61-year-old Steve Martin married his 35-year-old writer girlfriend Anne Stringfield over the weekend. The wedding took place at Steve’s LA home, and Steve was sporting his Inspector Clouseau mustache from the upcoming Pink Panther sequel. When asked what it felt like to marry a woman 26 years younger than him, Martin screamed “Oh, yeaah!!” and gave everybody high fives.
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He has old balls.
Good for him.
Well how come in the picture it looks like she’s proposing to him……
Hey, maybe shes just getting used to the kneeling position which she will be using a lot to hang onto her billionaire
What can I say, it beats dating other senior citizens!!!
Steve can marry anyone he wants. Looks like they both could use a little sun though. Pale or not, good for him.
Finally a picture of someone respectable on here. I can’t say anything negative.
Who’s your daddy? Oh, wait, ewwww….
Steve, were not daitng any more. Were married now. don’t you remember!!!
well he does look in decent shape so why the heck not!!
congrats Steve!
Congrats to him! Always nice to see an old cool guy bag a young chick!
Oh, Yeah! Sorry Anne, all these years of having to hide my latent HOMOSEXUALITY, has made me confused about what to tell the press with regards to my personal life!!!
#6 – haha yes – the first respectable person on the site
Thats ok steve. I’m a closet LESBIAN!!! So, I think this marriage should work out just fine! Oh, by the way Ton Cruise called. He just wanted you to know that TOM CRUISE LOVES THE COCK!!!
God????could they be any whiter..???thatz juzt zickning lookin??
they probably got burnt later that day zince they’re znow white..???????
Yay for him! You can’t hate on Steve Martin :) He’s actually talented and funny and not a complete douchebag.
It’s true I sure do love the Cock! YEAH!!! WHOO!!! HOO!!!
that picture looks like a kidnapping…..
I pity the fool, who marry Steve Martin!!!
That’s one fine looking white woman! Anyone seen my knife?
She proposed to him because she’s a broke writer and he has all the money.
May they live happily ever after.
Congrats to them both.
#14 God ☺ ☺ ☺ could you be any stupider?
Anyone else think that judging from this photo, that it looks like it might be time for Steve to try some of those adult diapers!
Did he or did he not just get off the sea plane…?
Alright Grampa, you have had enough time swiming. Now help your daughter up and take her home. Dosen’t she have an early preschool class tomorrow!
?21?Y R U picking on a 90fuckin5 yr. old woman??
#14 Are you on CRACK!!!
#2 — HA HA HA HA
“Old Balls”
lmao at that and at “Holden Migroin” ……still hilarious!
#25 I’m talking about you, you fucking retard! So, yeah, I guess you just proved you could be more stupid – let us know when you hit rock bottom.
?26? R U on Heroin, bitch? Ya fatt bitch ..can’t zee pazt
thoze triple H titiez..fuck..loze zome fuckin weight, ztupidazz?
Man…..everyone keeps saying good for him.
Well BAD for her…..
He is one nasty, pasty, grey, wrinkled fucked up looking bunch of gooey dough.
Maybe that is what she is after, his “dough”, but doubtful, since she is a writer I am sure she makes enough to sustain herself.
God dang, I’d hate to think I’d want money so bad that I’d fuck that.
I hope the hell she loves him, because if she doesn’t, I’m sure she’s closing her eyes and hating it.
I mean HATING it.
That is one nasty looking man.
Q: What’s even more disturbing than another celebrity marrying a girl half his age?
A: A Pink Panther sequel!!!!
jesus, you people are idiots.
Steve Martin is a god.
I’m 35 and I’d marry Steve Martin for his personality….a humorous guy is waaaaaaay hotter than some lame pretty boy.
two words: SUNLESS TANNER – daaaaaaamn! and OMG I just realized he was doing those ’2 wild & crazy guys’ sketches w/ Aykroyd when she was riding her bigwheel, playing on the jungle gym & eating dirt & stuff – wow… I just hope ‘prenup’ was buzzing around before all this ‘magic’
Yum, droopy old man ass. At least he’s funny.
I can just see it now. When the wedding cake was cut, Viagra spilled out EVERYWHERE….
#29 Yes I am and you need to learn how to spell! Oh, and kudo’s on guessing my breast size!! YOU MORON!!!
Congrats for both of them, hope it works!
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you can see the ripples of fat on her thighs from here.
#37 OMG, you survived kelli’s calling you a “ztupidazz” – AND a “fatt bitch” – and you’re still posting! Wow, not many people take a smackdown like that and live!
#29 Fuck, would you just please overdose on something and die – like, NOW???
I just watched “The Jerk” again last night and seriously, I would have married him too. Just brilliant.
He looks like my dad… but still congrats to them, I guess. At least she’s in her thirties, in Hollywood, that’s middle-aged (for women, anyway).
Please, no fuckin’ symbols, the misspellings and shitty grammar make the posts hard enough to read.
BTW, are you krazihottkelli of the Palm Beach krazihottkellis? Just wondering.
Even if he is old (well, old-errr), he’s still funny and if he can keep me giggling, I’d marry him too. (Plus he’s rich!!!)
I bet he has a big one!!!
You go Steve…!!! I am married to some much older. I don’t see a thing wrong with that, either.
That old dog lol he gets a free pass from me after all the great movies he worked.
I like Steve well enough, but I think it’s embarrassing when people marry people who are way younger/older than them. My god, she could be his daughter– sick.
Jesus christ, i was eating when i saw this. WHy do we need a shirtless picture of Steve Martin?
She will be there for his golden years. By that I mean she will get to change his adult undergarments when he pisses himself.
@45, and your user name is “Bling”…I think that just about says it all…