Steven Tyler is the missing link

OMFG… My eyes!!!!!!!!

I’ve seen Steven Tyler’s ass… I think this traumatic experience will last forever…

Now I’ll sleep in fetal position, shaking and crying, thank you so much.

He’s 58 years old, pretty good shape for that old if ya ask me.

I thought this was Keith Richards for a second, then I noticed there were still some viable veins left in the calf and realized it was only nicole richie.

Steven is awesome – and, yes, he’s getting older, but I think he looks damned good. I met him a couple years ago and he was so sweet – one of the nicest people I’ve ever met, celebrity or not.

What we should be talking about his his hideous tranny girlfriend. She’s horrid!

If anyone on here looks half that good at going-on-60, then they can try looking down their nose. Good luck.

His legs are nicer than hers.

#55 you’re comparing apples and oranges. you should question if another equally wealthy person will look good at 60. say, maybe chris martin of coldplay.

i’m never impressed with rich people “looking good”. there is no excuse for them not too. they can afford the best doctors, chefs, personal shoppers, trainers, nutritionists…they can assemble a whole team dedicated to keeping them looking good.

of course we won’t be looking “that good” (your words not mine) at 60 cause we are paupers working for the man.

I don’t know when I’ve laughed so hard. The ass flash? Oh my god…the cat looked up in alarm at my guffaws.

ROTFLMFAO!!!

This is by far the funniest text you’ve written. I just couldn’t stop laughing…well done. This enters the ’07 Best of the Year nominee list. LOL!

my cock just crawled so far in me that i think it passed my spleen…

good god. he’s seen better days. had i been alive in the 70′s, i would have boned him.

I’d fuck him, … while thinking about jrzmommy’s imaginary man.

Paris died her hair again?

This man was my hero in 7th grade, back before he died, was preserved and then reanimated in a complicated satanic ritual reserved only for the most unholy (Keith Richards, Fidel Castro, Elizabeth Taylor, David Guest).

Aw, I think he’s cute. He’s nearly sixty years old. Considering his age and the…er….interesting life he’s led, I think he’s in a remarkable state of preservation.

It would be very weird being that woman (his wife?) though. She is not fat by any means, but outweighs him by about fifteen pounds, I’d say. Makes me glad my husband isn’t the beanpole body type.

Cute?! Sexy?!

What the fuck is wrong with some of you? That’s not being sympathetic! That’s being plain retarded, like you are in some kind of ecstasy-induced stupor where everyone is your friend, even the handlebar mustached old guy in the club who is going to take you back to his shithole apartment.

So easy a caveman can do it….

Oh, look– someone thinks he’s the cute, three year old girl from the Coppertone ad. Isn’t that precious?

Excuse me while I barf.

#12 – Reluctantly, I must concur. But he doesn’t HAVE to put himself on display, does he? Surely he could be on a private beach away from camera lenses, yes?

Nips – you said it all right there.

#62 – it’s been over 12 hours and you’ve received no response from the real Richport nor from jrz. So when are you going to give up the trolling and just post as yourself?
FTLTC.

AT LEAST ITS NOT THAT FAT FRENCH ONE, DEPARDEU. JEEEEEZZZZZZUS THAT WAS A BAD NUDIE BEACH PHOTO. gag.

I’d still hit that.

Somebody needs to tell him that Speedos are a privilege and not a right. Also I don’t think he’s pulling his shorts down, I think he’s pulling them UP after they fell off. That’s what happens when you have a negative ass.

Nah #26, he and Mick Jagger gave birth to Amanda Lepore already

Steven Tyler RULES!
Anyone that hasn’t seen Aerosmith in concert is missing out!

First of all, I gotta say that for his age and the amount of abuse he’s heaped upon himself over the years, he’s not so terrible.

But I agree that he needs to cover it up a bit at this point. Just like no one wants to see my 47 year old ass in a string bikini (well maybe my husband, but love is blind), no one wants to see that old wrinkled posterior winking at them.

Get a pair of nice baggy trunks, Steven, like the young guys wear. Stop being so damned European.

What cracked me up – in the last two he looks like that old footage of the Bigfoot running away, lol. He always had that chimp thing going anyway, because of the rubber face.

