Steve Martin still alive and doing things

January 9th, 2009 // 49 Comments

Steve Martin went body surfing at Saline Beach in St. Barts earlier this week with his wife Anne Stringfield and friend, Martin Short. And, well, here are those photos. Because show me somebody who doesn’t want to see a 63-year-old Steve Martin topless and trying to body surf and I’ll show you, well, 98% of the population. But for you other 2%… Boy, is it your lucky day.

Photos: Flynet
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  1. soahc

    first

  2. He´s the man!!! Love him…
    He makes me laugh like no one… and i like!!!

    See you
    Byebye

    Hot
    P.S. – hope seeing you on http://hotfive911.blogspot.com/

  3. mike

    wow, a celebrity that actually swims and doesn’t wear sunglasses when in the water

  4. James

    Heh, well, I hope no one’s expecting a 63 year old guy to look much better (I daresay he could be looking significantly worse). Martin is still the man. Good writer, too.

  5. me

    Anyone posting after me sucks on Steve Martin’s wrinkled old scrotum

  6. Lime1

    The big shock isn’t that Steve Martin is still around. It’s that Martin Short is. Don’t think I’ve seen him in anything since Inner Space. And that was over 20 years ago.

    Shit I’m getting old. Better start doing something with my life.

  7. Brad Slack

    Steve is a total class act.
    Art love – women lover – film lover – and writer.

    Class Class Class Class…..

  8. That is great.

  9. Styxchix

    #8 – Martin Short was the hilarious ‘Fronk’, the over the top wedding co-ordinator in Father of the Bride etc.

  10. RDK

    i hope im waterproof at 63 like he is. I slit the sheet the sheet i slit and on the slitted sheet i sit.

  11. jill

    he looks like a flabby piece of shit. i like my men strong and muscular

  12. jess

    i wish i was sucking on that wrinkly old scrotum. steve you the man! proud to be in that 2% arena.

  13. Fati

    jill, and i’m sure you are just what strong and muscular men are looking for too. a fat cellulite eaten whore.

    steve martin is great!

  14. PoisonIvyLeague

    I love Steve Martin. He’s my total and complete fantasy. This posting made my panties so moist, thanks Superficial!

  15. Mr. Knievel

    LOL.. He looks just like when he was pretending to be a retard in “Dirty Rotten Scoundrels”.

  16. brizzle

    I love how there’s only 17 comments in regards to this picture when I’m certain that if it was a pic of a 60 year old woman doting a bathing suit at the beach people would be in disgust of how old, wrinkly, and fat she looks. Instead, people on here say , “I love him! He’s so funny!” Pssh, double standards…

    Fati – I’m sure you’re what women want, right? Weird how guys stick up for other guys, but degrade women. If this was a picture of Star Jones you’d probably be calling her every demeaning fat name in the book. Guys: you’re not the only ones who can judge someone on their physical appearance.

  17. brizzle

    I love how there’s only 17 comments in regards to this picture when I’m certain that if it was a pic of a 60 year old woman doting a bathing suit at the beach people would be in disgust of how old, wrinkly, and fat she looks. Instead, people on here say , “I love him! He’s so funny!” Pssh, double standards…

    Fati – I’m sure you’re what women want, right? Weird how guys stick up for other guys, but degrade women. If this was a picture of Star Jones you’d probably be calling her every demeaning fat name in the book. Guys: you’re not the only ones who can judge someone on their physical appearance.

  18. authorego

    These cans! He hates these cans! – - – - could I ever not love him after that?

  19. mimi

    brizzle, men in this country for the most part and not the kosher gems, have no idea of what a real woman wants and needs. A real man would not be ashamed to hold the hand of his 63 year old girl while she was at the beach. Men should thank God we are here. They could not make it without us!

  20. johannes

    Sorry brizzle, you fat disgusting whore. It is our right as men to judge you when you get fat, ugly and old. You females just STFU and either cook, clean or suck dick.

  21. havoc

    I got a soft spot for Steve Martin.

    He’s funny as fuck and more talented than 99% of Hollyweird….

    “People ask me…Steve, how can you be so fucking funny?

    “I tell them, its easy. Before I go out on stage each night. I put a slice of baloney in each shoe.”

    “So while I’m out there….I feel funny.”

    That’s so fucked up….its…well….funny.

    .

  22. Jimmy Jim

    @19

    women in hollywood make their career based on their looks, men typically have to have more going for them like…ykno…talent…? Steve Martin has never been considered a sex symbol by any standard so stfu. He’s an amazing guy, actor, an amazing comedian.

  23. Someonewhomatters

    I’ll take 78 year old Clint Eastwood over 63 year old Steve Martin any day

  24. emily

    hes just got a little tummy fat. still awesome.

  25. Mike

    The new phone books are here!

    Steve Martin is: Funnier than anything the fish has or will ever post.

    Comedy is not pretty.

