Steven Seagal’s accuser probably made that shit up

April 13th, 2010 // 53 Comments

Seen here asking Bai Ling how many mules she cost because he’s suave like a roundhouse to the clitoris, Steven Seagal was recently sued by former employee Kayden Ngyuen for sexual harassment and trafficking women. Except it turns out this chick is a lesbian and was just on The Tyra Banks Show a year ago talking about how awesome she is at tricking dudes. TMZ reports:

Back in 2009, Kayden Nguyen appeared in an episode titled “The Gay Kingdom” — in which she bragged, “I can use my sex appeal to get any girl that I want and trick any guy to getting what I want.”

I’m not a lawyer, but I’m pretty sure this is a slam dunk for Steven Seagal. The only thing I don’t get is how he traveled back in time and got this chick to incriminate herself because I 100% believe he hires women just to karate-rape them in an old steel mill. Think about it: There’s literally no other explanation for Steven Seagal having an entire secretarial staff even if they’re dictating his every squint.

Kayden Nguyen Losing a $1 Million Lawsuit at the 1:14 Mark:

Photo: Getty
superficial

  1. turd da third

    first

  2. Toma

    First bitches!

  3. turd da third

    maybe her name should really be “My Bling….”

  4. Alexi

    You don’t have to be straight to be sexually harassed… that doesn’t make any sense

  5. bobx

    I have absolutely no doubt that this gold digging dumpy turd can seduce anybody she wants, as long as she stocks up on Ruffies.

  6. BeeTee

    Is it just my puter is that video a run off of a dubbed Kung-Fu movie? Especially the part with the girl in question.

  7. POSDIF

    you want to have more fun with the white s i n gl es, hot,sex y beauties. …It takes only a few minutes to submit a profile which, however, will bring a lot of fun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!. [_www.A G E R O M A N C E com_]= == free to join C’MON NOW!!!

  8. kauai

    I can see why this “model” was forced to look for work outside the modeling industry.

  9. kauai

    I can see why this “model” was forced to look for work outside the modeling industry.

  10. Rough for hire

    That’s it, I’m suffering from deja vu. I thought the tabloids already had a resident psycho whore name Nguyen…

  11. slipchot

    HAHAHAHA. That was wonderful. Roundhouse to the clitoris…oh fish, only you!

  12. Rico

    When are these male celebrities going to start counter suing for damages? This is clearly becoming a trend. Certain whores are making up wild accusations in an attempt to cash in and when they are proven to be liars the case is just dropped. These guys never counter sue.

  13. proteon

    You knew it all along

  14. Of course she made it up. If it was true, she would of had the police involved and not some lawyer.

  15. Deacon Jones

    Seagal looks like he’s taking a shit in every photo I’ve seen of him in the last 5 years

  16. kels

    this asian chick must not have any $$ and is just making this crap up for $$..an asian with no $$ is like a black girl w/ no booty…they are outcasts in the chino community. plus, this nguyen chick doesn’t really look like a model.

  17. Alicia

    I don’t understand how being a lesbian makes her claim any less valid. Maybe I’m missing something?

  18. Roundhouse kick to the clitoris! That is, by far, the most original statement I’ve seen. Bravo, Fish.

  19. Deacon Jones

    @17
    Oh shut up bitch

  20. small asian penis

    #16 Did you read the article? “Seen here asking Bai Ling…” He is talking to an actress in the photo. The girl suing him is someone else, she is in the video.

  21. mike

    yea @17, shut the fuck up you stupid bitch whore

  22. Slut Mary

    #17 shut your fucking mouth, and open your cunt!

  23. JT

    Doubt a counter-suit would accomplish anything. Being called out as a money grubbing idiot in the national news is a victory already. Would cost Segal more in legal fees than it’s worth going after someone with no money for damages anyway…

  24. mark

    Are you sure that’s Bai Ling? I can’t see any nipples and Ms Ling always has those on display. There’s something fishy going on here…

  25. MadameX

    Kayden Nguyen = Tila Tequila

  26. gen

    Ok, so the chick might not have a case anymore. But I still dislike this guy & I wouldn’t put anything horrible past him. *sshat!

  27. sanityplz

    Ok lets spell it out for #4 and #14 who are obviously the same person because no two people could be that FUCKING STUPID.

    1. She’s an aspiring reality tv star. So sane people know she’s an attention-starved, broke, alleged lesbian who would rather air her personal / fabricated sex antics on tv than get anything resembling a real job.

    2. She is BRAGGING ABOUT BEING A MANIPULATIVE FUCKING CUNT. Like seriously, how the fuck does that not entirely ruin any possibility of you believing this case? That’s like a guy bragging about what a great conman he is and then you buying a house from him.

    3. At no point did anybody indicate that her sexual preference had anything to do with the first two points. Except you. In your head. Angrily, while you envisioned everyone who called you a homo or something. Because obviously all lesbians are innocent. Who the fuck even believes this trash cunt is really a lesbian?

    soooo,
    i dunno
    fuck yourselves for a while, then go back to commenting on tila tequilas blog and hoping for an invitation to the baby shower.

