Steven Tyler is Ready for His Close- AHH!

August 2nd, 2010 // 33 Comments

Here’s Steven Tyler at Studio 54 in Vegas Saturday night where he basically confirmed to reporters that he’ll be a judge on American Idol, and I still can’t figure out the thought process on this one. Half the budget will go into making it look like viewers aren’t watching a man die on camera. Except, wait, now I get it. People will think the performances are so magical that they literally bring a corpse back to life. “Dude, I swear to God this body had to be dead for at least a month then BAM! It’s critiquing the singing. I’m getting an AT&T cell phone and pouring its devil magic on my cereal. IMMORTALITY IS MINE!”

Photos: Splash News


  1. jay

    pretty good lookin corpse

  2. gogo

    heck I ve seen worse…!

  3. jackg

    gee, who do you think gets hotter pussy, the ‘corpse’ dude or you superficial guy?

  4. some nsiuhabb (not suitable if you had a big breakfast) stars might have been nice (cleaning off keyboard)

  5. havoc

    They should get Steven Tyler, Keith Richards and Madonna together and see which one crumbles to dust first……


  6. Pat C

    Keith Richards ?? You be waitin a long time for that to happen – dude’s indestructible.

  7. Judy

    I saw his band play in Istanbul, Turkey for those of you that have no clue, and he’s really much cuter in person.

    I think the lighting in these pictures is just horrid, and the show will most likely use a world renown, great lighting professional.

    You know, these stars always have to be really nice to their lighting guys and anesthesiologists. They can make you or break you in showbiz.

  8. Steven Tyler
    Commented on this photo:

    I want to bite those lips!!!! Damn what he would be able to do with that mouth…

  9. M

    Not cool, asshole. StevenTyler is a rock legend. Have some fucking respect.

  10. I have to agree with M. he is a rock legend.

    but i would like to do nasty things with his daughter Liv.

  11. Nice to see those Geico cavemen working again! :)

  12. homosapiens

    Are those human teeth around his neck?

  13. Please stick a fork into Mr Tyler. He appears to be “done”.
    FYI he may be a “rock legend” but every time I’ve been to an Aerosmith concert they sucked loud & hard. Substance abuse does not lend itself to a coherent live musical performance.

  14. wrecked 'em

    Has anybody EVER seen Steven Tyler and Julia Roberts in the same place, at the same time… dude looks like THIS lady.

  15. Mariah

    I think he looks awesome for a man his age. He’s a rockstar, stop trying to bring everyone down.

  16. Steven Tyler
    Commented on this photo:

    Why the faaaace; it not so bad.

  17. Lady Blah Blah

    That soul patch is really necessary.

  18. russ

    If you are alive, and live in the westworld, then this guy’s music has been a big part of your life.

  19. Steven Tyler
    Commented on this photo:

    Pic #2, isn’t that the face of the Ape Docs who kept Charlton Heston in the cage in “Planet of the Apes”? I think somebody slipped that one in there just for grins.

  20. Steven Tyler
    Audrey Jo
    Commented on this photo:

    Back from “Planet of the Apes”.

  21. captain america

    we must feel sorry, folks.

  22. pixikins

    im sorry, but i’ve thought he was hawt since i was 13 and i still do. he’s got cunnilingus mouth the same way that girls have blowjob lips (!!)

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