Steve-O calls out Kevin Federline (Aw hell no!)

February 19th, 2008 // 51 Comments

Steve-O has an album coming out which is no doubt a Grammy winner. He’s swinging for the fences and challenging Kevin Federline to a rap duel. OK! Magazine reports:

“I’m officially challenging K-Fed to a rap battle,” Steve-O tells OK! about the diss track calling out Brit’s baby-daddy on his upcoming album, Hard as a Rock. “It’ll be just like that scene from 8 Mile!”
“I know that K-Fed has his ‘acting’ career and all, but if he’s a real man, he’ll step up and battle me!”

Steve-O? Kevin Federline? 8 Mile?! Christ, I’ve never heard so many retarded things combined together in my life. That sounds like a sheer tornado of stupid. If those two do battle, I wouldn’t be surprised if our universe collapsed on itself. Aliens from far off galaxies will use their advanced space science to figure out what led to our destruction. Then Steve-X and K-U.P.S. of the planet Douchelon 5 will be shot in the space mouths thus saving their universe. True story.

NOTE: Apologies for Steve-O’s ass which may or not be NSFW. Usually that only applies to things people actually want to see.

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Comments (51)

  1. Racer X | February 19, 2008 at 3:26 pm

    When you have no talent you get naked.

    /got nothing

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  2. edamame | February 19, 2008 at 3:28 pm

    Look! He’s got a tatoo of Beth Chapman’s outline! Better watch out for Dog!

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  3. www.usaidwhat.wordpress.com | February 19, 2008 at 3:30 pm

    OH man I love Steve-O. Herpes and all.

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  4. edamame | February 19, 2008 at 3:31 pm

    Whoops…I meant TATTOO.

    His mother must be so proud of her baby boy.
    What a fucking moron.

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  5. The Office Whore | February 19, 2008 at 3:35 pm

    I hope they do the “I’m hot… and you’re not… but if you want to get with me I’ll give it one shot, TOP THAT!” rendition from Teen Witch.

    jeeeesuz, I just admitted I’ve seen that..

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  6. I Fucking Hate You | February 19, 2008 at 3:41 pm

    Steve-O is a retard.
    K-Fag is a retard.

    The main difference is that Steve-O realizes he’s a retard and does stupid shit to accentuate his retardedness for profit.

    K-Fed doesn’t have that much awareness, so he just knocks up hill-billies.

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  7. Courtesy Flush | February 19, 2008 at 3:42 pm

    Vomitous. Don’t ever post anything like this again. seriously.

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  8. FRIST!!! | February 19, 2008 at 3:45 pm

    That guy is such a moron, he ALMOST makes me want to quit drinking.

    ALMOST..

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  9. pointandlaugh | February 19, 2008 at 3:46 pm

    male nudity = ALWAYS funny

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  10. Rokjok | February 19, 2008 at 3:47 pm

    #5 GENIUS! I can hear that “rap” from Teen Witch and that may be too cool for these two guys. I asked myself if I was on a deserted island with K-Fed and Steve-O which one would I pick to re-populate the earth? I’d rather drown…

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  11. Igottabemeeee | February 19, 2008 at 3:49 pm

    I never noticed that before, but you’re right – male nakedness = funny. Kinda like the word “underpants.” That pic of a naked Danny Bonadouche only further proves your point.

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  12. Grunion | February 19, 2008 at 3:50 pm

    Look kids ! It’s the poster child for in-voluntary euthanasia !

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  13. deaconjones | February 19, 2008 at 3:51 pm

    I shit you guys not, I met Steve-o in Vegas 3 new year’s eves ago at some club
    The party ended up in his hotel room and these guys had a pile of blow that looked like a pound of flour. He then hung off the fucking balcony by hooking his legs around two posts on the railing, it was the craziest shit ive ever seen, i was convinced he was falling but that fucker made it back up

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  14. Pegasus | February 19, 2008 at 3:57 pm

    o dear lord help us

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  15. Not-so-important | February 19, 2008 at 3:57 pm

    I like the fact that I Fucking Hate You makes fun of their intelligence and spells hillbilly with a dash.

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  16. caljenna66 | February 19, 2008 at 4:00 pm

    @5 – HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
    Man, that movie was horrible, but yes, I confess, I saw it….more than once(!!!)…and not only did you admit you saw it, you actually quoted the song!!!

    priceless…

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  17. The Office Whore | February 19, 2008 at 4:04 pm

    *hangs head in shame*

    ……..you remember THIS one? Classic!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNc7EPGpaRQ

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  18. malicious | February 19, 2008 at 4:11 pm

    what fucking ridiculous tats, his body is a canvas that has been shat on

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  19. In the blewie | February 19, 2008 at 4:21 pm

    is that a happy face on his ass cheek? The one that was put there by thumbtacks? Ow.

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  20. caljenna66 | February 19, 2008 at 4:21 pm

    @17 – ROFL!!!
    Didn’t you just hate it when your high school locker room erupted into a song and dance routine you didn’t know? Or started one after you changed out of your Dolfin shorts so you couldn’t participate?

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  21. I Fucking Hate You | February 19, 2008 at 4:28 pm

    #15 – Yes, I’ve always had a tendency to throw around those crazy dashes inappropriately, kind of like you have the tendency to be an oozing cunt on occasion.
    And if there are any punctuation or spelling errors in this, please just ignore them and fuck off.

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  22. Auntie Kryst | February 19, 2008 at 4:53 pm

    Steve-O and K-Fed are both fucking tools. I just can’t quite capture their dumbassness. I need a little help here people: douches+wiggers+tools+morons=wooldourons? Any advice is appreciated.

