Steven Seagal is an awesome employer

April 12th, 2010 // 54 Comments

Steven Seagal is being sued by a former employee for a laundry list of offenses including sexual harassment, illegal trafficking of females for sex, retaliation, wrongful termination and false representations about unemployment, according to TMZ:

A 23-year-old former model claims she interviewed with Seagal last February for the position of executive assistant. Kayden Nguyen says she got the job, but when she showed up for work, she learned, “Mr. Seagal had been keeping two young female Russian ‘Attendants’ on staff who were available for his sexual needs 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.”
Nguyen alleges in her suit, one of the ‘Attendants’ had recently quit and it was this job — not executive assistant — Seagal intended her to fill.
Nguyen claims the very first night on the job, Seagal treated her “as his sex toy.” Nguyen says in the lawsuit Seagal, pushed his hands under her skirt, tried fondling her breasts and forced his hand down her pants.
Nguyen says she complained the next morning — unclear to whom — but nothing was done.
Nguyen says the next day Seagal did it again, sexually assaulting her and forcing her to consume illegal pills. And she says there were other sexual assaults that followed.
According to the suit, Seagal said, “My wife wouldn’t mind if you and I had a sexual relationship.”

So, wait, Steven Seagal, who apparently is the highest level of management she could file a complaint with, continually sexually harassed her and yet she didn’t quit? Jesus. Did she think Pam from HR would eventually show up and they’d workshop this thing out? Because that’s clearly the face of a man who could write an entire book on rape and still have some left over to put in the employee manual someone obviously didn’t review. No, really, chapter one is nothing but the words “DON’T TRY TO RUN” written above a cartoon knife with an eye patch.

Photos: Getty

  1. Kelly


    More dirty whores with dollar signs in their eyes, their gross exaggerations, their lies, their bullshit…. for all we know he could’ve MERELY MENTIONED she was hot or something and these gold digging sluts make up whole stories!!!!!!!!!!!! Ya should’ve QUIT, HOE!!!! Fucking hell…. a guy touches u, u don’tlike it, YOU LEAVE! But NOOOOO, we’ll tally up all the offences 1st, then complain! These whores should be told to fuck off and die in a hole!

  2. DB

    are we suposed to be surprised?


    Forced her to take pills????????????? For that to happen, he would’ve had to hold her down and shove them in her fucking mouth AND make her swallow them…. sounds like BULLSHIT to me!

  4. dude

    looks like one o’his russian hookas gave him a cold sore lmao

  5. Haywood Jablowmie

    #5 – no mystery as to why you are still a virgin at 24. No-one fucks spammers.

    Seagal was torn a new one years ago by Spy Magazine. he is a fake, all the way through. This isn’t shocking. The truth will set you free.

  6. Deacon Jones

    Jeez, I wonder if he was wearing his badge around his neck the whole time, like in Out for Justice.

    “This is your trophy! This is your trophy, come and get it!!” (slides cock up skirt)

  7. KIKI

    She waited 14 months to report the human trafficking charges. That is cold blooded. I think Gloria Allred needs to get on this case, stat. Somehow Tiger and his fat wallet are involved here.

  8. OPS

    He looks puffy.

  9. cici

    so she wore both a skirt and pants the first night on the job?

  10. Chuck Norris

    “Mr. Seagal had been keeping two young female Russian ‘Attendants’ on staff who were available for his sexual needs 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.”
    WOW!!! As if Steven Seagal wasn’t cool & badass enough already, with the karate, guitar playing and black clothes, now he keeps bitches on call 24 hours a day so he can bang them! I bet that’s a lot less expensive & less problematic than either Tiger Woods’ or Jesse James’ arrangements for being neck deep in pooter. All this proves is that Steven Seagal is the coolest, smartest most badass m’f'er that ever lived.

  11. Angry Beaver

    Former model = unemployed prostitute/part-time waitress. Her real job title was ‘meat wrangler”. BTW, what the fuck is up with Segal’s hair? Looks like a bad vampire wig.

  12. Digruntled of Guildford

    How come if I Google Kayden Nguyen all I get is pictures of guys?

  13. Segal is the Lawman??? His own law I guess

  14. Gweb

    This is Steven Segal? I thought it was Bob Guccione.

  15. Glenda

    Being a whore and having sexual relationships with famous men is in vogue. It is “chic”.

  16. denny young

    i’m a pilot, and over the years i’ve taken to treating most flight attendants like this (girls/guys/milfs/whatever), and no one seems to care. last week i accidentally deployed the air masks with my ass while groping one of them. i just laughed it off. nobody gives a fuck at 30,000 ft., and computers do all the work anyway. segal should just get a license, sounds like he’d be a sweet co-pilot.

