Steve-O yellows red carpet

March 7th, 2006 // 105 Comments
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Leave it to Steve-O to act as a silent spokesman for this year’s Academy Awards theme of “Return to Glamour” by dropping his pants and taking a leak on a pre-Oscar party red carpet. To be fair, it’s tough to walk down those carpets and not feel like urinating on them a little. I mean, they look exactly like a bullseye. Or maybe they don’t, and Steve-O is just a living endorsement for birth control.

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  1. LinguisticAnthro

    Who?

  2. That’s the thing with dogs, you can potty train them all you want, send them to obedience school all you want, but if you take them to the Oscars, they still piss all over the carpet.

  3. Ing

    Who the hell is this freak…thats right must be that idiot that hangs out with Paris & Nicole.. Yeah that is just so hilarious…what a friggin loser.

  4. anja

    I might be unoriginal, but…. who?????

  5. gogoboots

    I forgot who this fool is…isn’t he going out with Nicole?

  6. teleporter

    For those of you who don’t know who he is, he was on MTV’s Jackass. Among some of his finer accomplishments in life…pierced ass cheeks together with a stud, stapled a sack (yes, that sack) to his leg, he also has a giant tattoo of his own face on his back.

    Indeed a living endorsement for birth control.

  7. stevie511

    You guys don’t know Steve-O? From Jackass? This guy is drunk in EVERYTHING so this really doesn’t surprise me. I think it’s kinda funny. I can see Paris or Tara doing something like this.

  8. hotintempe

    Ok,its original…..but what a tacky, looser.

  9. Steve-O is a genius. Truly insane.

    I saw a DVD of his, and the special features included a 45 minute interview with him in a car as smoked a whole joint.

    It was the funniest thing ever.

  10. PBlo

    Can we get back to looking at photos of Linsay Lohan’s girlfriends?”

  11. Jayne

    the sad thing is that I respect him more than I’ll ever respect Tom Green.

    :(

  12. Kg

    Maybe it’s deeper than just peeing. Maybe the pee represents steve-o’s anger toward the entertainment industry, which is represented by a red carpet. Or maybe he’s just drunk. And had to go on the carpet.

  13. LinguisticAnthro

    Ugh, I hate the look on his face in the second picture. “Heh heh, LOOK AT MY PENIS! Heh heh heh!” *vomit*

  14. RTH

    “Hey!! Look at me! Look at me!! I’m relevant!!”

    Attention whore… realizing that life after the short-lived fame of Jackass is very empty.

  15. TDubb

    I don’t know what’s more disturbing. The fact that he thnks peeing on a red carpet in front of cameras is in some way funny or appealing- or the fact that there are already 2-3 posters here that have said “I think it’s kinda funny”. The world really has gone mad – and I actualyl liked the show Jackass. But there is a time and place. I guess this what you resort to when your childhood friend has actually made somewhat of a career out of the shit you did when you were teenagers and you were unable to. Talk about pathetic.

  16. What, no NSFW pictures? That’s a double standard if I ever saw one. I would love to see urine streaming from Steve-O’s urethral meatus!

  17. Anonymous

    In response to post #10: Since when does public urination (and at a high-profile event no less) and smoking weed constitute “genius”?

  18. staticbumblebee

    Wild Boyz was funny.. i respect the fact that he that he stands up for animal rights.

  19. Evangelia

    #17 i was thinking the same thing! double standard if i ever saw one. sexist superficial bastards.

  20. Wild Boyz was funny.. i respect the fact that he that he stands up for animal rights.

  21. Is he ever going to grow up?

  22. miadm2002

    Look’s to me that Steve-O needs to grow up in more ways than one!! What is that he’s holding, a little water sprout. Come on now, if it isn’t bigger than a thimble, keep it in your pants…..PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  23. SpearJamieLynn

    Thank GOSH someone has the balls to point out how irrelevant the Academy Awards are now. You go Steve. You go alllll over that rug.

