Steven Tyler is Ready for His Close- AHH!

Here’s Steven Tyler at Studio 54 in Vegas Saturday night where he basically confirmed to reporters that he’ll be a judge on American Idol, and I still can’t figure out the thought process on this one. Half the budget will go into making it look like viewers aren’t watching a man die on camera. Except, wait, now I get it. People will think the performances are so magical that they literally bring a corpse back to life. “Dude, I swear to God this body had to be dead for at least a month then BAM! It’s critiquing the singing. I’m getting an AT&T cell phone and pouring its devil magic on my cereal. IMMORTALITY IS MINE!”

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