Steven Tyler is the missing link

jrz’s hubby is looking hot!

mine eyes, the pictures, they burn…

I’m gonna hurl

These pictures were bad enough until I got to the ones where he pulled his trunks down.. wtf is his problem?

He’s kick ass with his clothes on, but honestly men his age, with bodies like that shouldnt run around in what appears to be a skirt on the beach. He prolly wouldnt look THAT bad in a regular pair of swim trunks, but sheesh. Crack kills people… Show these pics to Lilo – thats what she’ll look like in 3 years

P.S – Thats what years of drugs and hookers does to ya! Still love his music

Dear God.

Is it human? And did we really need those ass shots?

This debonerfied me since I watched the new Keeley sex tape. I think the fish is way behind since there still isn’t a story on it.

Also, in the last pic, I wonder how he got a little girl’s bracelet stuck in his hair?

Finally some hot manflesh for you girls!

#4 – I think, by the looks of things, his “shorts” were pulled down by the water, clothes that dont fit will come off easily, or show things the world doesnt need to see, ask britney, she knows

that dude has been balls-deep into so many thousands of women……he’s my hero.

Grandpa?

Considering he’s almost 60, he is actually still in excellent shape! (How many guys sport a beerbelly at 30 already?!) And in some really warped, weird way I even reckon he has sex appeal. Different people, different tastes! ;)

I met Steven Tyler years ago back stage at an Aerosmith concert. I didn’t get to barely say anything to him, but I got to say Hi and he said “Hi Hotstuff” That was it.
He isn’t good looking up close at all, but he has a presence and he is very sexy. He sort of eyeballs you up and down really close. Lots of charm and charisma.

An old guy looking like an old guy – how gauche.

hes an old man, leave him alone

She is one lucky lady. And by lucky I mean crazy, blind or money-chasing.

He looks good for his age! He is toned and his skin is taut and smooth looking for someone nearing 60.

Ladies – never trust a guy who wears more jewelry than you do – especially at the beach.
(a lil’ tip there)

Steven T is T-H-E man!
No if ands or buts about it.

Him and his music have gotten me through some tumultuous times.

PrettyBaby – Hi Hotstuff!!!

Tittie-,vag- and ass-flashing.What’s next?

I can’t post on here Punkin. Superfish man hates me. Sorry for making trouble Superfish, I will be nice to all. (For the most part)

Recently in Chicago, there was a UFO sighting above O’Hare airport. It looks like Steven found his way off the ship and managed to make his way to a warmer climate on the beach…

I didn’t know aliens liked tropical weather, but apparently UFO’s are FOR REAL.

The first alien-celebrity…I’m touched…

Random Fuck (#1): He is. You shoulda seen him when he stepped out of the shower this morning….. 6’2″ 190 lbs of Italian perfection. Some of the water still on him, his muscles rippling, his jet black hair wet, those big chocolate brown eyes, that smile and as smooth as silk, Buon giorno, bella. Yep. My hubby is looking real good these days.

Think of that the next time you roll over in bed and see your fucking cat sneering back at you, you lonely frigid douche.

Topless pics of Carly Simon! Wait… what? oh. Nevermind.

I’ve never seen someone so skinny that spandex hangs off of them.
Imagine if he and Keith Richards had a baby?

hmm Jrzmommy – im jealous ok ? :)

ha de ha! more pictures of disgusting men on this site please. comments were brilliant also.

If he can’t sing anymore, he can do Geico commercials.

Sure, his ass is a disaster, but he’s brill in those Geico commercials…. So easy, even Stephen Tyler can do it.

Looks like an extra from planet of the apes.

#18- no butts about it??? Oh, Steven, I love you and your speedos.

i’m glad (and not surprised) that you enjoy the “big chocolate brown eye”

She loves chocolate,especially those from Belgium.True story.

Fuck, I was eating my breakfast when I looked @ this. Lol.

I’d still lick, suck & swallow that man…..if Perry wasn’t around.

Oooooooo, jrzmommy – better be careful with this one. Curves left eats pieces of shit like you for breakfast.

No, on second thought, he just eats shit. CL, I don’t know what your problem is, but I look forward to her batting your half-dead carcass around for a good hour or so before finally devouring you.

I bid you goodbye, Asshat.

See, it’s not funny because it’s not a direct quote. Now had I made a mistake and left the “s” off, then that would be funny irony–using my own words against me. But that’s not the case so it doesn’t work. What else you got?

he would have been perfect in PLanet of the Apes. No make up or costume needed.

all i know is he has Hep C and shouldn’t be hooking up with anyone other than Pam Anderson, Kid Rock, or Tommy Lee.

John Merrick lookin’ mother fucker.

Thanks for the final encouragement to learn to touch-type. I am now blind after seeing those pictures of Steve Tyler’s rumpus and I instinctively grabbed a soldering gun and burned out both eye sockets. I feel fine now and I’ll be in rehab to learn how to walk with a cane and I get to have a DOG!

crap

Steven’s been famous for over forty years, a living legend and you choose photos of him on the beach with a much younger, hot babe as a source of humor.

The only one that’s laughing is him…all the way to the bank!

He can laugh as hard as he wants, but he still looks like the Elephant Man.

He’s no Jessica Alba, that’s for sure.

ok, you win, hubby sounds gorgeous. he must daydream about being with somebody with more libido.

More libido? Nice try, blubber.

You’re no fun to get into a pissing match with because you are dull and dimwitted. You’re very boring. Matter fact, I’m drifting off replying to you. I feel like I’m in a Tae Kwon Do match against an armless, legless, blind and deaf nun. Know what I mean? I feel like I’m watching the Super Bowl when my team ain’t in it…..ya know? Just ’cause it’s……..there.

LMFAO! Tyler looks like a featherless bird. Poor old fucker fell outta the nest. He still looks better than Jessica Alba, you pervert pedo.

my heart ain’t in it. Maybe another time when you grow some funny bones or something. Or after intensive smart alec therapy. Or at least become incoherent. but now, bah.

This is what drugs, whores, and more drugs will do to ya.

Ugly.