Steve Martin went body surfing at Saline Beach in St. Barts earlier this week with his wife Anne Stringfield and friend, Martin Short. And, well, here are those photos. Because show me somebody who doesn’t want to see a 63-year-old Steve Martin topless and trying to body surf and I’ll show you, well, 98% of the population. But for you other 2%… Boy, is it your lucky day.
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soahc | January 10, 2009 at 12:04 pm
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kjj | January 10, 2009 at 12:07 pm
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hot five | January 10, 2009 at 12:08 pm
He´s the man!!! Love him…
He makes me laugh like no one… and i like!!!
See you
Byebye
Hot
P.S. – hope seeing you on http://hotfive911.blogspot.com/
WHAT | January 10, 2009 at 12:12 pm
his shirt is here!
http://threadless.com/?from=luckybeitia
mike | January 10, 2009 at 12:13 pm
wow, a celebrity that actually swims and doesn’t wear sunglasses when in the water
James | January 10, 2009 at 12:15 pm
Heh, well, I hope no one’s expecting a 63 year old guy to look much better (I daresay he could be looking significantly worse). Martin is still the man. Good writer, too.
me | January 10, 2009 at 12:25 pm
Anyone posting after me sucks on Steve Martin’s wrinkled old scrotum
Lime1 | January 10, 2009 at 12:28 pm
The big shock isn’t that Steve Martin is still around. It’s that Martin Short is. Don’t think I’ve seen him in anything since Inner Space. And that was over 20 years ago.
Shit I’m getting old. Better start doing something with my life.
Brad Slack | January 10, 2009 at 12:40 pm
Steve is a total class act.
Art love – women lover – film lover – and writer.
Class Class Class Class…..
juegos | January 10, 2009 at 1:13 pm
That is great.
Styxchix | January 10, 2009 at 1:49 pm
#8 – Martin Short was the hilarious ‘Fronk’, the over the top wedding co-ordinator in Father of the Bride etc.
RDK | January 10, 2009 at 2:02 pm
i hope im waterproof at 63 like he is. I slit the sheet the sheet i slit and on the slitted sheet i sit.
jill | January 10, 2009 at 2:05 pm
he looks like a flabby piece of shit. i like my men strong and muscular
jess | January 10, 2009 at 2:34 pm
i wish i was sucking on that wrinkly old scrotum. steve you the man! proud to be in that 2% arena.
Fati | January 10, 2009 at 3:05 pm
jill, and i’m sure you are just what strong and muscular men are looking for too. a fat cellulite eaten whore.
steve martin is great!
PoisonIvyLeague | January 10, 2009 at 3:09 pm
I love Steve Martin. He’s my total and complete fantasy. This posting made my panties so moist, thanks Superficial!
Mr. Knievel | January 10, 2009 at 3:35 pm
LOL.. He looks just like when he was pretending to be a retard in “Dirty Rotten Scoundrels”.
brizzle | January 10, 2009 at 3:54 pm
I love how there’s only 17 comments in regards to this picture when I’m certain that if it was a pic of a 60 year old woman doting a bathing suit at the beach people would be in disgust of how old, wrinkly, and fat she looks. Instead, people on here say , “I love him! He’s so funny!” Pssh, double standards…
Fati – I’m sure you’re what women want, right? Weird how guys stick up for other guys, but degrade women. If this was a picture of Star Jones you’d probably be calling her every demeaning fat name in the book. Guys: you’re not the only ones who can judge someone on their physical appearance.
brizzle | January 10, 2009 at 3:55 pm
I love how there’s only 17 comments in regards to this picture when I’m certain that if it was a pic of a 60 year old woman doting a bathing suit at the beach people would be in disgust of how old, wrinkly, and fat she looks. Instead, people on here say , “I love him! He’s so funny!” Pssh, double standards…
Fati – I’m sure you’re what women want, right? Weird how guys stick up for other guys, but degrade women. If this was a picture of Star Jones you’d probably be calling her every demeaning fat name in the book. Guys: you’re not the only ones who can judge someone on their physical appearance.
authorego | January 10, 2009 at 4:11 pm
These cans! He hates these cans! – - – - could I ever not love him after that?
mimi | January 10, 2009 at 4:22 pm
brizzle, men in this country for the most part and not the kosher gems, have no idea of what a real woman wants and needs. A real man would not be ashamed to hold the hand of his 63 year old girl while she was at the beach. Men should thank God we are here. They could not make it without us!
johannes | January 10, 2009 at 4:22 pm
Sorry brizzle, you fat disgusting whore. It is our right as men to judge you when you get fat, ugly and old. You females just STFU and either cook, clean or suck dick.
havoc | January 10, 2009 at 5:14 pm
I got a soft spot for Steve Martin.
He’s funny as fuck and more talented than 99% of Hollyweird….
“People ask me…Steve, how can you be so fucking funny?
“I tell them, its easy. Before I go out on stage each night. I put a slice of baloney in each shoe.”
“So while I’m out there….I feel funny.”
That’s so fucked up….its…well….funny.
.
Jimmy Jim | January 10, 2009 at 5:37 pm
@19
women in hollywood make their career based on their looks, men typically have to have more going for them like…ykno…talent…? Steve Martin has never been considered a sex symbol by any standard so stfu. He’s an amazing guy, actor, an amazing comedian.
Someonewhomatters | January 10, 2009 at 5:40 pm
I’ll take 78 year old Clint Eastwood over 63 year old Steve Martin any day
emily | January 10, 2009 at 6:14 pm
hes just got a little tummy fat. still awesome.
Mike | January 10, 2009 at 7:10 pm
The new phone books are here!
Steve Martin is: Funnier than anything the fish has or will ever post.
