Steve-O yellows red carpet


Leave it to Steve-O to act as a silent spokesman for this year’s Academy Awards theme of “Return to Glamour” by dropping his pants and taking a leak on a pre-Oscar party red carpet. To be fair, it’s tough to walk down those carpets and not feel like urinating on them a little. I mean, they look exactly like a bullseye. Or maybe they don’t, and Steve-O is just a living endorsement for birth control.