Steven Tyler loved by brides of Christ (And also Jugs McCleavageston here)

June 25th, 2008 // 70 Comments

Steven Tyler (seen here with girlfriend Erin “Just want you to know I have breasts” Brady) reportedly stopped into a SoHo Starbucks yesterday and almost caused a sister of the church to strip off her habit, according to Page Six:

A witness reports a nun went “crazy” upon realizing that the man next to her in line was the Aerosmith frontman. According to our spy, the nun started jumping up and down and yelling to Tyler “Have a good day” and, “I can’t believe that you are in my Starbucks.”

I had no idea Jesus’ brides were allowed to listen to Devil music and also drink non-blessed coffee. I’m sure they stir it with a crucifix, but what’s next? Blogging? Sorry, but I’m not competing with Sister Big’uns Holy Cathedral of Boobies.com. Especially considering that was my original name for this site. The Superficial? What was I smoking…

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  1. linda

    i heard about that they knew each other through sugarmommymatch d o t co m! you also can find wealthy and mature wamen on it!

  2. jess fra

    strange about the nun. Sounds like Idolatry, which i think is against one of the commandments or something. Maybe not a commandment, but worshipping anything other than God, including rockstars, is at the very least frowned upon in the church.

  3. jess fra

    strange about the nun. Sounds like Idolatry, which i think is against one of the commandments or something. Maybe not a commandment, but worshipping anything other than God, including rockstars, is at the very least frowned upon in the church.

  4. Kim Lardassian

    Hmmmm I wonder why the average looking younger woman with fake boobs is dating the ugly wrinkly old millionaire and hanging her tits out for view? Well I won’t have to think too long about that little poser.

  5. I’m curious: WHEN IS HE TELLING THE WORLD HE SUFFERS FROM AIDS?

  6. roop

    @49: more offended with the way people talk about Steven Tyler but not of the way Nuns are depicted in the post as “brides of Christ”. Topped off with a “God bless you” of all things! Oi Vey!

  7. chris

    steve tyler is GAY

  8. Lori

    Yum, Steven Tyler still looks good. If he was in my bed I would not sleep in the bathtub. At the same age, he looked so much better than this boring woman dressed with a trash plastic bag. And she smokes while walking, that’s disgusting.

  9. JustMe

    Steven, Steven, Steven… you’re looking like an idiot.

  10. steven tyler

    I wouldn’t mind being him for a year. (Steven, not JustMe… cause nobody wants to be JustMe)

  11. Mr Tyler

    Lori, can I have ur email address? let’s hook up. And don’t talk about my girl like that.. she’s not bad.. she pretty cute actually.

    And yeah smoking is bad i know, but f&ck don’t have to call it disgusting.

    Live and let live Im tellin ya…

    Now you wanna hook up or what?

    Steve out.

  12. mz.understood

    Her dress looks like an old halloween witch costume with that ragged hem. Someone who I know met her, said she was a bitch. I don’t see the attraction, she’s very manly..maybe that’s why she feels the need to expose her breasts like that…yeah whatever. = \

  13. TapThatAss

    Damn, Steven’s so fucking hot. I’d tap that ass…

  14. bb1297

    Anyone else think that his girlfriend looks like Liv?
    Dating your daughter’s still frowned upon, right?

  15. Mutton Chop

    Ummmm, he’s way overrated these days. Looks pretty stupid too.

  16. some girls

    HEY!!! #51!!! LINDA – are YOU one of those mature but stupid fucking WAMEN at superfuckingsugarmommymatch d o t co m????????? How much to you make, 15 cents an hour???

  17. monaco_boy

    steve tyler looks like a real twat

  18. douchebag Mcgee

    wow I had no idea women were still attracted to Steven Tyler after the 1980′s :/
    Learn something new everyday.

  19. Good post!As i was passing by here and i read your post.
    It’s quite interesting.I will look around for more such post.Thanks for sharing.

  20. TAmmy dorwart
    Commented on this photo:

    steven should count his blessings

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