    Because your knee-jerk defense of this piece of shit and your instant accusations and implications of sexual prejudice only undermine the credibility of your cause. Which is also my cause. So, STFU!!

    Oh, and mad props on the Karate-Rape line.

  28. VL

    Whether or not she ever appeared on Tyra or is a manipulative person does not mean her claims of assault should be automatically deemed invalid.

    Sexual assault can occur to anyone, regardless of their character or honesty. Personal credibility is not the sole or even, primary basis for determining assault charges–instead, look at the facts surrounding the events themselves.

    http://tmz.vo.llnwd.net/o28/newsdesk/tmz_documents/0411_segal.pdf

    If someone claims that a “celebrity” assaulted them, should the courts immediately assume they are lying for personal gain and that any sexual contact MUST have been consensual? That means that celebrities could never, EVER be guilty of rape. If the victim has been caught in a lie or shown interest in getting attention, that means they couldn’t have been raped? How many of you have ever been caught in a lie or have ever wanted to be known and liked? Does that mean you’re incapable of telling the truth?

    After reading the legal filing, I don’t think she will be able win this case–not on her credibility or lack thereof, but because she will be relying heavily on circumstantial evidence–due to the nature of the acts described, there would not be any DNA evidence and all of the instances occurred when the two were alone.

  29. Rolf

    HAHHAHAH fucking nammers.

  30. VL touched my vagina

    hey VL, I’m the greatest conman in the world. I can seriously con anybody into anything. anything ever. anywhere. male, female, midget, homo, whatever. I can con them all.

    would you like to buy my house straight cash?
    it’s a great deal.

  31. VL touched my vagina

    VL touched my vagina

    twice. really roughly. even after i said ‘no’ but stayed there spread eagle.

    my witness is Kayden nguyen and tila tequila.

    They are also my character witnesses.

    frankly i’m offended that just because I’m a lesbian everyones ignoring VL’s CRIMES!!

  32. SanityPlz

    are you fucking kidding me?

    don’t you think theres a fucking difference between wanting to be liked and whoring yourself to whatever reality show will take you

    then when that fails

    work for whatever celebrity will have you

    then introduce a completely uncorroborated ludicrous claim against the celebrity with no physical evidence and really shockingly, no russian sex slaves eager to back it up.

    then when the whole world is laughing at you for being a stupid fucking failure of a grifter wench and talking shit about your PretendLesbo reality show failure
    you come on here and call it sexual prejudice when you dont get away with your crime.

    if you’re lucky maybe you can help tila deliver the baby. right after she finishes telling totally truthful stories about how pro athletes abused her.

    fucking idiots
    seriously
    fucking idiots

    *exeunt*

  33. twice. really roughly. even after i said ‘no’ but stayed there spread eagle.

    my witness is Kayden nguyen and tila tequila.

    They are also my character witnesses.

  34. I have absolutely no doubt that this gold digging faeces dumpy could seduce anyone you want, as long as they stock up on Ruffles. This is like a man bragging about what a fraud is a big house and then buy it.

  35. Hello,everybody,the good shoping place,the new year approaching, click in. Let’s facelift bar!
    ===== http://www.loveshopping.us ====

    Air jordan(1-24)shoes $33

    UGG BOOT $50

    Nike shox(R4,NZ,OZ,TL1,TL2,TL3) $33

    Handbags(Coach lv fendi d&g) $33

    Tshirts (Polo ,ed hardy,lacoste) $16

    Jean(True Religion,ed hardy,coogi) $30

    Sunglasses(Oakey,coach,gucci,Armaini) $12

    New era cap $9

    Bikini (Ed hardy,polo) $18

    FREE SHIPPING

  36. ghd

    Thanks for sharing !So nice to see you !I will buy a wallet for my best friend!

  37. captain america

    HE STILL HAS A GIGANTIC FAT FACE, not?

  38. el ces

    hehehe, they’re thumb-wrestling.

  39. OH man! I am so high on pain meds without a prescription, click my name if you want some.

  40. you are so nice adn i will be back to read it again so thanks for your share

  41. http://www.nike-airjordanshoes.com
  42. http://www.nike-airjordanshoes.com
  43. The wind brings tears, rain lightly, gentle spring breeze Yau of romantic, ethereal fishing warm rain.

    Spring morning, a gentle spring breeze faded cut chill, warm the heart and spleen, to a dry re-dyed green vegetation selengensis, the stack of faded Tsui Shan Dai and changed back into

  44. Hollywood casting couch taken too far

    and fat Segal can pull better-looking bitches than those two. Sad.

  45. then when that failswork for whatever celebrity will have you

    then introduce a completely uncorroborated ludicrous claim against the celebrity with no physical evidence and really shockingly, no russian sex slaves eager to back it up.

    don’t you think theres a fucking difference between wanting to be liked and whoring yourself to whatever reality show will take you

Leave A Comment