIDE OF ME..AND YALL UP HERE TALKING BOUT DON’T FORGIVE AND HATE PEOPLE AND SHIT…YOUR A FUCKING JOKE!!!

  38. Nathalie

    E-thug alert….beware.

  39. TIREDOFYALL

    @NATHALIE…YOU RIGHT BITCH

  40. TIREDOFYALL

    I WAS THUGGED ON HOE SO NOW I’M RETURNING IT..FUCK YOU TOO.

  41. TIREDOFYALL

    @JUSTIFIABLE..DON’T YOU SAY SHIT BOUT GOD…YOU DONT’ HAVE THE RIGHT….YOU FUCKING SLUT. AND BITCH AIN’T NOBODY ASKED FOR MY FORGIVENESS YOU DUMB ASS….ALSO I TRIED TO BE NICE..BUT YOU FUCKING CRAZY ASS BITCHES ON HERE WANT TO GO STUPID.THEN I CAN DO THAT TOO…. FUCK THAT NICE SHIT NOW. AND I HAVE NO PROBLEM WITH FACE TO FACE THAT’S WHY I WAS TRYING TO STAY NICE BUT NOW I’M PISSED SO FUCK IT IT’S WHATEVER..YALL PLAYING BAD….CUZ THAT’S ALL YALL DOING IS PLAYING..CUZ YOU HAVE NO BALLS IN YOUR REAL LIFE. AND FUCK ERRORS BY THE WAY!

    • Chris? Chris Brown?

      No? Well, then, a True Disciple of Christ, to be sure. What did I do to “cross” you – was it telling you that you weren’t God, or pointing out that Caesar’s justice vs. spiritual salvation was a whole ‘nother matter? It’s times like this that I actually hope there’s a God, because seeing pumped-up hypocrites like you who purport to speak for Him and then immediately fall comically short of the mark get what’s coming to them in the next life would be exceptionally sweet.

      • TIREDOFYALL

        FUCK ALL THAT NOW..AND BITCH I AIN’T CHRIS…I DON’T GIVE TWO FUCKS ABOUT CHRIS LIKE I SAID NEVER BEEN A FAN..I JUST BELIEVE IN FORGIVENESS AND GIVING PEOPLE A SECOND CHANCE …..BITCH DONT’ BRING GOD’S EXISTENCE IN TO QUESTION AND THEN WORRY ABOUT ME BEING A TRUE CHRISTIAN ARE YOU INSANE YOU DON’T EVEN BELIEVE SO NO WONDER YOU HAVE NO PROBLEM HATING AND NOT OFFER FORGIVENESS… AND GUESS I FALL SHORT BUT HE ALREADY KNOWS THAT… SO YOU TALKING BOUT WHAT AGAIN?

      • Oh sweetie, SOMEONE should worry about your being a good Christian, since you obviously aren’t inclined to take on the job. Knowing you’re falling far short and actuallly doing something to make up the distance are two different things – don’t expect to get credit for the second by just acknowledging the first and then slack off by claiming you’re forgiven.

      • Kris

        Oh, Justifiable. How is TIRED going to understand your posts when you use so many big words. “Caesar’s justice?” You’re really going to confuse her now. She’s going to be wondering for days what salad has to do with this whole discussion.

      • Kris, LOL! Just so long as she doesn’t expect me to toss hers, she can stay confused.

  42. TIREDOFYALL

    @JUSTIFIBALE..BABY GOD KNOWS MY HEART..I WAS DONE THE UNTHINKABLE TO…BABY I FORGAVE AND COULD NEVER BE HAPPIER..I KNOW WHAT IT’S LIKE TO HARBOR HATE..BITCH THAT’S ALL I WAS SAYING.. IN THE FIRST PLACE…I FORGAVE THAT PERSON… AND I GAINED THE MOST FROM IT…

    • I think if you’re still calling people “dumb bitches” and “ho(e)s” and accusing them of sucking cock then you still have a fuck of a lot to learn about not harboring hate. Don’t brag about what you haven’t accomplished – and that goes for more than passing grammar class, cupcake.

      Oh, BTW, Christ’s message is not, “Y’all attacked me, so fuck y’all.”

      Then again, He wasn’t no internet badass, now, was He?

      • TIREDOFYALL

        AND AGAIN FUCK YOU BITCH DICK SUCKING WHORE.. NOW WHAT NOW THAT I’M ON YOUR FUCKING LEVELS YOU WANNA MAKE NICE NAH FUCK YOU..AND WHEN YALL WAS BAD ASSES CALL ING ME NAMES..IT MADE IT BETTER BECAUSE YOU DIDNT’ CURSE..NO IT DOESN’T WAKE THE FUCK UP.. HOW MANY TIMES CAN I SAY FUCK GRAMMAR…EVIDENTLY YOU HAVE SHIT ELSE TO TALK ABOUT.. RIGHT?

    • Gained the most what? Pounds? Did you gain 100 or 200?
      I’d guess you at somewhere around 375. Right?
      Fat, angry, Devry graduate… Seems about right.

      Maybe that explains the use of CAPS. Your pudgy fingers having trouble with the keys?

      God knows your heart? I hope to hell he has a moron to English dictionary so he can translate it.

