Stevie From ‘Eastbound & Down’ Tried To Bang Lindsay Lohan In Real Life

October 17th, 2013 // 7 Comments
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I love Eastbound & Down. I think this season is fucking amazing, and one of the best examples of a show hitting its stride and fitting into a perfect groove. (Unlike you, Homeland.) That said, I hate Stevie. Can’t stand the character. I don’t know why, but just something about him feels cheap. However, apparently I love Steve Little because he was goddamn magic on Jimmy Kimmel Live! last night. (On top of voicing Peppermint Butler which I just now learned and is awesome.) Above is him describing his actual attempts to bang Lindsay Lohan while she was in North Carolina filming her cameo, and below is him getting tips on picking up women from Matthew McConaughey. Which you can tell only works if you’re Matthew McConaughey because it literally involves just telling chicks you’re taking a shower. That’s it.

 

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  1. EricLR

    EricLR’s Guide to Getting Lindsey Lohan* to Bang You

    Step 1: Have cocaine
    Step 2: Offer said cocaine in exchange for sex
    Step 3: Enjoy!

    * or any other Lohan, for that matter

  2. Forget Pep-But, man… Gunter’s the boss.

  3. Props on trying to nail Lindsay. I know I would’ve tried my luck too.

  4. Clearly he is not familiar with her history and has never heard of cocaine or vodka. Hell, I am sure even a grand would get the job done.

  5. ohh, funny shit.

    I bet these guys have some legendary motherfucking stories about going to parties together, I could only imagine the shit they’ve seen/done.

  6. sobrietyisacrutch

    Is it just me, or does Matthew look like he’s jerking off in the gif? That being said, I just recently started watching Eastbound. (God bless you Xfinity on demand!) What a fucking funny show! Danny McBride is the BOMB!

  7. The way the previous season of Eastbound and Down went, it’s absolutely retarded they would even consider making another season, and even retardeder to waste time watching it.

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