  24. Quiggie

    #23 miadm2002,

    You hit that shit right on the money. He go LAD(little ass dick) syndrome. Nasty ass. I hate that show. He always got on speedos. THE NERVE!

  25. What the fuck?

    This is so disturbing :(
    I won’t be able to sleep for days now.

  26. tits_on_snack

    love it.

  27. hilary

    M.P.

  28. pinkraindrop6

    what a waste of a human life….

    does he really think he is cool by doing that? that’s just gross..

  29. BoardBetty

    Maybe it’s just me, but isn’t this kind of behavior a little on the illegal side. I can think of at least 2 or 3 tickets and perhaps a fun little ride in a squad car down to the police station that this behavior might merit. Perhaps, since he has shown this type of behavior before a pysch evaluation might be warranted and pehaps he needs to be classified as some sort of sexual deviant or predator. That is what they do to people who expose themselves in public, right?

    Clearly, we have come a long way from Pee Wee. At least he had the decency to take care of his business in a dark movie theatre.

  30. CheekyChops

    ICK! I need to go find my happy place now.

  31. Hoosfoos

    2 words: classless loser.

  32. ESQ

    Imagine what his date thought? OR if he was looking for a date that night…what he did was funny but classless and I do think it is time for Steve-O to grow up.

    He also has “your name” tattooed on his ass as well.

  33. ESQ

    What the hell was he doing there anyway? Was he in Brokeback Mountain and I missed his Oscar-winning performance?

  34. Pez_D_Spencer

    30 – Yeah, it is kind of surprising that in an area literally crawling with police and security, none of them “invited” him to become a guest of the county for the evening. I think the technical term for his style of genius is “misdemeanor”.

  35. Tha-Flash

    Bit of a dick. Saw him embarrassing himself on another show, he went on TV drunk and broke a table, it’s on net somewhere.

  36. When did the comment section of Superficial turn into the 4th grade hall monitor forum. “Isn’t that illegal?, I think that is a misdemeanor?”. It could have been worse, he could have spewed shit all over the red carpet. But then, people would have just thought he was a Joan Rivers impersonator.

  37. o-n

    Pfft, what a poser. He should have been shooting it at the papparazzi.

  38. BoardBetty

    #37 – oh come on! You’d probably be the FIRST person to call the cops if some random guy walked up to you, pulled out his wiener (which would not be covered with a cute little heart), peed on your shoe, and then stripped naked.

    On another note – I wonder if Steve-O consideres what he’s doing performance art or some socio-polictial commentary on the war in Iraq?

  39. Red + Yellow = Orange you glad you invited him?

  40. brewerpatriot

    Totally classless. What I want to know is why kimmie hasn’t mentioned that “he’s a beautiful person that’s allowed to do whatever he wants” by now.

  41. Kevin

    By “genius” people mean “fucking moron.”

  42. nichole

    What a douche.

  43. brainiac

    nice socks

  44. LaydeeBug

    Um, who is this douchebag?????? Anyone who pees in public like that and thinks they’re an anarchist….well, I’ve got a Jackboot that’ll JUST fit right in your rectum.

  45. LaydeeBug

    Hey ESQ, is the “your name” tattoo for real? God I always hated people who got tattoos of stuff they thought was clever, like a UPC symbol on the back of the neck or “made in Taiwan” or something incredibly lame like that. (No we won’t mention the lame-assed Japanese symbols on my leg—that was a long time ago, when I thought I was clever).

    Now, I know that I know nothing (see there I go trying to be clever again, I can’t be stopppeeed!)

  46. Mascara_Murderess

    #41 I agree, all that’s missing is Kimmie commenting about how hot he is…

  47. Viola

    Is this the same guy who took a dump in a display toilet at Lowe’s (or Home Depot) for some movie?

  48. Magus

    how come a retard like this guy doing stupid stuff like that gets to date a Victoria’s Secret supermodel ?

  49. prideofchucky

    Those “hearts” are pretty small…

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