Comedy is not pretty.
Mike | January 10, 2009 at 7:11 pm
Also Fish, post crap about Steve and he’ll be bringing out ‘the Cruel Shoes’ for you.
Ummm...yeah... | January 10, 2009 at 8:00 pm
STFU #19…you stupidass prick/cunt.
Steve Martin is one of the coolest people/celebrity to come out of Hollywood.
He isn’t in the water posing and shit, the man is swimming and having fun. He’s doesn’t have any fucking sunglasses on or any fucking nasty ass faked titted whore in the water with him. He’s actually swimming. So fuck off.
Go Steve my man. You rock dude!
brizzle | January 10, 2009 at 8:02 pm
24 – Women have no other choice BUT to make their careers based on looks, for the ones hiring them are men! Besides, even when a women is talented and smart, it means jack crap if she doesn’t look like a fake model stick. There’s no such thing as dudes liking smart, independent, average-looking females, at least not here in America. Oh, so you’re saying it’s not okay to judge a guy on his looks, but it’s okay to do that to a girl? 95% of guys must be gay because they hate women so much and care so much about what other men think of them.
soahc | January 10, 2009 at 9:20 pm
Can’t wait for the new Pink Panther. My loyalty to that series is more than to Bond, and I have always been a fan of Bond. But Clouseau could kick Daniel Craig’s ass by accident any day.
Sepi | January 10, 2009 at 10:28 pm
Brizzle – you’re completely right; there is a huge double standard. To prove that point, if Diane Keaton or Tina Fey were photographed in their swimsuits, there would be an overload of comments criticizing their appearances, and very few commending them for their amazing talents.
Numbers 22 and 24 – My condolences to any women who must come in contact with either of you on a regular basis.
JagedNS | January 10, 2009 at 10:39 pm
Sweet Jesus in the garden!
gerard Vandenberg | January 10, 2009 at 11:00 pm
PRAYING his heart keeps on TIKKING, folks!!
Nor Cal | January 11, 2009 at 12:04 am
I love Steve M. He’s always been funny and people love him. He’s the real deal!
EveryonePoops | January 11, 2009 at 1:23 am
brizzle and sepl, Couple things…
This site is about dissing on people who are held in high esteem and often times don’t deserve to be. It’s called thesuperficial.com. I don’t think the site’s intentions could be made anymore clear. Perhaps you should go to feministing.com to vent. I don’t mean that in a flippant way.
It’s true that there are many double standards, and they go both ways. I could prattle on about double standards that men fall victim to (and yes, they exist), but I know that this isn’t the place to do it.
Steve Martin is the man. His brand of humor is a little dated for films, but it is conducive to the written word, which he demonstrates a remarkable command of. I’m sure some women think he’s hot because he’s brilliant. I feel the same way about Tina Fey.
lola richie | January 11, 2009 at 2:00 am
His movies suck. I don’t care what a 60+ year old man looks like in a swimsuit so why do you?
Jimmy Jim | January 11, 2009 at 6:00 am
@30
tina fey is an amazing talent, one of the true few women that are actually hilarious without trying to look cute all at the same time. She beats out that whore sarah silverman all day everyday.
See wat i did there? I pretty much proved you wrong, so quit generalizing men, it makes you look depressed,and bitter. Women work all over hollywood, ESPECIALLY casting departments. So you clearly have no idea what you are talking about. Read about the women that work behind the scenes, not the ones that beg to be in front of a camera,the latter are literally begging to be judged in the manner we have already.
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B | January 11, 2009 at 10:57 am
I’m in the 2%. Love you, Steve.
ashleenichole12 | January 11, 2009 at 11:54 am
dude just creeps me out no offense or anythin
WTF | January 11, 2009 at 12:55 pm
Huh. A celebrity who’s actually done work of value. Did I click on the wrong link?
Classy internet dude | January 11, 2009 at 3:13 pm
Steve Martin is the man. I started to play Banjo because of him. He de-hickified the instrument for a classy gentleman like myself.
It saddens me that he’s taking on these ridiculous throwaway comedies with that fat whale Queen Lateefa. Steve Martin needs to get back to his roots when he was random and funny.
Sepi | January 11, 2009 at 3:34 pm
EveryonePoops – of course I’m aware of the intentions of the website. I never said or suggested that this is the wrong forum for people to leave negative, superficial comments. Your feedback essentially missed my simple point; I was merely observing the double standard apparent in the nature of the comments people leave male versus female celebrities. Given how “superficial” the commentary can be, I was hoping that people would leave just as many comments criticizing the appearance of men as they do women.
Aerialgreen | January 11, 2009 at 4:27 pm
Don’t know why, but I wouldn’t mind watching a sex tape with Steve Martin, preferably taking on a long thick dildo up his ass, moaning really loud…. but that’s how sick I am.
zippo | January 11, 2009 at 6:31 pm
ohhh LUCKY DAY i see what you did there
RichPort's Ghost | January 12, 2009 at 8:32 am
I don’t think these pictures were supposed to give me an erecrtion… I’ll just blame it on that hit 19 year old intern who keep bending at the waist to pick up everything she clumsily drops at the floor.
Go Steve | January 16, 2010 at 12:51 pm
Steve looks pretty good for 63, I bet half of you fat asses can’t even take your shirt off. Steve Martin had his heyday, but he is still great.
hard drive media player | May 14, 2010 at 3:25 am
Steve Martin is the man. I started playing banjo because of him. He de-gentleman like myself for a classy instrument hickified.
It saddens me that she that fat whale Queen Lateefa humor with these funny temporarily taking over. Steve Martin to get back to his roots when he was random and funny needs.