  26. Mike

    Also Fish, post crap about Steve and he’ll be bringing out ‘the Cruel Shoes’ for you.

  27. Ummm...yeah...

    STFU #19…you stupidass prick/cunt.
    Steve Martin is one of the coolest people/celebrity to come out of Hollywood.
    He isn’t in the water posing and shit, the man is swimming and having fun. He’s doesn’t have any fucking sunglasses on or any fucking nasty ass faked titted whore in the water with him. He’s actually swimming. So fuck off.
    Go Steve my man. You rock dude!

  28. brizzle

    24 – Women have no other choice BUT to make their careers based on looks, for the ones hiring them are men! Besides, even when a women is talented and smart, it means jack crap if she doesn’t look like a fake model stick. There’s no such thing as dudes liking smart, independent, average-looking females, at least not here in America. Oh, so you’re saying it’s not okay to judge a guy on his looks, but it’s okay to do that to a girl? 95% of guys must be gay because they hate women so much and care so much about what other men think of them.

  29. soahc

    Can’t wait for the new Pink Panther. My loyalty to that series is more than to Bond, and I have always been a fan of Bond. But Clouseau could kick Daniel Craig’s ass by accident any day.

  30. Sepi

    Brizzle – you’re completely right; there is a huge double standard. To prove that point, if Diane Keaton or Tina Fey were photographed in their swimsuits, there would be an overload of comments criticizing their appearances, and very few commending them for their amazing talents.

    Numbers 22 and 24 – My condolences to any women who must come in contact with either of you on a regular basis.

  31. JagedNS

    Sweet Jesus in the garden!

  32. PRAYING his heart keeps on TIKKING, folks!!

  33. Nor Cal

    I love Steve M. He’s always been funny and people love him. He’s the real deal!

  34. EveryonePoops

    brizzle and sepl, Couple things…

    This site is about dissing on people who are held in high esteem and often times don’t deserve to be. It’s called thesuperficial.com. I don’t think the site’s intentions could be made anymore clear. Perhaps you should go to feministing.com to vent. I don’t mean that in a flippant way.

    It’s true that there are many double standards, and they go both ways. I could prattle on about double standards that men fall victim to (and yes, they exist), but I know that this isn’t the place to do it.

    Steve Martin is the man. His brand of humor is a little dated for films, but it is conducive to the written word, which he demonstrates a remarkable command of. I’m sure some women think he’s hot because he’s brilliant. I feel the same way about Tina Fey.

  35. lola richie

    His movies suck. I don’t care what a 60+ year old man looks like in a swimsuit so why do you?

  36. Jimmy Jim

    @30

    tina fey is an amazing talent, one of the true few women that are actually hilarious without trying to look cute all at the same time. She beats out that whore sarah silverman all day everyday.

    See wat i did there? I pretty much proved you wrong, so quit generalizing men, it makes you look depressed,and bitter. Women work all over hollywood, ESPECIALLY casting departments. So you clearly have no idea what you are talking about. Read about the women that work behind the scenes, not the ones that beg to be in front of a camera,the latter are literally begging to be judged in the manner we have already.

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  38. B

    I’m in the 2%. Love you, Steve.

  39. ashleenichole12

    dude just creeps me out no offense or anythin

  40. WTF

    Huh. A celebrity who’s actually done work of value. Did I click on the wrong link?

  41. Classy internet dude

    Steve Martin is the man. I started to play Banjo because of him. He de-hickified the instrument for a classy gentleman like myself.

    It saddens me that he’s taking on these ridiculous throwaway comedies with that fat whale Queen Lateefa. Steve Martin needs to get back to his roots when he was random and funny.

  42. Sepi

    EveryonePoops – of course I’m aware of the intentions of the website. I never said or suggested that this is the wrong forum for people to leave negative, superficial comments. Your feedback essentially missed my simple point; I was merely observing the double standard apparent in the nature of the comments people leave male versus female celebrities. Given how “superficial” the commentary can be, I was hoping that people would leave just as many comments criticizing the appearance of men as they do women.

  43. Aerialgreen

    Don’t know why, but I wouldn’t mind watching a sex tape with Steve Martin, preferably taking on a long thick dildo up his ass, moaning really loud…. but that’s how sick I am.

  44. zippo

    ohhh LUCKY DAY i see what you did there

  45. I don’t think these pictures were supposed to give me an erecrtion… I’ll just blame it on that hit 19 year old intern who keep bending at the waist to pick up everything she clumsily drops at the floor.

  46. Go Steve

    Steve looks pretty good for 63, I bet half of you fat asses can’t even take your shirt off. Steve Martin had his heyday, but he is still great.

  47. Steve Martin is the man. I started playing banjo because of him. He de-gentleman like myself for a classy instrument hickified.

    It saddens me that she that fat whale Queen Lateefa humor with these funny temporarily taking over. Steve Martin to get back to his roots when he was random and funny needs.

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