61-year-old Steve Martin married his 35-year-old writer girlfriend Anne Stringfield over the weekend. The wedding took place at Steve’s LA home, and Steve was sporting his Inspector Clouseau mustache from the upcoming Pink Panther sequel. When asked what it felt like to marry a woman 26 years younger than him, Martin screamed “Oh, yeaah!!” and gave everybody high fives.
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jon | July 30, 2007 at 10:03 am
first
Ryan | July 30, 2007 at 10:04 am
He has old balls.
Rome | July 30, 2007 at 10:04 am
Good for him.
Crap Tonight | July 30, 2007 at 10:06 am
Well how come in the picture it looks like she’s proposing to him……
Hey, maybe shes just getting used to the kneeling position which she will be using a lot to hang onto her billionaire
Steve Martin | July 30, 2007 at 10:07 am
What can I say, it beats dating other senior citizens!!!
Aubree | July 30, 2007 at 10:09 am
Steve can marry anyone he wants. Looks like they both could use a little sun though. Pale or not, good for him.
Finally a picture of someone respectable on here. I can’t say anything negative.
wildandcrazyguy | July 30, 2007 at 10:10 am
Who’s your daddy? Oh, wait, ewwww….
Anne Stringfield | July 30, 2007 at 10:10 am
Steve, were not daitng any more. Were married now. don’t you remember!!!
Dizzybenny | July 30, 2007 at 10:10 am
well he does look in decent shape so why the heck not!!
congrats Steve!
Sportsdvl | July 30, 2007 at 10:12 am
Congrats to him! Always nice to see an old cool guy bag a young chick!
Steve Martin | July 30, 2007 at 10:13 am
Oh, Yeah! Sorry Anne, all these years of having to hide my latent HOMOSEXUALITY, has made me confused about what to tell the press with regards to my personal life!!!
edeath | July 30, 2007 at 10:15 am
#6 – haha yes – the first respectable person on the site
Anne Stringfield | July 30, 2007 at 10:17 am
Thats ok steve. I’m a closet LESBIAN!!! So, I think this marriage should work out just fine! Oh, by the way Ton Cruise called. He just wanted you to know that TOM CRUISE LOVES THE COCK!!!
???????krazihottkelli??????? | July 30, 2007 at 10:18 am
God????could they be any whiter..???thatz juzt zickning lookin??
they probably got burnt later that day zince they’re znow white..???????
no1justminda | July 30, 2007 at 10:18 am
Yay for him! You can’t hate on Steve Martin :) He’s actually talented and funny and not a complete douchebag.
Tom Cruise | July 30, 2007 at 10:19 am
It’s true I sure do love the Cock! YEAH!!! WHOO!!! HOO!!!
#1hater | July 30, 2007 at 10:20 am
that picture looks like a kidnapping…..
Mr. T | July 30, 2007 at 10:22 am
I pity the fool, who marry Steve Martin!!!
O.J. Simpson | July 30, 2007 at 10:23 am
That’s one fine looking white woman! Anyone seen my knife?
Sheva | July 30, 2007 at 10:25 am
She proposed to him because she’s a broke writer and he has all the money.
May they live happily ever after.
Congrats to them both.
kelliisamotherfuckingasshole | July 30, 2007 at 10:26 am
#14 God ☺ ☺ ☺ could you be any stupider?
Long Dong Silver | July 30, 2007 at 10:27 am
Anyone else think that judging from this photo, that it looks like it might be time for Steve to try some of those adult diapers!
D4P | July 30, 2007 at 10:31 am
Did he or did he not just get off the sea plane…?
Holden Migroin | July 30, 2007 at 10:31 am
Alright Grampa, you have had enough time swiming. Now help your daughter up and take her home. Dosen’t she have an early preschool class tomorrow!
???????krazihottkelli??????? | July 30, 2007 at 10:34 am
?21?Y R U picking on a 90fuckin5 yr. old woman??
Amanda Huginkiss | July 30, 2007 at 10:35 am
#14 Are you on CRACK!!!
J | July 30, 2007 at 10:44 am
#2 — HA HA HA HA
“Old Balls”
lmao at that and at “Holden Migroin” ……still hilarious!
kelliisamotherfuckingasshole | July 30, 2007 at 10:46 am
#25 I’m talking about you, you fucking retard! So, yeah, I guess you just proved you could be more stupid – let us know when you hit rock bottom.