  17. Fredericj Salmão

    The former model / porn actress was thinking she was gonna take care of Steven Seagal investments in real state, right?
    Total bullshit.

  18. Artur

    @17 hahahahaha you’re the man

  19. TekMoney

    Sounds fake. Either that or the chick making these claims is the dumbest bitch on the face of the earth. If you’ve been molested, why the fuck would you keep coming back time and time again for more? It actually sounds like she liked that (she’s a prostitue) and waited til it was over to make these claims for… wait for it… money and infamy. Imagine that.

  20. sidv

    After being raped multiple times she’s decided to file a civil suit instead of a criminal complaint. That’s not at all strange.

  21. Trx


  22. syn13

    I’m pretty sure Pam in HR has dolphin puppets for just this sort of situation.

  23. ilold

    I found her picture CBS news:

    “Nguyen’s lawyer, William Waldo, told CBS News’ Crimesider that Nguyen did not call police because she believed they would listen only to Seagal.

    “Mr. Seagal is the police,” he said. “She is in a remote area of Jefferson Parish. It is in the middle of nowhere and he is the police.”

    “In addition to his film career, Seagal is a commissioned deputy in the Jefferson Parish Sheriff’s department. His cable show, “Steve Seagal Lawman,” follows his adventures.”

    I lol’d.

  24. TekMoney

    @ 24
    Well, at least she’s not as busted-looking as Tiger and Jesse’s hoes. Even an old, irrelevant, and fat Segal can pull better-looking bitches than those two. Sad.

  25. Jim

    No wonder this prude is a “former” model at 23. You know you gotta sleep your way to the top right bitch?

  26. Hollywood Casting Couch

    I have no doubt this story is true. A few years ago, I interviewed a film student for class. She was incessantly offered triple salary and her brother’s college tuition paid for to be his “personal assistant,” while she was working as a production assistant on his set. He already had other young “personal assistants” working for him at the time. She has seen Seagal “interviewing” a potential actress in his trailer and her having a role on a film the very next day. A lot of tension grew because she kept declining his offers, so she decided to leave the set.

    She could have sued for sexual harassment, but sometimes it’s just easier to walk away. It is really easier said than done to report someone, especially a fully loaded and big shot Hollywood producer as powerful as Seagal.

    Steven Seagal truly represents Hollywood casting couch taken too far.

  27. Sifu

    Seagal is a sick, demented bastard who lives in his own personal fantasy world. I didn’t need this article to know that, however.

    Maybe we’ll get lucky and he’ll do a David Carradine style Thai hooker closet trick for us some day…

  28. PostmortemG

    @ #11: You nailed it, ha! =D

    Well, who knows what really happened. Seagal played the immortal Gino Felino in Out For Justice, and that´s all that matters to me, really…

  29. Zippy Kondracke

    Steven Seagal is COCKPUNCHER!

  30. el ces

    I hope the judge throws this out and has the guards hold her down while Segal spanks her.

  31. Rough for hire

    Course the story is absolutely false. Who in their right mind would settle for only 2 sex slaves…

  32. Oscarin

    Who is this fatso?

  33. I remember hearing years ago on the Howard Stern morning show that Steve got into a brawl and ended up passed out and pissing himself.

  34. kyle

    if steven seagal tries to rape you, you damn well let him

  35. Tila Tequila’a real name is Tila NGUYEN. Coincidence? Hmm…

    @ 27 – I wondered about those model-ey looking chics in “Under Siege 2″. Lotta flashy women on that train.

  36. candygirl

    why is he always making that fac3!!!!!!!!

  37. He already had other teen \”personal assistants\” working for him at the time. She has seen Seagal \”interviewing\” a potential actress in his trailer and her having a persona on a film the very incoming day. A aggregation of enmity grew because she kept declining his offers, so she definite to leave the set.

  38. XYZ

    Hollywood stinks. U have no idea how many of them are involved in such shit. Flesh trafficking in the showbiz/Hollywood – undercover – of course is nothing new. How many rich bastards are free out there and the women who sued them or tried to do it had their mouth shut with money or… forever? How many time do we call those women “attention whores” or “greedy sluts”? And how brainwashed can we be? This guy visited my country a few times. And he specifically asked for very young girls to cater for him. What more proof u want? But as usual, hell pay a lot of cash and hell be free to make new victims. All deniers here are 100% idiots and they refuse to see the reality. This untalented dumbass is a justice maker only in his movies. In the real life hes exactly the opposite. He deserves to be shot.

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    His face looks like its taken too many pool sticks and pool balls and hairy balls as well.

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