Steven Tyler says he was diagnosed with hepatitis C three years ago and has been secretly battling it, telling Access Hollywood’s Nancy O’Dell that after a year of treatments, “It is nonexistent in my bloodstream … where it’s like a complete cure.”
So now Steven Tyler has joined Pamela Anderson on the list of people I never ever want to share a needle with. Not because they both have hepatitis, but because I hear ugly might be contagious and I’m not taking any chances.
Fromage!
I could tell from this guy’s music that he must have a major illness.
But, like they say, it’s difficult to diagnose.
I don’t care – I still hit that.
I guess this will be the new “it” disease. Better start humping the used needle bins behind my local hospital before this trend goes out of style.
OK so now he joins Magic Johnson in the disease disappearing act…although I must say I LOVE STEVE TYLER ever since his WAAALK THIS WAY…TALK THIS WAAAAY
Walk This Way? Even he’s got to be sick of that song.
Steven Tyler. What a beaut. I’m just impressed he could still squeeze a needle into his leathery hide.
I don’t give a fuck.
Steven Tyler and the boys are my all time favorite band.
They got me through some tough times.
Say what you want about this thread, he will always be #1 to me
jrzmommy, RichPort, biatcho, Angry Ferret, etc.
Say what you’re going to say about me, and get it over with.
My post comes from the heart.
steven tyler = janice dickenson.
He is one ugly MOFO, but he still gets way more and way better chicks than I do.
is this a publicity still from HOUSE OF WAX?
i think his nose is migrating south for the winter…
Um, I’m doubting that the Hep-C is really gone from his bloodstream. It’s really just that he’s got so many drugs in his system that they serve as a masking agent for his cooties.
Brain, I think he is a FUCKING GOD.
The reason he has Hep C is because he has hit every single piece of ass that he has ever met, like a goddamn cock-smith.
I pay homage to him and his rod-wielding powers.
#11 good call. South to Colombia I guess.
Did he have a stroke or something? His face is all melty. Man he’s UG!
I saw him in concert about 7 years ago and was super impressed that the old fart could still rock! I wasn’t much of a fan before I saw his concert. I’m still not much of a fan but he can rock that’s for sure.
What the heck is Hep C? I’ve heard of Hep B but not C.
Raebees, Hep C is a deadly blood disease, I think. It’s bad – definitely not anything I will mock.
Seriously though when the page first showed up on my computer I saw the eyes, hair, sunglasses, and the headline, and I honestly went “oh no! Diane Keaton has Hep C!!??”
God help me, I think everyone looks like her.
the london authorities
are just starting a campaign
about hep c knowledge
so well done steve
and you dont have to worry about ugly
your daughter has your looks :)
You won’t mock Hep C? I will!
Check this out:
“Hey, Hep C – you have a fat ass, no friends, and the Hoff wants to do a music video with you. Pussy!”
Hep C is a lot worse than having six toes.
http://wampoon.com/does_kate_hudson_have_six_toes
oh it’s a *glee* post :)
Bad cock. Just like Pammy, had nothing to do with needles. Sad state of affairs when playing around with unsanitary hypodermics is used as an excuse for poor choices in sexual partners.
He’s only been battling it for 3 years?! Could have fooled me.
My brother-in-law died from Hep. C complications. Sad really, and just goes to show that some fun comes with a price tag.
http://www.holisticwisdom.com
Uh, dear mr. tyler, once you have hep C, you always have it, there’s no disappearing act, sorry to disappoint. it always amazes me how much some people misunderstand or know about health issues.
dude looks like a lady with stinky nuts.
@ number 18 – Komedy Klassic my Angry friend!
Oh, yes, now will come the excuses…”Oh, not me, I would NEVER do drugs, I got it from sitting on Pammy Anderson’s toilet seat.”
How the hell did he cure it, Vodka and Red Bull shots??? Give me a fucking break…plus, he looks like Bruce Jenner’s older brother…AFTER the surgery!!!!!!!!!!
A friend who works at the hospital in my home town said that none of the Doctors and Nurses worry about AIDS if they get accidentally stuck by a needle. They panic over getting Hep C from it. Apparently it’s almost as nasty as Lindsay Lohans Laundry hamper.
