Contrary to legend, actor Steve Guttenberg (Police Academy) is alive and well. Oh yeah, and also roiding his freaking face off. Some paps apparently recognized Steve yesterday in New York, and he decided to thank them by going nuts on their camera. Looks like somebody saw the Hulk this weekend. Then, you know, took a turkey baster full of HGH to the colon. MAHONEY!!
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Hilarious. Completely fake. Way to go Steve…funny, funny, funny!!
he’s just upset Wall-E is replacing J5 as cute robot in the cultural lexicon…it’s okay steve…
This dick still walks the streets, while true comic geniuses like George Carlin pass away and crumble like roses we’ve held too long.
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Guttenberg : “NO I’M NOT DEAD! DO I LOOK F**KIN’ DEAD TO YOU, STUPID?! YOU’RE GONNA BE DEAD IN 10 SECONDS!”
Has anyone noticed that in the first picture Steve’s cap is facing forward but in all the others it is facing backwards? Just a guess, but I don’t think someone in a rage would take the time to turn his hat around.
I love Steve and hope the positive comments are true and the negative ones are false, but would all the liberal haters and Jew haters and racists and haters in general please just go away??? Why do you need to pollute every single message board on every single site? There are enough of you malcontents on every other street corner in America to keep you so busy that you don’t have to interfere with the rights of the non-hatred spewing population to not have to encounter your lame rantings at every turn.
Tackleberry should just blow his head off with his .44 magnum, either that or have somebody duct tape him and let the boys down at the “Blue Oyster” run a 50 man gang bang on ‘em.
When I was 17, 27 years ago, I worked at MGA in Westwood. MGA was a store that sold Guess Jeans. There was a wall behind the register that we would ask famous people to sign when they shopped in the store. Everyone did. Everyone but Steve Guttenberg. What a jackass. Looks like people don’t change.