Steve-O in mental ward, charged with felony

Steve-O was reportedly admitted to Cedars-Sinai Hospital last Sunday. He’s also getting nailed for felony cocaine possession by the LA County District Attorney’s office, according to TMZ:

Regarding the hospitalization, we’re told O was admitted to the Thalians Mental Health Center last Sunday — the same place Owen Wilson was at.
The drug charge stems from his arrest on March 3 for allegedly vandalizing his neighbor’s property, whereupon cops found him in possession of coke.

Here’s the details on Steve-O’s arrest where his neighbor pulled a little vigilante action that sadly didn’t include a little bullet to the face action:

TMZ has learned that Steve-O was, according to a source, breaking holes in the walls of his L.A. apartment building when one of his neighbors dropped a dime on him, and even made a citizen’s arrest, holding Steve-O until the LAPD arrived, and took him away.

I don’t want to say Steve-O is one of the brightest minds of our generation. But, seriously, this guy has his shit together and I really feel he should be broadcast to the world so others can follow in his footsteps. And when those others follow the aforementioned footsteps into the mouth of an alligator, I will laugh heartily and know the human gene pool just got exponentially smarter. This will enable us to finally build a flying car which I will then use to pick up bird-women. In the name of science, of course.

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