..actually I would believe him MORE if he said he got it from sitting on Pammy Anderson’s FACE!!
I would share a needle with Nancy O’Dell all night long.
http://www.celebslam.com
Hep C is for pussys. He should get pinworms, any disease that involves worms big enough to see crawling out of your ass at night, fucking on your sphincter, then crawling back in to lay more eggs is a REAL rock star disease. I mean, those things party like anal grunions.
Stevens got Hep C
Stevens got Hep C
His whole world’s come undone
From taken a needle in his bum
What did his band mates do?
What did they put you through?
They said when Tyler was infected
They found him underneath a train
But man he had it comin
From banging all those sluts
He ain’t never gonna be the same
Run away, run away from the pain
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah………………
OMG – between Granny’s description and Stallion’s song I laughed coffee out of my nose…oh that does burn!!!
Steve looks like he has been paying visits to Michael Jackson’s plastic surgeon. Next time we see him he will have a bit of tape on the end of his nose. Dude looking a bit like a “lady”…..
When you’ve had as much ass as this guy and have never, a day in your life, been close to attractive, you can have whatever fucking disease you want. Legionaire’s disease, anal fissures, santeria stomach snakes, foot and mouth disease, Lou Gherig’s disease, crotch itch, mad fucking cow… fuck it. And his music has always kicked ass… still does. He’s looks like he’s been melting for years, but he’s still the muthafucking man. So I shall go easy on all the other Steve Tyler cocksuckers as I wipe my own mouth, hoping to god the only thing killing my liver is my affinity for alcohol in vast amounts.
#28- true hey, my mum is a nurse she got a needle stick injury from a Hep C positive patient and worried for weeks until the number of different tests she had came back negative… she couldn’t care less about HIV it was the Hep C she was worried about.
I wonder if has a prolapsed rectum to match his prolapsed nose.
Okay, I want ALL the females on this site to look at the picture of this guy, and then close your eyes, and then imagine this creep naked, crawling all over you, sticking his filthy, coked-up tongue in your mouth, trying drunkenly to insert his Hepatitis C ridden, limp dick into your love canal…
Most of you will probalbny say, “Yeah, but I fucked a rock star”!!
#37
you should know that most women are whores and that means they will spread their legs for stars, celebs who ever can make them thing they are doing something special.
he looks like he just shit his pants and could’nt care less.
@31 – TrannyGranny – THE most hysterical post I’ve read here in a long time!! Could hardly read it through the tears of laughter!
@9 – tits_on_snack nailed it…I think he is the male equivalent of Janice Dickenson–perhaps separated at birth?
*Corndogs Rule* (but only w/mustard!)
Considering the most innocent moment of his career included snorting cocaine off of a hooker’s ass, he’s lucky just to have hep C.
#38…
“Fuckin A”!!!!!!!!!!
#37 #38… you only say that cause your jealous. Don’t worry, get a blow up doll. She’ll sleep with you even if a living girl won’t. As for sleeping with mr melting plastic, ewwwwwwwwww
Dory,
Jealous of what? The fact I don’t have Hep C or the other STD’s that he has contracted thru the decades? Or fathered a child that I opted not to raise? Only people who have no intellectual capacity to rebut type “you’re just jealous” as you did. Spare me your juvenile high school remarks and go back to doing your karaoke rendition of Madonna’s Like A Virgin.
What a surprise… NOTTTT
I bet he’s had it longer than 3 years. He was just afraid his 17-yr-old post-concert poonany would ask him to wrap it if they thought he had a disease. (That those kind of idiot whore females wouldn’t know the difference between Hep C, AIDS, or salmonella.)
He has always been, and will always be, a disgusting repulsive troll. It makes me puke that women (or men, for that matter) EVER wanted to sleep with him.
Looks like he’s got hepatitis ugly too. What’s up with that nose?
Looks like somebody slept in his face…
#37 Noooooooooooooooo!
#46 saggybottom
LOL!!!!!!! Not sure why but DAMN that comment cracked me up.
Diseased or not, I absolutely LOVE Steven Tyler and Aero-fucking-smith!!! They are the shit my friends! Their concerts are unbelievably awesome and for a 60 year old dude, Steven Tyler is still hot after all these years! And yes, I’m a chick, thankyouverymuch!!