Steven Seagal and Carrot Top are friends

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Isn’t it about time that somebody got Steven Seagal and Carrot Top to make a movie together? It could be a touching story about a boy and his dog and their journey through adolescence. Carrot Top could play the dog, and Steven Seagal could play the guy who breaks people’s necks and karate chops them in the face.