All you negative Nellies!! Must be nic eto have perfect bodies in and out of bathing suits. What would you all look like in a spandex bathing suit? Besides it’s the inside that counts in a person. And I am not saying that because I am ugly I’m average but Steven’s got a good heart. Back Off.

I had to sign up here to make this comment…It is a terrible thing that a celebrity such as Steven can’t go on a vacation and go to the beach and have a good time without someone around every corner trying to photograph his every move…but I must confess….I LOVED finding these pictures! I have been to 3 Aerosmith concerts and he has “IT !!!” He is sooooo talented, such an AWSOME voice,AWSOME MUSIC and undeniable delicous,wild,real magnetic sex appeal…..mmmmmmmmm…….go see them in concert….YOU WILL SEE WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT! It is a auora all around him. He is a unique rare ONE OF KIND entertainer. I so wish I could meet him one day….I just don’t know if the ticker could take it though….lol. I had doubting friends that I drug to a concert…they are TOTALLY in agreement now….HE ROCKS !!! IGNORE THE HATERS….DON’T CHANGE A THING STEVEN! YOU ARE SIZZLING HOT!

I had to sign up here to make this comment…It is a terrible thing that a celebrity such as Steven can’t go on a vacation and go to the beach and have a good time without someone around every corner trying to photograph his every move…but I must confess….I LOVED finding these pictures! I have been to 3 Aerosmith concerts and he has “IT !!!” He is sooooo talented, such an AWSOME voice,AWSOME MUSIC and undeniable delicous,wild,real magnetic sex appeal…..mmmmmmmmm…….go see them in concert….YOU WILL SEE WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT! It is a auora all around him. He is a unique rare ONE OF KIND entertainer. I so wish I could meet him one day….I just don’t know if the ticker could take it though….lol. I had doubting friends that I drug to a concert…they are TOTALLY in agreement now….HE ROCKS !!! IGNORE THE HATERS….DON’T CHANGE A THING STEVEN! YOU ARE SIZZLING HOT!

He’s an entertainer and singer not a swimsuit model you friggin loosers. Go see a show a-holes.

lol, liv tyler was never that hot in my opinion

wow, they look like they are having a blast on this day on the beach don’t they?

i love the way they are so affectionate with each other by holding hands.

He looks like he lives his life like his music, with total intensity.
i love this man, he has given a generation so much to live by and for and rememberance of wonderful times.

thanks Steven for being YOU……………..

~d~

Okay, he’s aging, but he’s hot. He’s hotter than any of you people on here, posting rude things. You guys are just jealous because Steven Tyler is, well, simply Amazing =]

Steven is still hot, just a little thin…he should be able to chill out for awhile without people bothering him at the beach. His girlfriend looks nice, they seem happy together, live and let live. btw I love Aerosmith’s music, they still rock

Losers get a life and stop taking pics of celebs on when they want some privacy, especially one as cool as Steven, I mean come on, who cares what he looks like. And I think he looks good for his age and his voice….wow!

Jerks

looked like a white stick up his ass

I think Steven Tyler looks awesome and his body still has a very youthful appearance. He has gorgeous hair. skin & lips. I don’t know what ppl think almost 60 is supposed to look like but this man holds his own at any age. He is one of the most talented musicians and love his long slinky body adorned in clothes or barely there. His music will live on forever.

I wonder if any of you are going to look any better at 59?

I really, REALLY don’t understand all the “old and ugly” jokes. I mean I’m no expert on the subject but from what i can tell he looks in good shape. The man’s like 60.. Most people look to be in worse shape than him when they’re 45. The man’s a legend.. a musical genius.. and i will bet everything i have that most women will still rather want him than most guys half his age.

So he’s old, even though he doesn’t look it. let the guy age

Look at him, he didnt PULL his trunks down…they look way too big…, they dont have his size lol

Look at him, he didnt PULL his trunks down…they look way too big…, they dont have his size lol

i dont care what any of you think..

after all of the abuse he’s put his body through.. he is still EXTREMELY hot!

not to mention how fuckin awesome his music is

i dont care what any of you think..

after all of the abuse he’s put his body through.. he is still EXTREMELY hot!

not to mention how fuckin awesome his music is

kkk!!y love steven tyler !!kk

i love steven tyler i love steven tyler !!!!forever