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  23. Mike | February 19, 2008 at 4:55 pm

    @20, Jenna, Yeah, that just sucks. You still wear dolfin shorts?

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  24. Jennifer | February 19, 2008 at 4:58 pm

    He looky lovey rong time. I hear he profile on Jennifershootspingpongballsoutofhervag.com. I runder if he swallow?

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  25. FRIST!!! | February 19, 2008 at 4:59 pm

    Ok, I just had to IMDB that Teen Witch movie, cause all I could think of was Sabrina the Teenage Witch.

    Still don’t remember the movie, but I remember Teen Wolf, and that’s a funny fucking movie@!!!

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  26. thegrayway | February 19, 2008 at 5:02 pm

    nice ass zits.

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  27. pucky | February 19, 2008 at 5:08 pm

    WTF are those red dots all over his ass????

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  28. Auntie Kryst | February 19, 2008 at 5:19 pm

    @25 I didn’t remember it either Frist. I must have either been watching the other cable channel or fixing my BMX bike that afternoon when it was on USA.

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  29. hollllla | February 19, 2008 at 5:22 pm

    alright k-fed sucks but come-on steve-o is hilarious. at least he is joking about his rapping abilities, k-fed actually thinks he is a gangstaaaa rapper. needless to say i think that britney’s coked out, vagina-showing, starbucks rewards member, umbrella-weilding ass is more qualified to raise those kids than he is.

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  30. caljenna66 | February 19, 2008 at 5:22 pm

    @23 – I lived in them once, but like Chemin de Fer jeans and two-colored bikinis, they disappeared in the late 80′s in my neighborhood…

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  31. gosyco | February 19, 2008 at 5:26 pm

    Paul Reubens?!!?
    He has Paul Reubens across his back?!!?
    Exhibit A: more money than cents

    Is that a Jay Leno sig on the shoulder? I’m sure Jay’s proud….

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  32. brian t | February 19, 2008 at 5:38 pm

    That tattoo on his back is… himself. He also has Your Name on his ass. Cl-ass-y…

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  33. Nice Ass | February 19, 2008 at 5:49 pm

    I’d hit it!

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  34. FRIST!!! | February 19, 2008 at 5:50 pm

    #28 Auntie- I musta been somewhere else smoking pot, I mean doing my homework..

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  35. TOOL SHED | February 19, 2008 at 6:03 pm

    HEY, HE GOT ONE OF THOSE ANGELINA JOLIE TATTOOS ON HIS SHOULDER. I WONDER IF HE GOT IT DONE IN THE SAME HUT IN CAMBODIA

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  36. b2obo5t | February 19, 2008 at 7:18 pm

    He is playful. Not sure why so many girls still like him.. It’ said he recently joined a celebrity and millionaire dating site named “MarryMillionaire.com”. Many women winked at him there.

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  37. Betty | February 19, 2008 at 8:34 pm

    LOL LOOKS LIKE THEY PHOTOSHOPPED THE ASS PIMPLES OUT OF THE AD.

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  38. Ted from LA | February 19, 2008 at 8:38 pm

    He has a B tattooed on each side of his asshole. I guess that spells BOB. As I mentioned on the other thread, if this shitball showed up to date my daughter I’d shoot him before he reached the porch.

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  39. D. Richards (Pedo.) | February 19, 2008 at 8:50 pm

    I fucking hate Steve-o. The guy is a talentless — he’s not worth an explaination. He’s just an utter dufus.

    I wish him a Steve Irvin style death. But with more attack. More bite, more death.

    Also: I don’t know what’s more pathetic; Steve-o releasing music, or the fact that there’s people who will actually spend money to purchase the audio-feces, and listen to it. Hydrogen bombs never looked so good!

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  40. Hatey McWrathenstein | February 20, 2008 at 12:28 am

    “That sounds like a sheer tornado of stupid.”

    Fuck, that line almost made me snort coke OUT of my nose…

    …almost.

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  41. RichPort | February 20, 2008 at 10:19 am

    For the first time in my life, I’m rooting for Earl on this one.

    Run this idiot over with the Federarri!!!

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  42. Ashamed of My Race | February 20, 2008 at 10:54 am

    For a battle like this what is the class lighter than mini flyweight? Helium weight? Useless weight? 40 IQ and under?

    I see East & West Coast come together
    Ganstas of a feather
    Represent, save Rap today
    Blow the poseurs the fuck away.
    Word.

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  43. LadyJane | February 20, 2008 at 11:31 am

    Someone needs some ClearASSil.

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  44. amma | February 20, 2008 at 12:35 pm

    This guy is so ugly I think my eyes just melted. He reminds me of someone’s spastic little brother in a middle-aged body. “Look at me! Look at me!” Dude, you’re UGLY. Cover it up!!!!!!!

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  45. CuntSlasher | February 20, 2008 at 1:14 pm

    Stevo rules. Fuck all you lamers. Go have some fun.

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  46. Rebecca Sandidge | February 20, 2008 at 1:33 pm

    What in the hell are dolphin shorts?

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  47. Rebecca Sandidge | February 20, 2008 at 1:33 pm

    What in the hell are dolphin shorts?

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  48. Arguman | February 20, 2008 at 2:19 pm

    lol. steve-o pretends to care about animals. i’m sure he doesn’t eat any meat anymore and saves endangered animals every day.

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  49. Io | February 21, 2008 at 3:49 am

    Gross, just gross. he’s bad enough, but all those nasty zits on his ass just magnify his grossness.

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  50. Mel | February 26, 2008 at 7:59 am

    I love Steve O, I think hes bloody GOLD!!!! I would love to party with this bloke, at least he knows how to have a good time

    He doesnt hurt anyone except for himself, so all you Steve O haters can bite me

    I’d fuck him

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