  43. TIREDOFYALL

    @COCK..WHAT THE FUCK KINDA NAME IS THAT YOU EITHER LIKE SUCKING THEM OR TAKING THEM UP THE ASS..NEWAY..BITCH..MY MAN DON’T BEAT ME..NEVER HAS HOE…. JUST BECAUSE YOU DUMB BITCHES ON HERE..ARE FILLED WITH HATE…AND ANGER FROM WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO YOU IS THE ISSUE..YOU CAN’T FORGIVE ..YOU GOT THE FUCKING PROBLEM NOT ME. YALL ATTACKED ME…SO FUCK ALL YALL …YES THIS TRUE CHARACTER FOR BITCHES WHO WANNA ACT BAD!

    • molly

      You’re a joke.
      You’re the angry one who harbors hate. Nobody else is freaking out and cursing.

      God called, he wants you to stop speaking on His behalf. He’s ashamed of you.

      • TIREDOFYALL

        AALSO BITCH I DON’T HATE ANYONE…DUMMY..THAT WAS MY POINT ..NOT THEIRS..SO MISS ME WITH THAT BULLSHIT.. YOUR FOLKS HARBOR HATE ..DID YOU FUCKING READ FIRST BEFORE POSTING…..AND GUESS WHAT I DON’T HATE ANY OF YOU….!!!!! ONE EVEN SAID WE SHOULD ALL HATE HIM….WHAT’S THAT CALLED?

    • Cock Dr

      Funny stuff. Comedy gold.
      Keep it coming. Fish will cut you off when he’s had enough.

    • I think if you’re still calling people “dumb bitches” and “ho(e)s” and accusing them of sucking cock then you still have a fuck of a lot to learn about not harboring hate. Don’t brag about what you haven’t accomplished – and that goes for more than passing grammar class, cupcake.

      Oh, BTW, Christ’s message is not, “Y’all attacked me, so fuck y’all.”

      Then again, He wasn’t no internet badass, now, was He?

  44. TIREDOFYALL

    @MOLLY BITCH ..MOLLY HOP YOUR ASS FROM TALKING TO ME..YOU WASN’T TELLING THEM TO BACK OFF OF ME WHEN THEY WERE ATTACKING ME BEFORE THE CURSING SO FUCK OFF.

  45. Umad

    MOLLY SOUNDS LIKA CRACKA ASS CRAKA NAME TO ME

    • Blessed are they that shall use the term “cracka ass cracka” because they shall be cracked.

      • TIREDOFYALL

        BICH YOU DONT EVEN BELIEVE..NOW WHEN SOMEBODY CHECKING YOUR ASS YOU WANNA TALK ABOUT BLESSED..BITCH IF YOU DONT’ BELEIVE DONT’ TALK TO THE LANGUAGE…!!!!!

      • Actually, you have no idea what I believe or don’t, but then again you do confuse yourself with God, dontcha? Somehow you got the idea that it’s your job to speak for Him and condemn and abuse everyone who doesn’t agree with you. Here’s a hint – that job is filled, and you were never in the running in the first place. Now take your meds like a good girl.

  46. TIREDOFYALL

    BITCH SECRETARY PLEASE…….DIDN’T I SAY A BACHELORS ..LET ME BE MORE SPECIFIC FOR YOU HOES…BACHELORS..HEALTHCARE ADMINISTRATION…BITCH I HIRE AND FIRE….FUCK YOU…. I GOT MINE..!!!

    • molly

      yo bitch fuckin hoes up in here talkin bout your fuckin schoolins fuck all yall bitches i work fuckin part time as a fuckin secretary u know dat hoes??!?? i fuckin take calls n shit what do u stank ass bitches do?! fuckin got my degree from devry in 3 months fuckin haters how long it take you to get yours?!? fuck all yall

      • TIREDOFYALL

        YOU SO FUCKING DUMB..IT’S FUNNY..WHAT THE FUCK WOULD YOU SAY THAT UNDER MOLLY…STOOOOPID…….!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MAYBE YOU SHOULD HAVE USED MY SCREEN NAME FOR A BETTER EFFECT!!!!

      • POP

        @TIREDOFYALL
        *stupid

        I forgive you for spelling this word incorrectly. Its not fair that people shout this word at you and don’t provide you with the correct spelling. I can see you wrote it how you pronounce it. It was a very nice attempt.

  47. TIREDOFYALL

    @JUSTIFIABLE YOU RIGHT….JUST NOT ME…BITCH I GOT THE OFFICE!

  48. TIREDOFYALL

    @JUSTIFIABLE YOU DUMB CROCK OF SHIT….DOCTORS CURSE MORE THAN ME ANY DAY IN THE CLINICS..IF YOU MADE MONEY YOU WOULD KNOW THAT.. LIKE US WE DO WHATEVER BITCH…

  49. TIREDOFYALL

    ALSO EVEN THOUGH I NOT A SECRETARY I HAVE NOTHING BUT LOVE FOR THEM IT DOESN’T MATTER WHAT YOU DO IN LIFE JUST DO IT WELL..I HAVE A WONDERFUL SECRETARY…. WHO DOES AN AMAZING JOB…

  50. TIREDOFYALL

    ALSO IT DON’T MATTER WHAT SCHOOL YOU WENT TO ….IT MATTERS THAT YOU MADE THE INIATITIVE TO GET UP AND DO SOMETHING WITH YOUR LIFE… THAT’S THE TYPE PERSON I AM… THESE BITCHES ON HERE ARE FUCKED UP IN THE BRAIN.

    • molly

      I bet your boss would be thrilled to know that this is what he’s paying you to do… Pretty sure you should be answering phone calls and filing papers.

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