???????krazihottkelli??????? | July 30, 2007 at 10:47 am
?26? R U on Heroin, bitch? Ya fatt bitch ..can’t zee pazt
thoze triple H titiez..fuck..loze zome fuckin weight, ztupidazz?
adeliza | July 30, 2007 at 11:00 am
Man…..everyone keeps saying good for him.
Well BAD for her…..
He is one nasty, pasty, grey, wrinkled fucked up looking bunch of gooey dough.
Maybe that is what she is after, his “dough”, but doubtful, since she is a writer I am sure she makes enough to sustain herself.
God dang, I’d hate to think I’d want money so bad that I’d fuck that.
I hope the hell she loves him, because if she doesn’t, I’m sure she’s closing her eyes and hating it.
I mean HATING it.
That is one nasty looking man.
whitegold | July 30, 2007 at 11:02 am
Q: What’s even more disturbing than another celebrity marrying a girl half his age?
A: A Pink Panther sequel!!!!
zuzuspetals | July 30, 2007 at 11:06 am
jesus, you people are idiots.
Steve Martin is a god.
Queenbuzz | July 30, 2007 at 11:08 am
I’m 35 and I’d marry Steve Martin for his personality….a humorous guy is waaaaaaay hotter than some lame pretty boy.
gigi | July 30, 2007 at 11:10 am
two words: SUNLESS TANNER – daaaaaaamn! and OMG I just realized he was doing those ’2 wild & crazy guys’ sketches w/ Aykroyd when she was riding her bigwheel, playing on the jungle gym & eating dirt & stuff – wow… I just hope ‘prenup’ was buzzing around before all this ‘magic’
kerpupples | July 30, 2007 at 11:14 am
Yum, droopy old man ass. At least he’s funny.
ToTellTheTruth | July 30, 2007 at 11:17 am
I can just see it now. When the wedding cake was cut, Viagra spilled out EVERYWHERE….
Amanda Huginkiss | July 30, 2007 at 11:19 am
#29 Yes I am and you need to learn how to spell! Oh, and kudo’s on guessing my breast size!! YOU MORON!!!
Jeff | July 30, 2007 at 11:20 am
Congrats for both of them, hope it works!
(http://www.freshdailygossip.com)
jrzmommy | July 30, 2007 at 11:23 am
you can see the ripples of fat on her thighs from here.
don't recycle | July 30, 2007 at 11:24 am
#37 OMG, you survived kelli’s calling you a “ztupidazz” – AND a “fatt bitch” – and you’re still posting! Wow, not many people take a smackdown like that and live!
kelliisamotherfuckingasshole | July 30, 2007 at 11:26 am
#29 Fuck, would you just please overdose on something and die – like, NOW???
polypam | July 30, 2007 at 11:47 am
I just watched “The Jerk” again last night and seriously, I would have married him too. Just brilliant.
LL | July 30, 2007 at 12:02 pm
He looks like my dad… but still congrats to them, I guess. At least she’s in her thirties, in Hollywood, that’s middle-aged (for women, anyway).
Please, no fuckin’ symbols, the misspellings and shitty grammar make the posts hard enough to read.
BTW, are you krazihottkelli of the Palm Beach krazihottkellis? Just wondering.
LayDeeBug | July 30, 2007 at 12:14 pm
Even if he is old (well, old-errr), he’s still funny and if he can keep me giggling, I’d marry him too. (Plus he’s rich!!!)
I bet he has a big one!!!
Bling | July 30, 2007 at 12:23 pm
You go Steve…!!! I am married to some much older. I don’t see a thing wrong with that, either.
mirg | July 30, 2007 at 12:33 pm
That old dog lol he gets a free pass from me after all the great movies he worked.
kix | July 30, 2007 at 12:59 pm
I like Steve well enough, but I think it’s embarrassing when people marry people who are way younger/older than them. My god, she could be his daughter– sick.
Danklin24 | July 30, 2007 at 1:02 pm
Jesus christ, i was eating when i saw this. WHy do we need a shirtless picture of Steve Martin?
somewhereinthemiddle | July 30, 2007 at 1:06 pm
She will be there for his golden years. By that I mean she will get to change his adult undergarments when he pisses himself.
Shut Up! | July 30, 2007 at 1:29 pm
@45, and your user name is “Bling”…I think that just about says it all…