Isn’t it about time that somebody got Steven Seagal and Carrot Top to make a movie together? It could be a touching story about a boy and his dog and their journey through adolescence. Carrot Top could play the dog, and Steven Seagal could play the guy who breaks people’s necks and karate chops them in the face.
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I’ve been disturbed to no end by Michael Jackson for years now, but I’d poster my walls with Michael posters before I’d ever want to see this again: http://www.celebritycrunch.com/2005/08/shirtless-carrot-top-is-frightening.php
there is something wrong with carrot top – seriously wrong
I need more Carrot Top in my life! He should be a regular on this site. I mean, he is just as bizarre as Brit or K-Fed. I bet a person could find a gold mine of awesome pictures. He’s kinda like Jocelyn Wildenstein, aka cat woman, except it’s carrot woman! awesome site
Eeeeeeeek!!!!
::::runs screaming from the monitor:::::::
WTF!?!?!
#50′s pic is obscene, you can almost see that trannies mangina.
Did anyone else notice that Segal’s head is way too big for his shoulders??? WTF? At least his sweet hairdo makes up for it.
Get a fucking hair cut.
this picture shouldn’t even exist. there must be something horrific happening elsewhere for this awful thing to appear, like some little village somewhere exploded. i’m scared.
Carrot Top: “Hey Stephen! Can you take a picture with me- pretend we’re buddies?”
Stephen: “Ok. But hurry up! I need to get home and beat my wife….again”
Wow, what a freaking unholy alliance. They’re meant for eachother.
Oops, I thought Phyllis Diller was dead?
I really feel a need to stick hot pokers in my eyes after looking at this picture. Carrot Top is one of the most hideous human beings (?) in recent memory. Well, unless we’re talking about Katie Holmes with all of the facial herpes or Katie Holmes with the freaky bodysuit/button-up shirt/jeans combo.
Steven Segal was only good in one movie, the one with Kelly LeBrock. He sucks. He’s probably the reason why Kelly got fat, although she’s still gorgeous.
#50, classic buttisface. “Nice body, buttisface….eh!”
Okay, I thought that Kelly left Steven because he beat her up… Can anyone tell me why this carrot person is famous?
OK so between these two guys, they have a ponytail, eyeliner, a girdle, a brow lift, a mystic tan, and my grandmother’s housecoat.
Steven Segal has to lay off the “quick tan” he is f’ing orange. As for Carrot Top the guy looks like a tranny.
In answer to #64, Carrot Top was some lame ass wanna be prop comic.
Can you imagine sleeping with Carrot Top? Or moaning his name, I just threw up a little bit in my mouth.
Carrot Top scares me. He is way too alien looking. And, Segal is just a short little man with a big man complex. He is such an ass.
I agree that I didn’t think it was possible for carrot brain to get any more grostesque. Steven’s head does look to big for his body. I wonder if it’s a real picture.
Ha, Steven is fake!
Well, as above mentioned rosiedemario’s blog tells us, this pic is from vegas’ wax museum (and there’s more pics in the blog).
This red-head clown can’t get even access to real steven-clown and have decided to take the fake-one for photo opportunity.
That’s why seagal’s skin color and head are so strange looking. Carrot is one fine superstar, taking pictures with wax-stars like other rednecks.
First: Carrottop is like sixty something years old.
Second: is he flashing a gang symbol?
I swear to Heaven, that picture of Carrot Top makes me think just one thing:
“The sun’ll come out tomorrow…”
Isn’t kathy griffin, andy dick in drag? So wouldn’t this be andy dick in drag as kathy griffin being in drag as carrot top?!
What a crazy, confusing, world.
Isn’t kathy griffin, andy dick in drag? So wouldn’t this be andy dick in drag as kathy griffin being in drag as carrot top?!
What a crazy, confusing, world.
Isn’t kathy griffin, andy dick in drag? So wouldn’t this be andy dick in drag as kathy griffin being in drag as carrot top?!
What a crazy, confusing, world.
PIC GIVES ME THE CREEPS
stevie is fake and clown is on gh hence the facial distortion
I’m guessing that someone started spreading a rumor that CT and Seagal were the same person. Of course, you see CT flashing the sign meaning, “Look, we’re two different people!” Except, as #69 ora (did you do that on purpose, btw? LOL!) stated that the Seagal in this picture is a wax figure. So what this really means is that Seagal and Carrot Top are actually one and the same person. Or twins separated at birth (again, the sign can be interpreted that way). With one of the two dressing like Kathy Griffin at any particular time.
please, no gay tranny love….
carrot top a pimp his face looks weird cause my mans on juice steriods who gives a f*** cause now he is a buffas red head just like me..testosterone gives u water retention if he took a little lasix and eat less sodium his face would be fine say dont hate on a redhead for lookin good being buff money in the bank and chillin with mr segal
steven rocks!
carrot shocks!